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Postby Aries on Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:45 pm

Soccer is one of the best sports ever! :evil: Have anyone who's said soccer sucks ever played at least 1 game?
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Postby razor34 on Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:47 pm

WOW what did I miss!!
Just got back online but Kid A is in the lead with "walking"
Good shout.
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Postby keiths31 on Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:57 pm

Aries wrote:Soccer is one of the best sports ever! :evil: Have anyone who's said soccer sucks ever played at least 1 game?


I have played many, many, many games. I played throughout grade school and high school, including indoor soccer. I was a goaltender for both teams (indoor and outdoor). I don't like it. I am good at it. But I don't like it. I have played it and made the decision I do not like it.
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Postby duday53 on Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:12 pm

DIRESTRAITS wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:what?


soccer=gay

Chicks dig baseball pants


so do homosexual guys
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Postby unriggable on Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:48 pm

DIRESTRAITS wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:what?


soccer=gay

Chicks dig baseball pants


The other 2.5 billion dig guys who are good at soccer.
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Postby Numia Kereru on Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:49 pm

I have to say that, up until recently I have thought that Australian Football League was one of the strangest and worst sports ever conceived.

But I've changed my mind about the sport; it actually takes a lot of strength, skill and dexterity to play it. You won't find many sportspeople in the world who can kick an oval ball like those AFL guys :)

The only worst sport I can think of at the moment is Curling. That ice sport. That's worse than lawn bowls in my eyes lol :lol:
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Postby boogiesadda on Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:15 pm

Hitman079 wrote:
GreecePwns wrote:You know what I really hate? When people try to say a sport is boring by making it simpler than it really is, like "oh, baseball sucks, you just hit the ball and run in a circle." No. All sports require strategy and skill (NASCAR is NOT a sport).

i agree..i am sorry for referring to baseball in such a way :(
i also agree NASCAR is not a sport..i mean..seriously, the only reason people get "thrills" is the fiery crashes
also, basketball..ugh..most teams just lose by less than 10 points..do they EVER miss?
also, another thing some guy said is completely true- americans like games where you score constantly because they have short attention spans
(i concur as an American)


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sport /spɔrt, spoʊrt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[spawrt, spohrt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.
Encarta
1. competitive physical activity: an individual or group competitive activity involving physical exertion or skill, governed by rules, and sometimes engaged in professionally ( often used in the plural )
Oxford English Dictionary
• noun 1 an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others
Cambridge Dictionary
1 [C] a game, competition or activity needing physical effort and skill that is played or done according to rules, for enjoyment and/or as a job:

would you like more? The Cambridge and Oxford dictionaries are the two most respected dictionaries in the world and Nascar meets all of the criteria for a sport and not to mention draws bigger live crowds than any other professional sport!

So yes Virginia NASCAR is a sport
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Postby Stopper on Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:29 pm

razor34 wrote:WOW what did I miss!!
Just got back online but Kid A is in the lead with "walking"
Good shout.


I agree. Any sport where someone can spend 1/2 hour walking for 10km and then get disqualified for a split-second lift off the ground is not just dumb, it's stupid. Curling only looks stupid.
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Postby unriggable on Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:32 pm

boogiesadda wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:
GreecePwns wrote:You know what I really hate? When people try to say a sport is boring by making it simpler than it really is, like "oh, baseball sucks, you just hit the ball and run in a circle." No. All sports require strategy and skill (NASCAR is NOT a sport).

i agree..i am sorry for referring to baseball in such a way :(
i also agree NASCAR is not a sport..i mean..seriously, the only reason people get "thrills" is the fiery crashes
also, basketball..ugh..most teams just lose by less than 10 points..do they EVER miss?
also, another thing some guy said is completely true- americans like games where you score constantly because they have short attention spans
(i concur as an American)


dictionary.com
sport /spɔrt, spoʊrt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[spawrt, spohrt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.
Encarta
1. competitive physical activity: an individual or group competitive activity involving physical exertion or skill, governed by rules, and sometimes engaged in professionally ( often used in the plural )
Oxford English Dictionary
• noun 1 an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others
Cambridge Dictionary
1 [C] a game, competition or activity needing physical effort and skill that is played or done according to rules, for enjoyment and/or as a job:

would you like more? The Cambridge and Oxford dictionaries are the two most respected dictionaries in the world and Nascar meets all of the criteria for a sport and not to mention draws bigger live crowds than any other professional sport!

So yes Virginia NASCAR is a sport


HUNTING!?!? You know that nowadays you can play that over the internet? Does that make it a sport?
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Postby DIRESTRAITS on Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:57 pm

duday53 wrote:
DIRESTRAITS wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:what?


soccer=gay

Chicks dig baseball pants


so do homosexual guys


You would know
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Postby DIRESTRAITS on Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:58 pm

unriggable wrote:
DIRESTRAITS wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:what?


soccer=gay

Chicks dig baseball pants


The other 2.5 billion dig guys who are good at soccer.


I haven't met one yet. Not even the girl soccer players dig the guys who play soccer.
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Postby Kid_A on Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:02 pm

DIRESTRAITS wrote:
unriggable wrote:
DIRESTRAITS wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:what?


soccer=gay

Chicks dig baseball pants


The other 2.5 billion dig guys who are good at soccer.


I haven't met one yet. Not even the girl soccer players dig the guys who play soccer.


thats because all the girl soccer players dig girl soccer players
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