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Postby GreecePwns on Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:42 pm

Minister Masket wrote:What is the circumference of a moose?
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Postby legendkiller717 on Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:45 pm

*eagerly anticipates response*
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Postby life-saver on Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:46 pm

:shock: *gasps at thread*

Not like I need any guy help. Not this month. XD
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Postby xtratabasco on Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:06 pm

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in all actuallity, the sick pigs online are normally the most gentlemanly in real life...the internet being an outlet to be the pig they really arent..



wow :shock:


u got me
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Postby unriggable on Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:16 pm

I'm not the least bit surprised this thread dissolved into a classic CC forums "suck on this"
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Postby unriggable on Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:19 pm

firth4eva wrote:
Norse wrote:Very few ladies ive been with give good BJ's.

I have to instruct them on this.


bit of an expert are you?


Why do you think it's called the nordic blower?
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Postby Itrade on Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:37 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:You can ask me a question, I will try and answer to the best of my knowledge.


Wait, so you're a girl?

Uh, um... Ah! Why are the toilet seats in the ladies' bathroom exactly the same as the toilet seats in the guy's bathroom? I mean it's not as if you need to lift them up so shouldn't they be fixed to the toilet?
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Postby freezie on Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:40 pm

Itrade wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:You can ask me a question, I will try and answer to the best of my knowledge.


Wait, so you're a girl?

Uh, um... Ah! Why are the toilet seats in the ladies' bathroom exactly the same as the toilet seats in the guy's bathroom? I mean it's not as if you need to lift them up so shouldn't they be fixed to the toilet?



Easier to wash?
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Postby happy2seeyou on Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:42 pm

Itrade wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:You can ask me a question, I will try and answer to the best of my knowledge.


Wait, so you're a girl?

Uh, um... Ah! Why are the toilet seats in the ladies' bathroom exactly the same as the toilet seats in the guy's bathroom? I mean it's not as if you need to lift them up so shouldn't they be fixed to the toilet?


hahaha, I never thought of that one. I would have to agree with freezie, easier to wash? Not sure.

and yes Itrade, I am a female.
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Postby bedub1 on Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:05 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:You can ask me a question, I will try and answer to the best of my knowledge.


Whats the first thing you notice when you see a guy you think is attractive?

Is there a difference between cute, hot, sexy, etc when talking about guys? What are the differences?
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Postby Itrade on Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:44 pm

bedub1 wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:You can ask me a question, I will try and answer to the best of my knowledge.


Whats the first thing you notice when you see a guy you think is attractive?

Is there a difference between cute, hot, sexy, etc when talking about guys? What are the differences?


I agree with this question, this would be helpful to know.

Also, how important do girls think getting married is?
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Postby The Weird One on Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:27 pm

two good questions
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Postby freezie on Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:41 pm

Itrade wrote:Also, how important do girls think getting married is?



I am not a girl, I will asnwer that anyway.

Depend on the girl. No general rule. Is she christian/catholic? Is she atheist? Is she rebel or lawful?

Even a religious guy will think highly of marriage, while others won't. Same thing for girls, I beleive.
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Postby Itrade on Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:03 pm

New topic for guy questions about girls!

So now all questions in this topic should be girl questions about guys and the answers and advice for those questions.
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Postby Minister Masket on Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:47 am

Minister Masket wrote:What is the circumference of a moose?

No-one answered my question!
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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:54 am

Minister Masket wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:What is the circumference of a moose?

No-one answered my question!


there is a reason for that . . . it's a dumb question and has nothing to do with the topic of this thread. ;)
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Postby Itrade on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:18 am

Every moose is different, Minister Masket, and it also depends on where you measure them.

But I'd say probably three times the circumference of a person at the waist, which I would say is 30 centimeters, so I'll say the circumference of a moose at the waist is 90 centimeters. Which is probably not true.
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Postby Norse on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:38 am

Minister Masket wrote:Norse, the pit you dug has reached the Earth's core.
You didn't start well, and you were never going to finish well.
Stop now while you still have your clothing.

Anyhoo, unless there's a seperate thread in the works, can us guys ask the girls questions in this thread aswell?


Minister, go back and re-read, you little mush-bird.
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Postby Norse on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:46 am

Asking a woman for advice about women, and conversely asking a man fr advice about men, is like consulting a "how to grow roses" book and using it on a pack of daffodil seeds.

(bad example...it's early)

Pretty pointless really. I mean, if say, a bird fancied me, and asked fucking Minister masket for advice, I might find the girl sticking her fingers up my tube....which to me wouldn't be very nice.

Like wise, If the girl had come to me for advise about minister, poor little minister would probably be scared off by the ladies friendliness....and run away in case she started showing him her fanjina.
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Postby joecoolfrog on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:42 am

Do girls prefer Frogs or Horny Toads, are any other amphibians particularly attractive to you ?
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Postby Treeluvr87 on Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:30 am

joecoolfrog wrote:Do girls prefer Frogs or Horny Toads, are any other amphibians particularly attractive to you ?



Mmmm, iguuuaaaaanaaaas...
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Postby DAZMCFC on Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:45 am

satanspaladin wrote:i went to uni in manchester got a good gay village is that y your so proud of the city :wink:



is this aimed at me. :roll: i don`t give a shit about Manchester as a city, just because i support Man City does not mean i`m proud of manchester.

i`m a Salfordian(a small City on Manchesters border). yes i`ve been to the gay village a few times with my wife(there is even a thread about it, last time i went).
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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:48 am

joecoolfrog wrote:Do girls prefer Frogs or Horny Toads, are any other amphibians particularly attractive to you ?


hahahahahahaha :lol:
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Postby joecoolfrog on Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:46 pm

Treeluvr87 wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:Do girls prefer Frogs or Horny Toads, are any other amphibians particularly attractive to you ?



Mmmm, iguuuaaaaanaaaas...


Brutish creatures,one of them ate Granny just last week :cry:
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Postby Sass on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:22 pm

Treeluvr87 wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:Do girls prefer Frogs or Horny Toads, are any other amphibians particularly attractive to you ?



Mmmm, iguuuaaaaanaaaas...


Correct me if I am wrong, but aren't iguanas a reptile, therefore not an amphibian?


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