Who masturbates ???????????

[Hitman079]

so if i read correctly, masturbating makes your penis larger.

[alex_white101]

this is 2 threads now you have manages to be able to talk about touching yourself now hitman, and it looks like you spent a little too long researching all this..... could you spend the time more wisely looking for a girlfriend or something?

[Hitman079]

this is 2 threads now you have manages to be able to talk about touching yourself now hitman, and it looks like you spent a little too long researching all this..... could you spend the time more wisely looking for a girlfriend or something?

1. THAT comment was a joke
2.that was a quote from unriggable (this post was also a joke)
3. already have one
HAH!

[MeDeFe]

You could always try to bend over reallyreally far, masturbation is never impossible.

[unriggable]

If you dont masturbate, then you must be mentaly retarded.

Or religious.

Or any animal without thumbs. Apparently chimpanzees beat themselves also.

[sam_levi_11]

unriggable, how would u do that, clone youself?

[MeDeFe]

You don't need a thumb to masturbate

[unriggable]

You don't need a thumb to masturbate

Care to educate us, medefe?

[Wisse]

WOW, 15 pecent of the people on this site so far are liars.

Well, maybe they're amputees, at the elbows. Don't be so quick to judge.

lol, touche!

there are also kids beneed the 15 here

[coconut4paws]

whats next? a poll and forum for who looks at porn? (dont even think about it!!!!)

[Genghis Khant]

Five Finger Sally?

Palmela Handerson?

Pound the Pud?

Weed out the Retards?

Clean the Gun?

Spank the Monkey?

Choke the Chicken?

Knock off some knuckle children?



Yeah, every now and then.

Some other euphemisms for the act of self pollution;

Having a J. Arthur

The five-finger knuckle-shuffle

A quick one off the wrist

[Genghis Khant]

whats next? a poll and forum for who looks at porn? (dont even think about it!!!!)

I would, if I wasn't blind from all that wanking.

[Stopper]

You could always try to bend over reallyreally far, masturbation is never impossible.

I first came across that on TV, a programme called "Eurotrash", I think. Quite impressive, but looked a bit painful, and not worth the bother, really.

[MeDeFe]

Use your imagination unriggable, it's not hard to figure it out.

[sam_levi_11]

or you could do a marilyn

[Backglass]

You don't need a thumb to masturbate

Care to educate us, medefe?

I guess you don't own a dog. They seem to have no problems...and no thumbs.

[Wind Warrior]

If you dont masturbate, then you must be mentaly retarded.

Or religious.

extremely religous cuz old preists still "play" with little girls and boys

[wiggybowler]

Its called spanking the FunkyMonkey by one CCer lol

[Wisse]

whats next? a poll and forum for who looks at porn? (dont even think about it!!!!)

don't say that! now they will make one

[Scorba]

There was a porn thread ages ago.

[Psilocbin]

to all you horny mutherfuckers. Beware, he's fucken watching.

[Vincent M]

to all you horny mutherfuckers. Beware, he's fucken watching.

I would kill the cat with my sword hey ladies

[Psilocbin]

Bad Choice.....they're everywhere.

[funkeymunkey]

yes I've seen these cats before, i rather like it when they watch me.

[Hitman079]

yes I've seen these cats before, i rather like it when they watch me.

they're good target practice (if ya know what i'm sayin )