Would You Rather... (Part One of 100K)

[V.I.]

Well?

[got tonkaed]

sexy dog.

also...i have no shame, ill play this game as long as youve got would you rathers.

[V.I.]

Vote in the poll, dickus maximus.

[got tonkaed]

Vote in the poll, dickus maximus.

its far cooler to write in thread.

[V.I.]

I should've made "both" an option, eh Tonka Truck?

[got tonkaed]

I should've made "both" an option, eh Tonka Truck?

i only voted once...and it certainly wasnt for the human.

See thats the problem, for these threads to work, anonymity cannot be assured.

[V.I.]

But to achieve a more perfect, democratic union, should not the preferences and predilections of the voting public be kept secret, at the risk of political coercion and thuggery? Or would you prefer a return to Tammany Hall?

[got tonkaed]

But to achieve a more perfect, democratic union, should not the preferences and predilections of the voting public be kept secret, at the risk of political coercion and thuggery? Or would you prefer a return to Tammany Hall?

Tammany Hall...certainly as far as this type of voting goes.

[V.I.]

The "Sexy Dog" option seems to be running off with it", if you'll pardon the rather humorless pun.

Tonka, how about I'll be the play-by-play commentator, and you be the color man. So that last line should have been yours. I'll try it again:

And the "Sexy Dog" option is taking an early lead here, Tonka. Any chance the "Three Year Old" might make a comeback?

[got tonkaed]

The "Sexy Dog" option seems to be running off with it", if you'll pardon the rather humorless pun.

Tonka, how about I'll be the play-by-play commentator, and you be the color man. So that last line should have been yours. I'll try it again:

And the "Sexy Dog" option is taking an early lead here, Tonka. Any chance the "Three Year Old" might make a comeback?

I dont know V.I. its going to take a really strong advertising campaign to get the three year old back in this race. Personally i dont know if they can do it. If there going to make an angle into the lead i think they should try to talk about it from the investment stance....certainly a sexy dog is a sexy dog...but theres a chance that 3 year old will grow up to famous someday.

[Juan_Bottom]

That doggy ain't gonna tell nobody.......

[Minister Masket]

Wow. I wonder which meaning of "violate" I should assume it is.
Not the "acid-in-face" context I wonder....

[Nickbaldwin]

That doggy ain't gonna tell nobody.......

True dat!

[jonesthecurl]

Is this a bono fido poll?

[MeDeFe]

Is this a bono fido poll?

Wrong thread jonesy, but still a good pun.

[Dancing Mustard]

I'll be the play-by-play commentator, and you be the color man.

I believe that it's more acceptable to call them 'Afro-Caribbeans' these days...

[jonesthecurl]

Is this a bono fido poll?

Wrong thread jonesy, but still a good pun.

It would have required more explanation in the "say Know" thread.
And I'm as likely to confine puns to the thread with an appropriate name as certain others are to keep the creationist/atheist or bastard fascist/knee-jerk liberal comments in the appropriate threads!

[suggs]

Heart warming to see there are 7 people out there comfortable with their paedophilia
Love a bit of "would you rather"!
Bring em on, Vermont Institute!

[MeDeFe]

Is this a bono fido poll?

Wrong thread jonesy, but still a good pun.

It would have required more explanation in the "say Know" thread.
And I'm as likely to confine puns to the thread with an appropriate name as certain others are to keep the creationist/atheist or bastard fascist/knee-jerk liberal comments in the appropriate threads!

Touché.

[diddle]

Well, I've always had a thing for mutts.....

[Nickbaldwin]

Is sexy dog any relation to ugly dog?

[heavycola]

How sexy is the dog? Does it wear fishnets and killer lipstick? Does it offer a choice of orifice (I NEVER sodomise carnivores)? Does it pant and wink lasciviously like a dirty little slut? Or is it simply dropping blood spots all over the kitchen lino?
if someone could clear that up, thanks.

[Nickbaldwin]

[lozzini]

sexy dog as dog does not have to mean dog in can be a decription of a women

[Nickbaldwin]

sexy dog as dog does not have to mean dog in can be a decription of a women

But that kind of contradicts itself as dog women aren't sexy....