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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:05 am

let me guess its that zombify one where i click and u eat my brains, am i rite Balsiefen? you can fool me i used to play UD :lol: i no all about your fiendish zed tricks :twisted: *readys shotgun*
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Postby HearthVader on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:26 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM


Make a stand and fight. My friends and I have our exit plans and defense plans all ready just incase. Now if vampires came around that would be a different story. I'd join them.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:27 am

most would join vamps i think, there would be a few wolves and fewer zombies
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Postby HearthVader on Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:30 am

Vamps = Join for sure
Wolfs = Join if there are no vamps
Undead = Kill on sight. More fun if they don't move fast. I'm thinking sniper rifle, case of beer, pizza, roof top, lots of ammo. LoL
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Postby unriggable on Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:15 am

Zombies in this thread are slow trotty types. They walk underwater also, and are unaffected by temperature. AKA You're fucked without some kind of fortress.
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:22 am

Walk underwater, too... hmm... in that case I might as well repeat my quote from before...
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Postby Stopper on Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:22 pm

Back in the years BCC (Before Conquer Club), I used to regularly read lots of political blogs by angry, maladjusted young men.

If there ever are any stirrings of revolutionary fervour amongst the zombie community, hopefully this zombie's blog will give an early warning.
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:18 pm

I like his favourite music:
* White Zombie
* Rob Zombie
* James Brown
* The Zombies



Which artist does not quite fit and for what reason? Why might he still be there?
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Postby UCAbears on Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:19 pm

unriggable wrote:Zombies in this thread are slow trotty types. They walk underwater also, and are unaffected by temperature. AKA You're fucked without some kind of fortress.


I dont like those kind the one that can run are kinda cool to get away from.
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Postby unriggable on Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:03 pm

UCAbears wrote:
unriggable wrote:Zombies in this thread are slow trotty types. They walk underwater also, and are unaffected by temperature. AKA You're fucked without some kind of fortress.


I dont like those kind the one that can run are kinda cool to get away from.


Why? The best are the slow ones from shaun of the dead and such.
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Postby Aegnor on Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:06 pm

The slow ones are real zombies. Those that can run are abominations and really give me the creeps when they come to mind.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:09 pm

unriggable wrote:Zombies in this thread are slow trotty types. They walk underwater also, and are unaffected by temperature. AKA You're fucked without some kind of fortress.


looks like its the island, the fence will just need to be changed for something more substantial, like a wall with motion activated chainsaws along the perimeter.
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Postby unriggable on Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:16 pm

Anarchy Ninja wrote:
unriggable wrote:Zombies in this thread are slow trotty types. They walk underwater also, and are unaffected by temperature. AKA You're fucked without some kind of fortress.


looks like its the island, the fence will just need to be changed for something more substantial, like a wall with motion activated chainsaws along the perimeter.


The only problem is that you'd have to make power plants. I'd make a giant canopy in trees, with a bucket attached to a rope that i can wheel down to a lake below to get water.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:17 pm

solar and wind power id be looking to a greener earth during the zombie apocalypse :D
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Postby Hitman079 on Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:41 pm

for sure i'd camp out in a mall.. or a gunstore..since i need a source of food and ammo..then i fight..if the zombies get too close, i take out a secret concealed pistol and shoot myself
(this is assuming these are Resident Evil zombies, in which they rip you apart alive)
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Postby unriggable on Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:44 pm

Hitman079 wrote:for sure i'd camp out in a mall.. or a gunstore..since i need a source of food and ammo..then i fight..if the zombies get too close, i take out a secret concealed pistol and shoot myself
(this is assuming these are Resident Evil zombies, in which they rip you apart alive)


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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:44 pm

Hitman079 wrote:for sure i'd camp out in a mall.. or a gunstore..since i need a source of food and ammo..then i fight..if the zombies get too close, i take out a secret concealed pistol and shoot myself
(this is assuming these are Resident Evil zombies, in which they rip you apart alive)


res evil zombies are the best there so weak and unintimidating, however there were times when that game scared the crap out me many years ago... zombies are only frightinening in massive hordes like im sure this thread is talking about
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Postby pancakemix on Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:34 pm

Link PWNs zombies. Just look at my avatar to see which ones.
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Postby GoldenNaruto on Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:37 pm

I’d have no problems for if some zombies tried to eat my brain they’d starve to death.
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Postby Hitman079 on Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:11 pm

Anarchy Ninja wrote:res evil zombies are the best there so weak and unintimidating, however there were times when that game scared the crap out me many years ago... zombies are only frightinening in massive hordes like im sure this thread is talking about

well, i'm not gonna be fighting individual zombies..after all it's not gonna take one or two to overrun the world. we're talking about entire cities of zombies here.
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:32 am

Nations of Zombies.
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Postby Balsiefen on Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:40 am

GoldenNaruto wrote:I’d have no problems for if some zombies tried to eat my brain they’d starve to death.


shall we find out?

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Postby unriggable on Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:06 pm

Wait, what?
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:07 pm

What does your sig have to do with brains?
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Postby unriggable on Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:57 pm

MeDeFe wrote:What does your sig have to do with brains?


They are both useful to zombies. also since when do zombies eat brains?
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