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THE SOUTH

Postby A_True_Yankee on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:03 pm

I'M NORTHERN
SON OF A BITCH SECESSIONIST
SOUTHERN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A VIRGINIA HAM?
DO YOU WANT A CORN GRITS?
SOUTHERN IS PIG DISGUSTING
JEFFERSON FINIS DAVIS IS A MURDERER
FUCKING C.S.A
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:06 pm

The East Coast...

A bunch of pricks. Nuff' said.
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby DaGip on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:08 pm

A_True_Yankee wrote:I'M NORTHERN
SON OF A BITCH SECESSIONIST
SOUTHERN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A VIRGINIA HAM?
DO YOU WANT A CORN GRITS?
SOUTHERN IS PIG DISGUSTING
JEFFERSON FINIS DAVIS IS A MURDERER
FUCKING C.S.A


Norse? You're a Yankee now?

OMG! It is the END OF THE FUCKING WORLD! :shock: (why do all the smilies look like the corn from my poop?)
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:09 pm

DaGip wrote:
A_True_Yankee wrote:I'M NORTHERN
SON OF A BITCH SECESSIONIST
SOUTHERN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A VIRGINIA HAM?
DO YOU WANT A CORN GRITS?
SOUTHERN IS PIG DISGUSTING
JEFFERSON FINIS DAVIS IS A MURDERER
FUCKING C.S.A


Norse? You're a Yankee now?

OMG! It is the END OF THE FUCKING WORLD! :shock: (why do all the smilies look like the corn from my poop?)

Because you touch yourself with 9/11 conspiracies?
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby dustn64 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:30 pm

lock should be set soon. Anyone want some cornbread while we wait?
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby A_True_Yankee on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:34 pm

WHY WOULD THIS BE LOCK? ITS' A SERIOUS TOPIC, IM RLY SERIOUS. DO YOU GUYS LIKE THE SOUTH OR SOMETHING? WE SHOULD HAVE LET THEM GO.
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby cmckinney on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:The East Coast...

A bunch of pricks. Nuff' said.


Amen to that.
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby dustn64 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:42 pm

The south is great. The representatives and amazing. Why hate these cool son of a guns?

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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby jnd94 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:47 pm

North 4 lyfe......we won the civil war and we're smarter than you...suck it :P
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Postby tubaman on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:53 pm

jnd94 wrote:North 4 lyfe......we won the civil war and we're smarter than you...suck it :P


I wish you yankees would think about what you say before you say it. I can't believe yall are still bragging about the civil war.
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby jnd94 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:55 pm

tubaman wrote:
jnd94 wrote:North 4 lyfe......we won the civil war and we're smarter than you...suck it :P


I wish you yankees would think about what you say before you say it. I can't believe yall are still bragging about the civil war.


An attempt at humor is lost......and i can't believe you still say "yall"
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Postby tubaman on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:59 pm

jnd94 wrote:
tubaman wrote:
jnd94 wrote:North 4 lyfe......we won the civil war and we're smarter than you...suck it :P


I wish you yankees would think about what you say before you say it. I can't believe yall are still bragging about the civil war.


An attempt at humor is lost......and i can't believe you still say "yall"


No, I seriously don't understand why you would still be bragging about the civil war. And why wouldn't I still say yall?
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:21 pm

A_True_Yankee wrote:WHY WOULD THIS BE LOCK? ITS' A SERIOUS TOPIC, IM RLY SERIOUS. DO YOU GUYS LIKE THE SOUTH OR SOMETHING? WE SHOULD HAVE LET THEM GO.

So, who are you?

Also, I'm not from the South, and I'm not from New England, I'm from the Mountain West.
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby A_True_Yankee on Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:23 pm

tubaman wrote:No, I seriously don't understand why you would still be bragging about the civil war. And why wouldn't I still say yall?


WERE BRAGGING BECAUSE WE WON. WE HAVE TO APOLOGIZE THOUGH, WE REALLY SHOULD HAVE JUST LET YOU GUYS GO. NOW EVERYTHING IS SHITTY, WE SHOULD HAVE JUST LET YOU GO.
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby jnd94 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:24 pm

tubaman wrote:No, I seriously don't understand why you would still be bragging about the civil war. And why wouldn't I still say yall?


it's ironic really.....people in the South still say that the Civil War didn't end and the South didnt lose, and all that. In the South they still fly Confederate flags. So it's funny that a Northerner is saying we won, when you guys don't want to admit you lost.
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:42 pm

And this is where I leave the thread for Southerners and New Englanders to have at it.
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby Neoteny on Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:52 pm

What's wrong with "ya'll?" And I don't like grits or cornbread. Or Sweet tea for that matter. I suppose I'm not technically from the south, but I can identify with bits of it. Don't hate just because we are more secure in our masculinity down here...
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby A_True_Yankee on Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:56 pm

Neoteny wrote:What's wrong with "ya'll?" And I don't like grits or cornbread. Or Sweet tea for that matter. I suppose I'm not technically from the south, but I can identify with bits of it. Don't hate just because we are more secure in our masculinity down here...


WHILE YOUR HERE, WHICH IS BIGGER DOWN THERE, RACISSM OR RELIGION!
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby Neoteny on Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:57 pm

A_True_Yankee wrote:
Neoteny wrote:What's wrong with "ya'll?" And I don't like grits or cornbread. Or Sweet tea for that matter. I suppose I'm not technically from the south, but I can identify with bits of it. Don't hate just because we are more secure in our masculinity down here...


WHILE YOUR HERE, WHICH IS BIGGER DOWN THERE, RACISSM OR RELIGION!


Religion, I suppose. But I'm an atheist, so I try to stay out of both of those circles. You know, the more tolerant areas. You might not be acquainted with them...
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby jnd94 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:58 pm

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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby btownmeggy on Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:10 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:And this is where I leave the thread for Southerners and New Englanders to have at it.


Yet you seem to sympathize with the Confederacy?
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby reminisco on Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:14 pm

i'm really glad the south exists. cause no matter how badly my life sucks, i can always feel superior to those losers from the south.

also, we have things like indoor plumbing and electricity up here, unlike you moonshine blind wack jobs south of the Mason-Dixon.
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby Neoteny on Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:17 pm

reminisco wrote:i'm really glad the south exists. cause no matter how badly my life sucks, i can always feel superior to those losers from the south.


Now, don't be jealous of our larger penis sizes and more massive musculature just because you are a have-not. It's okay, we are accepting of everyone.

Except blacks, Mexicans, Muslims, atheists, and gays.
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby reminisco on Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:23 pm

jnd94 wrote:it's ironic really.....people in the South still say that the Civil War didn't end and the South didnt lose, and all that. In the South they still fly Confederate flags. So it's funny that a Northerner is saying we won, when you guys don't want to admit you lost.


yes, this is a valid point.

number of a cities in the north burned: 0

Atlanta = BBQ.

i rest my case.
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Re: THE SOUTH

Postby reminisco on Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:24 pm

Neoteny wrote:It's okay, we are accepting of everyone.

Except blacks, Mexicans, Muslims, atheists, and gays.


you forgot about Jews. they're only allowed in Florida. but none of the rest of the south.
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