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Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby bedub1 on Tue May 20, 2008 4:37 pm

It all makes sense now. I always thought he was crazy and a wacko....but now I find out it's just a tumor. I hope he gets better and his brain gets back to normal. I bet he's had the tumor his entire life.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/20/healt ... or.html?hp
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue May 20, 2008 5:04 pm

bedub1 wrote: I bet he's had the tumor his entire life.


YEAH! Ofcourse he would've died at age 10, but I bet he's still had it all his life!!!
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby bedub1 on Tue May 20, 2008 5:06 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
bedub1 wrote: I bet he's had the tumor his entire life.

YEAH! Ofcourse he would've died at age 10, but I bet he's still had it all his life!!!

hehe...just trying to make an allusion that the tumor causes him to be a socialist....cause only somebody with brain problems would believe in that political philosophy.... :)
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby spurgistan on Tue May 20, 2008 5:19 pm

See, it's funny because it's a possibly terminal disease and he's a Demcrat. Get better, Teddy.

On the plus side, he does have great health insurance. Too bad he couldn't pull the trigger on getting us the same coverage.
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby MeDeFe on Tue May 20, 2008 5:27 pm

bedub1 wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
bedub1 wrote: I bet he's had the tumor his entire life.

YEAH! Ofcourse he would've died at age 10, but I bet he's still had it all his life!!!

hehe...just trying to make an allusion that the tumor causes him to be a socialist....cause only somebody with brain problems would believe in that political philosophy.... :)

There's such a thing as a socialist in the USA?
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue May 20, 2008 5:42 pm

MeDeFe wrote:There's such a thing as a socialist in the USA?


I think they just don't understand what socialism is.
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue May 20, 2008 5:47 pm

bedub1 wrote:hehe...just trying to make an allusion that the tumor causes him to be a socialist....cause only somebody with brain problems would believe in that political philosophy.... :)

Congratulations on winning the highly coveted 'Stupid Comment of the Week' award.
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby icedagger on Tue May 20, 2008 5:48 pm

It's not a tumor :roll:
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue May 20, 2008 5:52 pm

icedagger wrote:It's not a tumor :roll:


It's not a TUMAH!
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue May 20, 2008 5:56 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
icedagger wrote:It's not a tumor :roll:
It's not a TUMAH!

Who is your daddy and what does he do?
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue May 20, 2008 5:58 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
icedagger wrote:It's not a tumor :roll:
It's not a TUMAH!

Who is your daddy and what does he do?


I'm the party-pooper.
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby icedagger on Tue May 20, 2008 6:01 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
icedagger wrote:It's not a tumor :roll:
It's not a TUMAH!

Who is your daddy and what does he do?


I'm the party-pooper.


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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby Nobunaga on Tue May 20, 2008 6:28 pm

... Making light of a man's cancer is low, even for the dregs who populate this board, low.

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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue May 20, 2008 6:32 pm

Nobunaga wrote:... Making light of a man's cancer is low, even for the dregs who populate this board, low.

...


Don't be silly.

The dregs over here aren't that nice.
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby protectedbygold on Tue May 20, 2008 6:49 pm

Nobunaga wrote:... Making light of a man's cancer is low, even for the dregs who populate this board, low.

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Get better quicky, Senator Kennedy. Thanks for all your years of public service
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby bedub1 on Tue May 20, 2008 7:37 pm

Nobunaga wrote:... Making light of a man's cancer is low, even for the dregs who populate this board, low.

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I know. I was hoping to get a rise out of people. I'm a horrible horrible person.
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby Neoteny on Tue May 20, 2008 9:46 pm

MeDeFe wrote:There's such a thing as a socialist in the USA?


I was a socialist once.
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby Iz Man on Wed May 21, 2008 7:15 am

protectedbygold wrote:
Nobunaga wrote:... Making light of a man's cancer is low, even for the dregs who populate this board, low.
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Get better quicky, Senator Kennedy. Thanks for all your years of public service


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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby suggs on Wed May 21, 2008 7:28 am

Iz Man wrote:
protectedbygold wrote:
Nobunaga wrote:... Making light of a man's cancer is low, even for the dregs who populate this board, low.
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Oh, we're just getting started.
Bring on the "why hasnt he been assassinated yet, the dozy twonk? Calls himself a Kenneddy" pah
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed May 21, 2008 7:36 am

It's all a conspiracy Suggs, the lizardmen put a tumour inside (job) his head to keep us blind to the apocalypse that is coming, with boxcutters.

Look, I have a poorly produced video in which some retard spouts his dope-addled opinions over footage of Nazi Concentration Camps to the tune of annoying 'musac', clearly it proves my point beyond any reasonable doubt:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m7S9h87P-mU


Say it with me now: Kennedy's Tumour was an inside job!
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby suggs on Wed May 21, 2008 7:50 am

*worried frown*
But...hang on...I thought Kennedys tumour was an "outside job", devised by window cleaners, posing as CIA agents?
Christ this stuff is complex. Which makes it even more true!

You sure about this Mustard?
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby Curmudgeonx on Wed May 21, 2008 10:17 am

Though a life long brain tumor may explain his lack of driving skills and his prodigious alcohol consumption.

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Actually, she said "blub, blub, blub" An ancient chappaquiddick joke's punch line was "Here, suck on this".

It would be ironic beyond all hope and expectation if he died on July 18.
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby PLAYER57832 on Wed May 21, 2008 10:20 am

bedub1 wrote:It all makes sense now. I always thought he was crazy and a wacko....but now I find out it's just a tumor. I hope he gets better and his brain gets back to normal. I bet he's had the tumor his entire life.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/20/healt ... or.html?hp


Kick a man when he's ill, why don't you ...

Yep definitely shows a lot of class!

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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby joecoolfrog on Wed May 21, 2008 1:30 pm

bedub1 wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
bedub1 wrote: I bet he's had the tumor his entire life.

YEAH! Ofcourse he would've died at age 10, but I bet he's still had it all his life!!!

hehe...just trying to make an allusion that the tumor causes him to be a socialist....cause only somebody with brain problems would believe in that political philosophy.... :)


And what sort of tumour do you have that makes you think he is a socialist :?
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Re: Senator Edward M. Kennedy

Postby Iz Man on Wed May 21, 2008 1:42 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:Kick a man when he's ill, why don't you ...

Yep definitely shows a lot of class!

Kill a woman while drunk.

Yep definitely shows a lot of class!

I feel sorry for his family & friends for what they have to go through.

I feel no remorse for this scumbag.
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