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Postby P Gizzle on Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:01 pm

granted, but the swamp gives off poisonous gases. so u die,








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Postby happysadfun on Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:01 pm

Granted, but then you bought a swamp, and there was poisonous gases.

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Postby LewisJB3 on Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:54 pm

granted... but unfortunatly you were standing right next to him.

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Postby spring1 on Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:55 pm

Granted, but no one else played and that's why you won...


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Postby Machiavelli on Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:18 pm

Not granted but now everything is the same


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Postby wcaclimbing on Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:22 pm

Granted but you turned into saddam hussein and got hung

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Postby spring1 on Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:37 pm

Granted, but then they were so depressed at being constantly in your presence that they committed suicide.

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Postby Machiavelli on Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:58 pm

Granted, but only if you dont pronounce the "n" in orange. It now rhymes with porridge

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Postby Sargentgeneral on Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:06 pm

granted, but its Mercury.
(you didnt specify which world)

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Postby wcaclimbing on Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:09 pm

Granted but its 2 years old
(you didnt specify how old you wanted it to be)

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Postby cmckinney on Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:18 pm

Granted. YOUR MOM. There HAHAHAHA. Okay, that sucked.

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Postby LewisJB3 on Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:20 pm

granted... but that included your drug test... (you went to jail, have fun)

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Postby happysadfun on Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:54 pm

Granted, but then the ruined wished came alive again and beat your wish to a clean, ruined pulp.

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Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:19 pm

Granted, unfortunately due to such a dramatic shift the space time continum exploded and nothing is left. Good job.

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Postby duffer26 on Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:23 pm

granted but now you are a dung betle




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Postby Sam Jam on Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:41 pm

granted, but all the people you love die when they smell your sweat caused by the always present heat

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Postby Scorba on Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:44 pm

Granted, but then you realise you never really wanted one.

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Postby Sargentgeneral on Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:21 pm

granted...you just died.

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Postby spring1 on Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:39 pm

Granted, but the state of confusion where you now reside is of less benefit to you than the previous cold one...


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Postby gator24 on Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:42 pm

granted but knob chesse grew in your belly.


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Postby Sargentgeneral on Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:03 pm

Granted but your wife wasnt happy about you biting her.

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Postby sfhbballnut on Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:24 pm

granted, but you'll have to catch it

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Postby bluereaper on Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:30 pm

Granted, but to have the normal usa penny, they gave up the dollar

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Postby rathersane on Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:16 pm

Granted, but, heh heh, you blew out your eardrums. They were going to grow you a new set but they banned stem-cell research, so now you get to live out the rest of your life deafer than a rock.

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Postby bluereaper on Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:12 pm

Granted but the migets were so small people just stepped on them.

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