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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:01 am

1. It is manmade.
2. It is not alive, nor will it ever be alive, nor has it ever been alive.
3. You can find it in most homes.
4. It is not electronic.
5. It is not a rocking chair.
6. It is not made of synthetic material.
7. It has been invented in the last 100 years.
8. It does not get hard when stimulated (should I really count that, since this question is obviously implying that the object is a penis?)
9. It was made for people to sit on (technically).
10. It is not some sort of tool.
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Postby Lord Canti on Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:43 am

Does it weigh more than ten pounds (4.54kg)?
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:49 am

1. It is manmade.
2. It is not alive, nor will it ever be alive, nor has it ever been alive.
3. You can find it in most homes.
4. It is not electronic.
5. It is not a rocking chair.
6. It is not made of synthetic material.
7. It has been invented in the last 100 years.
8. It does not get hard when stimulated (should I really count that, since this question is obviously implying that the object is a penis?)
9. It was made for people to sit on (technically).
10. It is not some sort of tool.
11. It does not weigh more than 10lb.
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Postby Lord Canti on Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:55 am

Could you delete question 8, please? Obviosly, who ever asked it was a horny idiot trying to be funny. (and failing miserably at it!)
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Postby juggernaut man on Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:32 am

does it have 4 legs?
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Postby killza666jrr on Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:35 am

would it b used in school?
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Postby vtmarik on Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:57 am

I'm gonna go for it here and say: A chair or stool.
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Postby stinkycheese on Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:49 am

vtmarik wrote:I'm gonna go for it here and say: A chair or stool.


I already said rocking chair...if he doesn't count rocking chair and he counts chair then that would be bullshit.
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:59 am

1. It is manmade.
2. It is not alive, nor will it ever be alive, nor has it ever been alive.
3. You can find it in most homes.
4. It is not electronic.
5. It is not a rocking chair.
6. It is not made of synthetic material.
7. It has been invented in the last 100 years.
8. It was made for people to sit on (technically).
9. It is not some sort of tool.
10. It does not have four legs.
11. It might be used in school, but is not necessary.
12. It is not a stool (or chair).
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Postby Titanic on Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:13 am

Does it have any legs?

If not, is it one of those beanbag sort of things that you can sit and rest in?
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Postby Balsiefen on Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:36 pm

does it move?
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:21 pm

1. It is manmade.
2. It is not alive, nor will it ever be alive, nor has it ever been alive.
3. You can find it in most homes.
4. It is not electronic.
5. It is not a rocking chair.
6. It is not made of synthetic material.
7. It has been invented in the last 100 years.
8. It was made for people to sit on (technically).
9. It is not some sort of tool.
10. It does not have four legs.
11. It might be used in school, but is not necessary.
12. It is not a stool (or chair).
13. It has legs.
14. By itself, it cannot move.
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Postby Titanic on Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:47 pm

Is it made of plastic?
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:30 pm

1. It is manmade.
2. It is not alive, nor will it ever be alive, nor has it ever been alive.
3. You can find it in most homes.
4. It is not electronic.
5. It is not a rocking chair.
6. It is not made of synthetic material.
7. It has been invented in the last 100 years.
8. It was made for people to sit on (technically).
9. It is not some sort of tool.
10. It does not have four legs.
11. It might be used in school, but is not necessary.
12. It is not a stool (or chair).
13. It has legs.
14. By itself, it cannot move.
15. It is not made of plastic.
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Postby flashleg8 on Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:42 pm

Would you find it in the kitchen?
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Postby vtmarik on Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:43 pm

Does it have wheels?
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:00 pm

1. It is manmade.
2. It is not alive, nor will it ever be alive, nor has it ever been alive.
3. You can find it in most homes.
4. It is not electronic.
5. It is not a rocking chair.
6. It is not made of synthetic material.
7. It has been invented in the last 100 years.
8. It was made for people to sit on (technically).
9. It is not some sort of tool.
10. It does not have four legs.
11. EDIT-It is found in almost every school.
12. It is not a stool (or chair).
13. It has legs.
14. By itself, it cannot move.
15. It is not made of plastic.
16. You would not find it in the kitchen.
17. It does not have wheels.[/b]
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Postby flashleg8 on Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:39 pm

I'm really struggling here, but we're running out of questions so I'm just going to think about it a bit more - it's the designed (in the last 100 years!) for sitting part (but not a chair) and less than four legs thats bugging me....
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Postby Hitman079 on Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:49 am

3 more questions, and i will have survived 3 rounds as the wizard guy!
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Postby Titanic on Sun Feb 11, 2007 5:28 pm

Wow, this is hard. A sitting object, that some schools might have, that has less then four legs, no wheels, and is not made of plastic, synthetic materials, is not electronics and was invented in the past century.
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Postby juggernaut man on Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:59 pm

I don't think he ever said anything about less than 4 legs. It could have more or less. It might also be used for something else besides sitting.. if you notice the 'technically' besides it.
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Postby flashleg8 on Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:12 pm

juggernaut man wrote:It might also be used for something else besides sitting.. if you notice the 'technically' besides it.


Yeah, I was thinking about that too. hmm...
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Postby juggernaut man on Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:32 pm

lol. I've looked around my house and couldn't find anything that fits the description. Sofas have been around for ages and so have beds and toilets. Our exercise bike has wheels so its not good. Our exercise ball thing doesn't have legs.
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Postby Hitman079 on Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:41 pm

you can always give up :wink: :twisted:
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Postby juggernaut man on Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:08 am

Hitman079 wrote:you can always give up :wink: :twisted:



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