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cena-rules wrote:suggs
Nickbaldwin wrote:I quite like breasts but they were already around
suggs wrote:Nickbaldwin wrote:I quite like breasts but they were already around
Ah but any breasts worth a good feel up were produced after sliced bread, so yep TITTIES win it by a mile.
Pedronicus wrote:It was a small cut for the Chillicothe Baking Company. But a giant leap for packed lunches all over the world.
Eighty years ago this Monday, the sliced bread machine made its first incision in Missouri, USA.
Not everyone was impressed. The Times noted derisively that:
Before long bakers will probably butter the bread themselves and spread jam on it at need. For very tired customers they may even cut the bread into finger shapes.
And, of course, so they do.
But on the whole sliced bread gained instant acclaim.
Among its many triumphs? The fact that, eight decades later, no-one has yet definitively answered the following: What is the "best thing since sliced bread"?
So get nominating.
suggs wrote:sorry clapp. Ok back on topic:
I vote for 80 year old womens tits as being the best thing since sliced bread.
Iliad wrote:A better question
what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread
suggs wrote:I meant a woman who is currently 80 years old. her tits. good old mrs rogers - a dribbler and a shitter, sure, but great saggy titties
Iliad wrote:A better question
what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
Iliad wrote:A better question
what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread
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