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500 things you can do with semen!

Postby RustyMonkey on Tue May 06, 2008 10:29 pm

YOU CAN USE IT TO PAINT YOUR HOUSE!
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby SnakeySnakey on Tue May 06, 2008 10:30 pm

USE IT TO CLEAN YOUR FLOORS!
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby RustyMonkey on Tue May 06, 2008 10:31 pm

THROW IT AT A RANDOM TODDLER
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby SnakeySnakey on Tue May 06, 2008 10:31 pm

OR SERVE IT TO KIDS WHO ASK FOR MOOORREE!
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby Alex Youngren on Tue May 06, 2008 10:31 pm

If ur ring is stuck to ur finger u could use it as lube
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby Interfacer PH on Tue May 06, 2008 10:31 pm

NO NEED TO LICK STAMPS ANYMORE
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby RustyMonkey on Tue May 06, 2008 10:32 pm

HELP YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER GLUE THEIR ART PROJECT TOGETHER!
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby static_ice on Tue May 06, 2008 10:33 pm

YOU CAN USE IT TO GLUE THE CAPS BUTTON DOWN IN PLACE!
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby Interfacer PH on Tue May 06, 2008 10:33 pm

TEACH THAT DIRTY BITCH A LESSON
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby SnakeySnakey on Tue May 06, 2008 10:34 pm

OR FOR HALLOWEEN, JUST STICK IT ON YOUR FACE!
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby El Capitan X on Tue May 06, 2008 10:34 pm

STICK IT IN RUSTYMONKEYS MOUTH AND HOPE HE SHUTS THE FUCK UP.
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby RustyMonkey on Tue May 06, 2008 10:36 pm

USE IT AS A LIFE RAFT
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby Interfacer PH on Tue May 06, 2008 10:37 pm

PUT IT IN ECX's BUTT
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby El Capitan X on Tue May 06, 2008 10:37 pm

HOW DOES IT TASTE?
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby RustyMonkey on Tue May 06, 2008 10:37 pm

PART OF A WELL BALANCED NUTRITIONAL BREAKFAST
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby El Capitan X on Tue May 06, 2008 10:38 pm

INTERFACER HAS AN ODD OBSESSION WITH ME.
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby SnakeySnakey on Tue May 06, 2008 10:38 pm

MMM, AHHH, DELICIOUS! THATS WHAT SEMEN MAKES!
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby Interfacer PH on Tue May 06, 2008 10:38 pm

LIKE ASS-PARAGUS
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby RustyMonkey on Tue May 06, 2008 10:39 pm

START NUCLEAR WAR
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby dustn64 on Tue May 06, 2008 10:39 pm

PAttern-breaker
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby Alex Youngren on Tue May 06, 2008 10:40 pm

Interfacer PH wrote:LIKE ASS-PARAGUS


dude ur stupid
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby SnakeySnakey on Tue May 06, 2008 10:40 pm

GET A DUDE PREGNANT
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby Interfacer PH on Tue May 06, 2008 10:41 pm

El Capitan X wrote:INTERFACER HAS AN ODD OBSESSION WITH ME.


AND SEMEN
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby RustyMonkey on Tue May 06, 2008 10:42 pm

New postby dustn64 on Wed May 07, 2008 3:39 am
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xfd dustn64 sucks shit

anyway

YOU CAN USE IT TO GET THE MODS
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

Postby Interfacer PH on Tue May 06, 2008 10:43 pm

Alex Youngren wrote:
Interfacer PH wrote:LIKE ASS-PARAGUS


dude ur stupid


I COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE, I USE SEMEN FOR INTELLIGENCE
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