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Get to know a frog

Postby joecoolfrog on Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:49 am

Fire away..........
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby pimpdave on Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:51 am

Are you French?
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby suggs on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:00 am

Are you the new voice of Liberal Rationalism on these forums, challenging Mustard, Cola ...sod it, the Chaps for the position of "Hello, Yes I'm The Biggest Winner Since Cassius Clay, 2008"?
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:01 am

What's with that avatar?
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:04 am

Did you do it for the attention?
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby joecoolfrog on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:09 am

No not French, not a bad country though if you can look past the personal hygiene of the natives.
Consider myself fairly middle of the road, I appear reactionary only when surrounded by right wing evangelical nut jobs.
Avatar is autobiographical, I was going through a change in both life and species :D
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby joecoolfrog on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:12 am

InkL0sed wrote:Did you do it for the attention?


No games to play at the moment and consequently rather bored, this seemed a reasonable vehicle to while away a few minutes and get in a couple of rants.
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby pimpdave on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:13 am

joecoolfrog wrote:Avatar is autobiographical, I was going through a change in both life and species :D


How do you have sex with a frog?

They always hop away when I woo them, or else call me a stupid American and then sip their espresso.
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby joecoolfrog on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:15 am

pimpdave wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:Avatar is autobiographical, I was going through a change in both life and species :D


How do you have sex with a frog?

They always hop away when I woo them.


You may wish to consider wearing an alternative after shave or perhaps a mask, have you any sisters ?
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby DAZMCFC on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:17 am

pimpdave wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:Avatar is autobiographical, I was going through a change in both life and species :D


How do you have sex with a frog?

They always hop away when I woo them, or else call me a stupid American and then sip their espresso.



i'm guessing Joe is the frog. :roll:


you've seen a frog's tongue, thats' why she's smiling.
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:19 am

What is your opinion of the agricultural revolution?
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby joecoolfrog on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:27 am

Yes Daz I am indeed the Frog, just spent a week in Sandbach and have to say your weather is crap even for an amphibean :lol: Beer not as cheap up North as the old days either :cry:

Ink : The agricultural revolution was a natural progression but too little was considered of the social implications, we are still making the same basic mistake.
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby DAZMCFC on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:34 am

joecoolfrog wrote:Yes Daz I am indeed the Frog, just spent a week in Sandbach and have to say your weather is crap even for an amphibean :lol: Beer not as cheap up North as the old days either :cry:

Ink : The agricultural revolution was a natural progression but too little was considered of the social implications, we are still making the same basic mistake.




you've got to find the right pubs. :D you're right about the weather.



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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby pimpdave on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:34 am

Did sheep shit fuel the industrial revolution?
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby cena-rules on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:36 am

WHERE IN LONDON?
middlesbrough for europe?
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby joecoolfrog on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:51 am

cena-rules wrote:WHERE IN LONDON?
middlesbrough for europe?


Born in Romford, lived at various times in Ilford, Balham, Tooting,Pinner, Little Venice, Chelsea and Belgavia. Currently residing by a duck pond just off Chislehurst common,15 miles from Central London.

Daz - Was talking to comic about the hammers over the weekend and we reckon between 7th and 10th, need Bellamy and Ashton to stay fit. Of more pressing concern is the Prudential final at Lords in 3 weeks, we got tickets to hopefully see Essex crush Kent.
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:09 pm

Earl Grey, or Mandarin?
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby joecoolfrog on Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:46 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Earl Grey, or Mandarin?


Neither, they are both weak,perfumed excuses for a decent beverage. The mix of Indian leaves known as breakfast blend would be my preference, brewed strong and served with a little milk and no sugar.
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:58 pm

Okay,
Masochism or Sadism?
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:04 pm

Scuttling or Skittering?
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:05 pm

Sulfur or Sulphur?
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:07 pm

Englebert Humpendink or an inferior imitation crooner?
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:08 pm

gimil or oaktown?

Dancing Mustard or Norse?

chaosfactor or the_lion?

heavycola or Neoteny?

suggs or suggs?

favoritism or racism?
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby joecoolfrog on Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:13 pm

Physically neither to any significant degree, mentally like most people a mix of the 2 but probably slanting towards the sadistic.

Scuttling,Skittering, Sulfur and indeed Sulphur are of little concern to me sadly :cry:

Engelbert I had always considered a figure worthy of a fair degree of mockery, time has done little to change that opinion. Humperdink impersonators are a vicious example of the dire consequencies of the care in the community initiative and are worthy of understanding and compassion for that reason alone.
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Re: Get to know a frog

Postby joecoolfrog on Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:21 pm

InkL0sed wrote:gimil or oaktown? - Gimil but without enthusiasm !

Dancing Mustard or Norse? - Always thought Norse was a pratt and told him so.

chaosfactor or the_lion? - Like asking me if I prefer syphilis to gonnoreah

heavycola or Neoteny? - Good guys both, find colas wit more accessible.

suggs or suggs? - suggs ( his namesake drinks like a fish incidently )

favoritism or racism?
- Sorry you will need to expand on the last one.
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