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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:32 pm

brooksieb wrote:Sam levi 11 - minister of culture and ambassador for the emos



awesome, i luv that job, it means i can ban all chavs exept norse
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Postby whitestazn88 on Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:37 pm

i think i could be the community sports columnist
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:43 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:
brooksieb wrote:Sam levi 11 - minister of culture and ambassador for the emos



awesome, i luv that job, it means i can ban all chavs exept norse


How is Norse a chav? Bt also, yes. Deport 'em to Greenland I says.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:06 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:
brooksieb wrote:Sam levi 11 - minister of culture and ambassador for the emos



awesome, i luv that job, it means i can ban all chavs exept norse


How is Norse a chav? Bt also, yes. Deport 'em to Greenland I says.


he once said he was himself, so i beleive him. he wanted an emo v chav mass brawl
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:08 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:
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sam_levi_11 wrote:
brooksieb wrote:Sam levi 11 - minister of culture and ambassador for the emos



awesome, i luv that job, it means i can ban all chavs exept norse


How is Norse a chav? Bt also, yes. Deport 'em to Greenland I says.


he once said he was himself, so i beleive him. he wanted an emo v chav mass brawl


I hate 'em both. I say free guns for all, (f*ck off Mustard and co.), and we have a massive safari through the streets of our major urban areas shooting anyone with black makeup or burberry and bling on them.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:16 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:
Napoleon Ier wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:
brooksieb wrote:Sam levi 11 - minister of culture and ambassador for the emos



awesome, i luv that job, it means i can ban all chavs exept norse


How is Norse a chav? Bt also, yes. Deport 'em to Greenland I says.


he once said he was himself, so i beleive him. he wanted an emo v chav mass brawl


I 'em both. I say free guns for all, (f*ck off Mustard and co.), and we have a massive safari through the streets of our major urban areas anyone with black makeup or burberry and bling on them.


how about we round up chavs and shoot them and just let emo's be, emo's have less of a chance of being a lasting scene, cos unlike chavs, emo's breeding together doesnt mean that the offspring will be like them.

Chav + Chav = Chav
Emo + Emo = no one knows

also im banning poncey art that is sh*t. Rap music, people over 75, people who think brits speak like "hello old bean how are you on this splendid day pip pip" and man utd/chelsea fans
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Postby suggs on Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:30 pm

Pip-pip.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:00 pm

shut up or ull be banned, i dont care if ur english and trying to wind me up
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Postby ignotus on Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:05 pm

suggs wrote:Pip-pip.


"Please Sir may i have some more?"
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:10 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:I hate 'em both. I say free guns for all, and we have a massive safari through the streets of our major urban areas shooting anyone with black makeup or burberry and bling on them.

Against my better judgement, I find this notion strangely appealing...


Righto then, pass me another cup of that lemon-tea, and let's jolly-well get this game afoot.

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Postby AndrewLC on Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:12 pm

I'm not mentioned :cry:
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Postby strike wolf on Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:45 pm

Dekloren-crazy person/conspiracy guy.
Suggs-the guy with the weird hat.
Wicked-executioner
Snowpepsi-hammock maker/writer
Apey-by day a nurse, by night an exotic dancer.
Hecter-Spam king
Dariune-kung-fu guy
Sam_levi-resident emo
AD-Have to agree with Bent cop
MTG-US Relations
cahoots-Cheerleader
ignotus-tutu wearer

As for me I'd be the wolf expert. Meaning my job would be useless and therefore ensure that I would either be the first or one of the last to die.
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Postby Iz Man on Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:33 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:right everyone stop what they are doing. the most important job has to be created.

now this job goes to Iz Man and that job is Chief Brewer of fine Beers. also can i be Chief Taster of said beers when brewed(as well as Ambassador to Scotland).
I promise to work hard with our resident desert island mad scientist on developing a super hybrid desert island yeast strain that will produce a very fine ale.
I think I can also promise that anyone working on the beer project on our island won't have much difficulty in making friends...... 8)
Some of these friends may actually be in places of "political power" (Luns?) on our island.
I always knew brewing was going to pay off someday.......
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Postby Skittles! on Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:13 am

I wouldn't exist!

If I would, I would burn a few people, maybe eat them.
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:21 am

Are you saying that you yourself are nothing more than an AI computer program? because I had you down as our personal willy wonka.
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Postby Skittles! on Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:23 am

strike wolf wrote:Are you saying that you yourself are nothing more than an AI computer program? because I had you down as our personal willy wonka.

No, I'm saying cause no one said anything about I wouldn't exist on the island :)
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Postby hiitsmestevie1 on Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:27 am

did you/we all get stranded with out any tools ? no fishing gear ect?
just the clothing on the backs?
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Postby Hitman079 on Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:33 am

i would want hecter to be my daddy :D
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Postby InkL0sed on Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:17 am

There are some strangely missing posts in this thread...
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Postby OnlyAmbrose on Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:41 am

All I could say for sure would be that Guiscard would be chairman of some university, got tonkaed would be the pimp, and jay would be that naked guy on the street corner with a "THE END IS NEAR" sign.
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Postby Neoteny on Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:44 am

OnlyAmbrose wrote:All I could say for sure would be that Guiscard would be chairman of some university, got tonkaed would be the pimp, and jay would be that naked guy on the street corner with a "THE END IS NEAR" sign.


o_O Does he have to be naked?
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Postby AndrewLC on Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:40 am

I'm STILL not mentioned :cry:
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Postby InkL0sed on Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:43 am

AndrewLC wrote:I'm STILL not mentioned :cry:


You're the guy that everybody hates because he follows people around all day, asking them stupid questions, and whining about everybody hating him :P
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Postby AndrewLC on Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:50 am

InkL0sed wrote:
AndrewLC wrote:I'm STILL not mentioned :cry:


You're the guy that everybody hates because he follows people around all day, asking them stupid questions, and whining about everybody hating him :P

Yay! I'm mentioned!
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Postby Iliad on Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:31 am

sam_levi_11 wrote:
Napoleon Ier wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:
Napoleon Ier wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:
brooksieb wrote:Sam levi 11 - minister of culture and ambassador for the emos



awesome, i luv that job, it means i can ban all chavs exept norse


How is Norse a chav? Bt also, yes. Deport 'em to Greenland I says.


he once said he was himself, so i beleive him. he wanted an emo v chav mass brawl


I 'em both. I say free guns for all, (f*ck off Mustard and co.), and we have a massive safari through the streets of our major urban areas anyone with black makeup or burberry and bling on them.


how about we round up chavs and shoot them and just let emo's be, emo's have less of a chance of being a lasting scene, cos unlike chavs, emo's breeding together doesnt mean that the offspring will be like them.

Chav + Chav = Chav
Emo + Emo = no one knows

also im banning poncey art that is sh*t. Rap music, people over 75, people who think brits speak like "hello old bean how are you on this splendid day pip pip" and man utd/chelsea fans
freedom of religion bitch! :evil:
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