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Postby firth4eva on Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:10 pm

What is your opinion on fat people? Do they make you feel sick? Should they all be shot? Do things become 10 times funnier because the person involved is fat?

This is not directed at any CC members, especially not reminisco because wicked has warned me about caling him "fat" and "tubsy"
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Re: Fat people

Postby borox0 on Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:15 pm

Fat people are funny when they fall over etc. but too me just cause someones fat doesn't mean I like them less.
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Re: Fat people

Postby johnnyrotten on Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:17 pm

firth4eva wrote:What is your opinion on fat people? Do they make you feel sick? Should they all be shot? Do things become 10 times funnier because the person involved is fat?

This is not directed at any CC members, especially not reminisco because wicked has warned me about caling him "fat" and "tubsy"

Yes to all those questions. EAT A LITTLE LESS YOU FUCKING FATASSES. Go for a run maybe. Take up some new sport. JUST LOSE THE POUNDAGE AND STOP MAKING US HEALTHY, AVERAGE PEOPLE SUFFER HEALTHIER FOOD JUST BECAUSE YOU FUCKING HAVE TO.




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Re: Fat people

Postby Frigidus on Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:12 pm

Fat people are OK if they're jolly. Otherwise it's just Not Cool.
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Re: Fat people

Postby jnd94 on Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:17 pm

Lol!I love fat jolly people! But the rest are just sucking all the oxygen out of the air. Kill em all says I.
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Re: Fat people

Postby the_lion on Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:20 pm

borox0 wrote:Fat people are funny when they fall over etc. but too me just cause someones fat doesn't mean I like them less.


Hmm... I am not sure which is funnier... fat people or stupid people. Stupid fat people win hands down though.
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Re: Fat people

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:15 pm

What about sumo wrestlers? Fat, but quite strong.
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Re: Fat people

Postby borox0 on Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:16 pm

Sumo's are only fat on the outside. Pure muscle on the inside.
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
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Re: Fat people

Postby Sir. Ricco on Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:18 pm

I cry when I see fat people. :D :roll:
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Re: Fat people

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:20 pm

I don't like fat chicks -- I prefer them to be on the brink of overweight.
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Re: Fat people

Postby Sir. Ricco on Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:28 pm

InkL0sed wrote:I don't like fat chicks -- I prefer them to be on the brink of overweight.

Or a tree ready to lose its leaves. :lol:
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Re: Fat people

Postby borox0 on Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:32 pm

Fat people are hilarious, not matter what the occasion. It's just like when someone is swearing excessively, doesn't matter what they are talking about, it's just funny. I laughed so hard in the Departed.
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Re: Fat people

Postby greenoaks on Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:50 pm

i laugh when a fat person is on the news because the fire brigade has to knock down a wall because they are too fat to fit through the door.
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Re: Fat people

Postby DaGip on Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:02 pm

Fat people make me want to fucking PUKE! Skinny people make me want to strangle them! (I need a breast reduction, then my transformation will be complete!)
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Re: Fat people

Postby tzor on Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:05 pm

First of all there is nothing funnier about fat people. Then again there is nothing funnier about anorexic people either. People who look like the Michelin man don't exactly look appealing in my book, but there are a number of people who are probably technically "overweight" who do not look exceptionally fat. You might be one of them.

I'm still overweight. I am just over 6' tall. I used to be 245# but now I'm down to 230# (and at one point much lower; 225#). Loosing more weight is one of my long term goals. It certanly helped my high blood pressure.
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Re: Fat people

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:15 pm

tzor wrote:First of all there is nothing funnier about fat people.


That's true. Most people are fucking hilarious (and not in a good way...).
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Re: Fat people

Postby Mjinga on Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:18 pm

There are fat people who are fat because they have a disease that makes them starving all the time, even when they eat. There are fat people who are fat because they have metabolic disorders. There are fat people who are fat for other medical reasons. I'm sorry society judges them as if they were all fat because they were lazy asses who can't be bothered to exercise or control their appetites.

But then again, people who are fat because they're lazy asses who can't be bothered to exercise or control their appetites? Get a life and stop whining that it's because McDonald's didn't post the calorie content.
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Re: Fat people

Postby DaGip on Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:53 pm

When it starts raining bullets, I want to be surrounded by fat people!
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Re: Fat people

Postby Fircoal on Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:54 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:
firth4eva wrote:What is your opinion on fat people? Do they make you feel sick? Should they all be shot? Do things become 10 times funnier because the person involved is fat?

This is not directed at any CC members, especially not reminisco because wicked has warned me about caling him "fat" and "tubsy"

Yes to all those questions. EAT A LITTLE LESS YOU FUCKING FATASSES. Go for a run maybe. Take up some new sport. JUST LOSE THE POUNDAGE AND STOP MAKING US HEALTHY, AVERAGE PEOPLE SUFFER HEALTHIER FOOD JUST BECAUSE YOU FUCKING HAVE TO.




Fat cunts. :x :evil: :x :evil: :x :evil: :x :evil: :x


I disagree which most of what Firth says but that's just me. But Johnny has a good point. Why do we average people have to suffer just because of fat people?
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Re: Fat people

Postby DaGip on Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:00 pm

Because, you average people are the fat people's bitches!
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Re: Fat people

Postby Pedronicus on Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:04 am

Define fat.

1. When you sit on a chair for one person and some / lots of your arse isn't on the seat, just hanging down the sides. Nice look!
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Re: Fat people

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:38 am

Pedronicus wrote:Define fat.

1. When you sit on a chair for one person and some / lots of your arse isn't on the seat, just hanging down the sides. Nice look!

2. Anybody more overweight than me
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Re: Fat people

Postby reminisco on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:30 pm

firth4eva wrote:This is not directed at any CC members, especially not reminisco because wicked has warned me about caling him "fat" and "tubsy"



further proof that you want my wiener in your poop shoot. dude, please, remember this. you're not my type. i prefer people of the xx chromosome variety. besides, you're a minor.

you can't even vote. you don't matter.

but it's good to know i have such a desperately committed fan club. led by you, i assume.
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Re: Fat people

Postby firth4eva on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:59 pm

Did you not read that remi? The part where I said "This is not directed at any CC members, especially not reminisco".

Stop thread jacking and crying for attention.
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Re: Fat people

Postby Nickbaldwin on Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:52 pm

Frigidus wrote:Fat people are OK if they're jolly. Otherwise it's just Not Cool.


I'm a jolly fat man :D
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