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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Mon May 12, 2014 4:37 pm

i am shocked


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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Tue May 13, 2014 5:07 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby JBlombier on Wed May 14, 2014 1:33 pm

AslanTheKing wrote:Image

Wow, you had me fooled there.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby Dukasaur on Wed May 14, 2014 2:15 pm

JBlombier wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:Image

Wow, you had me fooled there.

Brilliant!
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Wed May 14, 2014 4:45 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby nietzsche on Thu May 15, 2014 9:47 am

JBlombier wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:Image

Wow, you had me fooled there.


Me too lol. Every time I look at I have to try hard not to see a vagina there.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby Dukasaur on Thu May 15, 2014 10:04 am

nietzsche wrote:
JBlombier wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:Image

Wow, you had me fooled there.


Me too lol. Every time I look at I have to try hard not to see a vagina there.

Vulva, dammit! The external genitalia of the female is referred to as the vulva. The vagina is the thing beyond that, which you won't see unless it is being held open. Egads, what do they teach kids in school these days!
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby nietzsche on Thu May 15, 2014 10:07 am

Dukasaur wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
JBlombier wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:Image

Wow, you had me fooled there.


Me too lol. Every time I look at I have to try hard not to see a vagina there.

Vulva, dammit! The external genitalia of the female is referred to as the vulva. The vagina is the thing beyond that, which you won't see unless it is being held open. Egads, what do they teach kids in school these days!


That's perfect because now we can call her Vulva Neck.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Thu May 15, 2014 11:49 am

nietzsche wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
JBlombier wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:Image

Wow, you had me fooled there.


Me too lol. Every time I look at I have to try hard not to see a vagina there.

Vulva, dammit! The external genitalia of the female is referred to as the vulva. The vagina is the thing beyond that, which you won't see unless it is being held open. Egads, what do they teach kids in school these days!


That's perfect because now we can call her Vulva Neck.


all i see is that it's being held open so we can see the vagina.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby Dukasaur on Thu May 15, 2014 12:20 pm

betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
JBlombier wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:Image

Wow, you had me fooled there.


Me too lol. Every time I look at I have to try hard not to see a vagina there.

Vulva, dammit! The external genitalia of the female is referred to as the vulva. The vagina is the thing beyond that, which you won't see unless it is being held open. Egads, what do they teach kids in school these days!


That's perfect because now we can call her Vulva Neck.


all i see is that it's being held open so we can see the vagina.

Obviously your experience with vaginas is rather limited. Let an old pro school you.

If the two folds of skin in the picture (which simulate the labia majora) were being held open, you would see the labia minora. Since you do not, the simulated labia majora are still fully in contact with each other, and therefore definitely not being held open. What is being held open is the space between the leftmost (from our viewpoint, or rightmost from the masseuse's viewpoint) fold, which simulates the space between the right labium majorum and the right thigh.

If that was a vulva, and you were to put your finger (or anything else) in there, you would not find a vagina but rather just a dead end just above the pubofemoral ligament.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu May 15, 2014 2:39 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
JBlombier wrote:
Me too lol. Every time I look at I have to try hard not to see a vagina there.

Vulva, dammit! The external genitalia of the female is referred to as the vulva. The vagina is the thing beyond that, which you won't see unless it is being held open. Egads, what do they teach kids in school these days!


That's perfect because now we can call her Vulva Neck.


all i see is that it's being held open so we can see the vagina.

Obviously your experience with vaginas is rather limited. Let an old pro school you.

If the two folds of skin in the picture (which simulate the labia majora) were being held open, you would see the labia minora. Since you do not, the simulated labia majora are still fully in contact with each other, and therefore definitely not being held open. What is being held open is the space between the leftmost (from our viewpoint, or rightmost from the masseuse's viewpoint) fold, which simulates the space between the right labium majorum and the right thigh.

If that was a vulva, and you were to put your finger (or anything else) in there, you would not find a vagina but rather just a dead end just above the pubofemoral ligament.


Nietzsche just got rekt.

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby nietzsche on Thu May 15, 2014 5:40 pm

Wait no, it was betiko.

But i'm guilty of never have stopped to inspect one and name the parts. They stink of you get close enough so all the time i've spent with my nosetrills close to one was only the necessary to give oral pleasure.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Thu May 15, 2014 6:03 pm

wow , dukosaur is a gynaecologist, i think so

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby nietzsche on Thu May 15, 2014 6:06 pm

AslanTheKing wrote:wow , dukosaur is a gynaecologist, i think so

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that labia minora is looking at me
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Fri May 16, 2014 12:13 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Vulva, dammit! The external genitalia of the female is referred to as the vulva. The vagina is the thing beyond that, which you won't see unless it is being held open. Egads, what do they teach kids in school these days!


That's perfect because now we can call her Vulva Neck.


all i see is that it's being held open so we can see the vagina.

Obviously your experience with vaginas is rather limited. Let an old pro school you.

If the two folds of skin in the picture (which simulate the labia majora) were being held open, you would see the labia minora. Since you do not, the simulated labia majora are still fully in contact with each other, and therefore definitely not being held open. What is being held open is the space between the leftmost (from our viewpoint, or rightmost from the masseuse's viewpoint) fold, which simulates the space between the right labium majorum and the right thigh.

If that was a vulva, and you were to put your finger (or anything else) in there, you would not find a vagina but rather just a dead end just above the pubofemoral ligament.


Nietzsche just got rekt.

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all I see is that duka needs better glasses. If a woman is operationg this type of pressure on both sides of her genitals you will basically see all you can ever see from the vagina. Given that it's ment to look like a vulva, but it's not actually one, obviously you can't see the inside.... duh! that's called a neck and there is no hole in a neck, thanks for your contribution duka, I think from now on if the visual effects aren't as good a reality we shouldn't post them otherwise duka will have to explain each time how are visual effects not real! :lol:
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Fri May 16, 2014 2:41 pm

lol, i like how funny this thread is becoming,
to be honest i dont know the names of this precious female piece of vagina
for me its enough to know how to use it, lol
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Fri May 16, 2014 2:42 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat May 17, 2014 12:15 am

AslanTheKing wrote:Image


Well, it gives a whole new meaning to the term "necking"...
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Sat May 17, 2014 5:02 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby saxitoxin on Sun May 18, 2014 1:37 pm

nietzsche wrote:Wait no, it was betiko.

But i'm guilty of never have stopped to inspect one and name the parts. They stink of you get close enough so all the time i've spent with my nosetrills close to one was only the necessary to give oral pleasure.


Maybe bring some Fabreeze with you next time?
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Sun May 18, 2014 4:08 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Wait no, it was betiko.

But i'm guilty of never have stopped to inspect one and name the parts. They stink of you get close enough so all the time i've spent with my nosetrills close to one was only the necessary to give oral pleasure.


Maybe bring some Fabreeze with you next time?


(for those who don't know why i'm posting this, you might have never listened to the letter! :P )
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby nietzsche on Mon May 19, 2014 12:46 am

saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Wait no, it was betiko.

But i'm guilty of never have stopped to inspect one and name the parts. They stink of you get close enough so all the time i've spent with my nosetrills close to one was only the necessary to give oral pleasure.


Maybe bring some Fabreeze with you next time?


If only I could use my mouth to breath.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Mon May 19, 2014 7:09 am

nietzsche wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Wait no, it was betiko.

But i'm guilty of never have stopped to inspect one and name the parts. They stink of you get close enough so all the time i've spent with my nosetrills close to one was only the necessary to give oral pleasure.


Maybe bring some Fabreeze with you next time?


If only I could use my mouth to breath.


i've met some mexican girls pretty clean down there. I don't know where you get yours.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby notyou2 on Mon May 19, 2014 7:56 am

Too many fish tacos perhaps?
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby 2dimes on Mon May 19, 2014 9:30 am

nietzsche wrote: all the time i've spent with my nosetrills close to one was only the necessary to give oral pleasure.

So only an hour or so each time?
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