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Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby kleep on Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:17 pm

(In a car accidentally driving off a cliff)
"God I really am craving a Filet o Fish from McDonalds right now.."
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby JACKAZZTJM on Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:27 pm

jumping of a cliff ......wow this was a shitty idea
JACKAZZTJM› yea off to myspace a depressing social networking site with no social interaction! thats y i like cc at least u gotta use ur mind to hang on here!
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:45 pm

"Who of you guys ordered the pizza?"
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby firth4eva on Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:47 pm

I really can survive for 3 seconds after being decapitated.

And Jack's was funny.
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:52 pm

Crap, I forgot to get someone to account sit for me.
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby icedagger on Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:08 pm

"Thank god I took kleep with me.."
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby cena-rules on Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:10 pm

Shit I left the oven on
19:41:22 ‹jakewilliams› I was a pedo
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby Nickbaldwin on Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:40 pm

Say, that's a nice knife.
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:42 pm

Now I'll never know what happened in Days of Our Lives!

(A crappy soap opera that my mom watches)
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby Nickbaldwin on Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:44 pm

.... did Ron Paul win?
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby DaGip on Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:58 pm

Thinking about having gay sex with your own father...that would be really fucked up!
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby kleep on Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:58 pm

icedagger wrote:"Thank god I took kleep with me.."


Ass!
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby kleep on Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:59 pm

DaGip wrote:Thinking about having gay sex with your own father...that would be really fucked up!


AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA..

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAH

ROFL
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby got tonkaed on Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:03 pm

i just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to GEICO!
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby DaGip on Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:12 pm

Actually, when I die, I am going to be thinking about Humpback Whales! I will sing like a whale and flop around on my hospital bed like a whale...then I well take a big whale sized shit and eat a bucket full of shrimp. Then I will spit water in the air, pretending like I got a blow hole! (Whhhoooohoooo Hooooo...Whhheeeppp whhheeeepp! EEEwwwwww! Grrrrr whhhooop whhhoooop! EEErrrrrrr....clickity clickity click click. And that will be my Humpback Whale name! It is short for Jethro in humpback whalese)
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby borox0 on Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:50 pm

Oh no, not again.
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby Snorri1234 on Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:45 pm

MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby kleep on Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:32 pm

f*ck NOOOOOOOO!!!! I never got to see weird al live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby Neoteny on Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:34 pm

Oh shit! The Christians were right!
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby Bavarian Raven on Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:30 pm

hehehehehe......i already pulled the pin! :lol:
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby timmytuttut88 on Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:35 pm

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE...I DRINK IT UP
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby DaGip on Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:44 pm

"I guess I could share part of my sandwich with him..." I think to myself as I see a poor starving grizzly bear in the forest...
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby reminisco on Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:39 am

"What are you talking about? Badgers make GREAT pets!"
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby Nataki Yiro on Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:42 am

I LOST THE GAME!!!
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:44 am

Where's Oprah when you actually need her?!
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