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Postby edwinissweet on Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:43 am

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Hitman079 wrote:doesn't your penis have to be a certain length to be able to have oral sex?

No... If you can masturbate, you can have oral sex.


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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:40 am

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graeme89 wrote:
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graeme89 wrote:Going back again to the original post, I read somewhere ( probably the Daily Mail ) that women have a more intense sexual experience than men. .. The lucky devils


duh
our orgasm last 5-10 secs
their orgasm lasts 20-60 s
Plus they can have multiple orgasms non stop....i wish i could have that :D

?
So your a man who would have a sex change to become a lesbian ?
It might not be a bad thing

It doesn't work that way. Getting a sex change doesn't REALLY turn you into a woman. It would pretty much mean that you're a man with a mutilated penis that resembles a vagina. So no multiple orgasms. Sorry.


well then i guess no vagina for me eh?
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Postby b.k. barunt on Sun Nov 11, 2007 7:29 am

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b.k. barunt wrote:Trivia Question:
What comedian (now dead) said to "lick the alphabet"? I tried it and didn't make it past j.


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I don't know what comedian said that but I do know that on the tv show "Nip Tuck" on USA, Dr. Troy told Dr. McNamara that he should try the ABC's... That was maybe in season 2. :lol:

Actually it was Sam Kinison (Screamin Sam) in 85.
But kal was right - it's basically for n00bs. Those who haven't yet discovered "the man in the boat". I tried it once, just to say that i'd done it, but i only made it to somewhere around j, when i was rudely (and roughly) grabbed by the ears and pulled into more familiar rhythms.


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Postby clapper011 on Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:26 am

oh my :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol:
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Postby dcowboys055 on Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:42 am

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dcowboys055 wrote:Sickos, put a not safe for kids tag on the title billy.

It's called oral sex... If that isn't enough of a disclaimer I don't know what is! It's like going to a website called http://www.asian-sluts-get-their-asses-fucked.com and still wanting additional warning of what's to come...


Not really since this website is http://www.conquerclub.com ....Wouldn't expect your kids to find stuff like this on a website called conquerclub, with the description being "risk all your armies on a...."
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Postby Syzygy on Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:50 am

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hecter wrote:
dcowboys055 wrote:Sickos, put a not safe for kids tag on the title billy.

It's called oral sex... If that isn't enough of a disclaimer I don't know what is! It's like going to a website called http://www.asian-sluts-get-their-asses-fucked.com and still wanting additional warning of what's to come...


Not really since this website is http://www.conquerclub.com ....Wouldn't expect your kids to find stuff like this on a website called conquerclub, with the description being "risk all your armies on a...."


RisquƩ all your armies? :?
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Postby hecter on Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:15 pm

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dcowboys055 wrote:Sickos, put a not safe for kids tag on the title billy.

It's called oral sex... If that isn't enough of a disclaimer I don't know what is! It's like going to a website called http://www.asian-sluts-get-their-asses-fucked.com and still wanting additional warning of what's to come...


Not really since this website is http://www.conquerclub.com ....Wouldn't expect your kids to find stuff like this on a website called conquerclub, with the description being "risk all your armies on a...."

So what? You want to change the website to http://www.conquerclub-NSFW.com just because people might be stupid enough to enter a thread titled "oral sex" expecting fucking pictures of puppies and ponies and then be horrible surprised at people talking about - o my - oral sex!
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Postby b.k. barunt on Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:31 pm

dcowboys055 wrote:
hecter wrote:
dcowboys055 wrote:Sickos, put a not safe for kids tag on the title billy.

It's called oral sex... If that isn't enough of a disclaimer I don't know what is! It's like going to a website called http://www.asian-sluts-get-their-asses-fucked.com and still wanting additional warning of what's to come...


Not really since this website is http://www.conquerclub.com ....Wouldn't expect your kids to find stuff like this on a website called conquerclub, with the description being "risk all your armies on a...."

So i guess the reference to "strap ons" in you sig is more appropos for the kiddies? More family friendly? Another poster boy for H Y P O C R I S Y. Go figure.


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Postby dcowboys055 on Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:15 pm

hecter wrote:
dcowboys055 wrote:
hecter wrote:
dcowboys055 wrote:Sickos, put a not safe for kids tag on the title billy.

It's called oral sex... If that isn't enough of a disclaimer I don't know what is! It's like going to a website called http://www.asian-sluts-get-their-asses-fucked.com and still wanting additional warning of what's to come...


Not really since this website is http://www.conquerclub.com ....Wouldn't expect your kids to find stuff like this on a website called conquerclub, with the description being "risk all your armies on a...."

So what? You want to change the website to http://www.conquerclub-NSFW.com just because people might be stupid enough to enter a thread titled "oral sex" expecting fucking pictures of puppies and ponies and then be horrible surprised at people talking about - o my - oral sex!


Did I say that at all? Idiot, read my first post, just on the title of this thread. Is that really horrible? Did I say to expect pictures of ponies and puppies, or change the website?

Maybe you should take a second and read, or maybe even think before you post.
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Postby hecter on Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:21 pm

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hecter wrote:
dcowboys055 wrote:
hecter wrote:
dcowboys055 wrote:Sickos, put a not safe for kids tag on the title billy.

It's called oral sex... If that isn't enough of a disclaimer I don't know what is! It's like going to a website called http://www.asian-sluts-get-their-asses-fucked.com and still wanting additional warning of what's to come...


Not really since this website is http://www.conquerclub.com ....Wouldn't expect your kids to find stuff like this on a website called conquerclub, with the description being "risk all your armies on a...."

So what? You want to change the website to http://www.conquerclub-NSFW.com just because people might be stupid enough to enter a thread titled "oral sex" expecting fucking pictures of puppies and ponies and then be horrible surprised at people talking about - o my - oral sex!


Did I say that at all? Idiot, read my first post, just on the title of this thread. Is that really horrible? Did I say to expect pictures of ponies and puppies, or change the website?

Maybe you should take a second and read, or maybe even think before you post.

Did you read my post? This thread is titled ORAL SEX!!! What the f*ck do you expect when you're going to fucking read it? Perhaps people talking about oral sex? OMG That's what we're doing! :shock: If you're going to enter a thread that is titled oral sex, you should expect it to be NSFW. If you don't, you're an idiot that needs to get off the internet, now.
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Postby dcowboys055 on Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:24 pm

That has nothing to do with anything I said, I simply stated the title should have NSFW in it, or something along those lines, you turned it into a big deal, chill out and grow up. Who knows, maybe a kid doesn't know what oral sex is...
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Postby unriggable on Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:26 pm

satanspaladin wrote:Don't know what it's like for a man ,but i like to give more than receive.

I like to hear the screams :twisted:


Same reason I like missionary over doggy style - I like to see the fear in their eyes.
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Postby hecter on Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:31 pm

dcowboys055 wrote:That has nothing to do with anything I said, I simply stated the title should have NSFW in it, or something along those lines, you turned it into a big deal, chill out and grow up. Who knows, maybe a kid doesn't know what oral sex is...

If a kid doesn't know what oral sex is, then he probably doesn't know what NSFW means either. He also isn't old enough to be posting on forums or visiting anything other than parent approved websites.
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Postby fireedud on Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:45 pm

hecter wrote:
dcowboys055 wrote:That has nothing to do with anything I said, I simply stated the title should have NSFW in it, or something along those lines, you turned it into a big deal, chill out and grow up. Who knows, maybe a kid doesn't know what oral sex is...

If a kid doesn't know what oral sex is, then he probably doesn't know what NSFW means either. He also isn't old enough to be posting on forums or visiting anything other than parent approved websites.


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Postby Ronaldinho on Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:54 pm

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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:24 pm

I still stand by it being: "Not Safe For Witches"

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Postby Syzygy on Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:42 pm

unriggable wrote:
satanspaladin wrote:Don't know what it's like for a man ,but i like to give more than receive.

I like to hear the screams :twisted:


Same reason I like missionary over doggy style - I like to see the laughter in their eyes.

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Postby Natali on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:37 pm

The best thing about oral sex and all sex that you can get is when your legs are shivering, your head full of oxygen. Your guy is trying to touch you but you just can't stand his touch because your skin is too sensitive... :wink:
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Postby unriggable on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:40 pm

Syzygy wrote:
unriggable wrote:
satanspaladin wrote:Don't know what it's like for a man ,but i like to give more than receive.

I like to hear the screams :twisted:


Same reason I like missionary over doggy style - I like to see the fear in their eyes.

:wink:


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Postby misterman10 on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:42 pm

Natali wrote:The best thing about oral sex and all sex that you can get is when your legs are shivering, your head full of oxygen. Your guy is trying to touch you but you just can't stand his touch because your skin is too sensitive... :wink:
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Postby unriggable on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:44 pm

misterman10 wrote:
Natali wrote:The best thing about oral sex and all sex that you can get is when your legs are shivering, your head full of oxygen. Your guy is trying to touch you but you just can't stand his touch because your skin is too sensitive... :wink:
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Postby clapper011 on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:48 pm

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Natali wrote:The best thing about oral sex and all sex that you can get is when your legs are shivering, your head full of oxygen. Your guy is trying to touch you but you just can't stand his touch because your skin is too sensitive... :wink:
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Postby Chris7He on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:55 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:back to the question
oral is good for the taker, not the giver :D


I want to give oral sex to women... Tongue twister
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Postby satanspaladin on Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:04 pm

Chris7He wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:back to the question
oral is good for the taker, not the giver :D


I want to give oral sex to women... Tongue twister


But do you know how :lol:
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:48 am

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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