reverend_kyle wrote:You can have a penis and the kick won't bring you down. It's the testicles that do that.
He's right.
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reverend_kyle wrote:You can have a penis and the kick won't bring you down. It's the testicles that do that.
Stopper wrote:chessplaya wrote:ummm... uhm... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
they chopped me off ...and i was so little
I'm getting confused now. When first I saw this topic, I assumed it would be about vasectomies, as that's what to get the "snip" means in the UK.
And when you say "they chopped me off", chessplaya, I assume you don't mean what happened to poor baby Bruce Reimer in this sad story...
(Incidentally, to anyone who is interested in weird and off-beat stories, I'd recommend reading that story in that link.)
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Dancing Mustard wrote:Are there any eunuchs in the house?
diddle wrote:hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.
and thats aaaaaall that matters
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Dancing Mustard wrote:diddle wrote:hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.
and thats aaaaaall that matters
Isn't it about whether it suits her just fine?
Syzygy wrote:hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.
It's good that you're satisfied with so little.![]()
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
hecter wrote:Syzygy wrote:hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.
It's good that you're satisfied with so little.![]()
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
It's not the size of the weapon that matters, it's how you use it
DiM wrote:Molacole wrote:OK this is what I know and why I'm glad I'm snipped!
The way I see it is if I try to get some head when I get out of work or just got done doing something it's pretty easy. If I try to get my balls licked during this then it's next to impossible!
That flap HAS to cause your dick to sweat and stink up a fucking storm mixed with ball sweat! Damm that shit must bang!!!
first of all if a woman licks your sweaty balls there are 3 reasons:
1. she loves you so much she doesn't care.
2. you paid her
3. she's stupid
second i would never have sex without a shower first. i think it's common sense and decency.
DiM wrote:alex_white101 wrote:DiM wrote:
i don't have a circumcision but i can go through 3-5 ejaculations without getting a flacid dick even for a second. it all has to do with concentration will power, kegel and years of experience.
completely unnecessary and not something i wanted to hear about........ maybe next time remeber u r posting this to random strangers who really dont want to know this kind of stuff
it's not unnecessary as the quote above was used to explain to molacole that circumcision has nothing to do with sexual performance.
as for the fact that you did not want to hear about it, i'm afraid there's nothing i can do. my advice is to avoid topics that might contain stuff that disturbs you.
and i'm curious. you were disturbed by my words and yet when molacole said he likes to give head with sweaty balls you said nothing. between my post and molacole's i think his is grosser.
hecter wrote:Syzygy wrote:hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.
It's good that you're satisfied with so little.![]()
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
It's not the size of the weapon that matters, it's how you use it
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
hecter wrote:Syzygy wrote:hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.
It's good that you're satisfied with so little.![]()
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
It's not the size of the weapon that matters, it's how you use it
mpmrunner wrote:hecter wrote:Syzygy wrote:hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.
It's good that you're satisfied with so little.![]()
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
It's not the size of the weapon that matters, it's how you use it
Well you cant kill a rhino with a peashooter.
Dmunster wrote: I do believe dudes with foreskin get less oral.
Luis Buñuel wrote:In the name of hypocrites,
doctors have invented the most exquisite form of
torture ever known to man: survival.
diddle wrote:mpmrunner wrote:hecter wrote:Syzygy wrote:hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.
It's good that you're satisfied with so little.![]()
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
It's not the size of the weapon that matters, it's how you use it
Well you cant kill a rhino with a peashooter.
the bigger they are the harder they fall
i don't get why that makes sense but it sounded clever
nmhunate wrote:Speak English... It is the language that God wrote the bible in.
RobinJ wrote:diddle wrote:mpmrunner wrote:hecter wrote:Syzygy wrote:hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.
It's good that you're satisfied with so little.![]()
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
It's not the size of the weapon that matters, it's how you use it
Well you cant kill a rhino with a peashooter.
the bigger they are the harder they fall
i don't get why that makes sense but it sounded clever
Believe me, it doesn't
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