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Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby brooksieb on Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:21 pm

Well i've been thinking this for a few days, am i part of hitler's 'master race'?.

I have fair hair (in the middle of brunette and blonde, blue eyes am 6 foot 1, got a faded 6 pac, Born in England, both my parents have blue eyes and i do not have a disibility.

No i'm not thinking about joining a neo nazi group, i'm just curious can i have some awnsers please.

And would japanese people be considered a master race?, i know there are alot of top history brains.
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby mr. incrediball on Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:32 pm

1) you're not german. as far as i was aware, the aryans had to be german.

2) since your hair isn't completely blonde, i'm guessing not all of your relatives are blonde and blue-eyed.


so no, you're not hitler's loverboy. but you're damn close!
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby btownmeggy on Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:41 pm

Yes. I reckon so. You're the reason he wanted Britain so badly.
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby brooksieb on Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:44 pm

mr. incrediball wrote:1) you're not german. as far as i was aware, the aryans had to be german.

2) since your hair isn't completely blonde, i'm guessing not all of your relatives are blonde and blue-eyed.


so no, you're not hitler's loverboy. but you're damn close!


1) True, i'm not german but i'm germanic (as in hitler's eyes and i could say i descended from germany, Wasn't sweden finland norway and denmark's people considered the master race too?.

2) And i might not be blonde but i can definately die it reguarly and still look like a natural blonde.
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby brooksieb on Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:44 pm

brooksieb wrote:
mr. incrediball wrote:1) you're not german. as far as i was aware, the aryans had to be german.

2) since your hair isn't completely blonde, i'm guessing not all of your relatives are blonde and blue-eyed.


so no, you're not hitler's loverboy. but you're damn close!


1) True, i'm not german but i'm germanic (as in hitler's eyes and i could say i descended from germany, Wasn't sweden finland norway and denmark's people considered the master race too?.

2) And i might not be a 'true' blonde but i can definately die it reguarly and still look like a natural blonde.
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby mr. incrediball on Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:01 pm

brooksieb wrote:
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mr. incrediball wrote:1) you're not german. as far as i was aware, the aryans had to be german.

2) since your hair isn't completely blonde, i'm guessing not all of your relatives are blonde and blue-eyed.


so no, you're not hitler's loverboy. but you're damn close!


1) True, i'm not german but i'm germanic (as in hitler's eyes and i could say i descended from germany, Wasn't sweden finland norway and denmark's people considered the master race too?.

2) And i might not be a 'true' blonde but i can definately die it reguarly and still look like a natural blonde.


1) ah, thanks, i was always a little shaky about that.

2) that would be lying. you can't lie to a nazi. they can read your soul.
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby skaterchild3 on Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:02 pm

I have Blonde hair and Blue eyes and my ancestry chase back to German, I'm 6'1 so I'm pretty sure I'd be part of his race.
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby greenoaks on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:26 pm

i remember reading somewhere years ago hitler considered the english to be cousins of the german people. so yes i'd consider you to be a member of the master race.
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby Jenos Ridan on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:45 pm

mr. incrediball wrote:1) you're not german. as far as i was aware, the aryans had to be german.

2) since your hair isn't completely blonde, i'm guessing not all of your relatives are blonde and blue-eyed.


so no, you're not hitler's loverboy. but you're damn close!


Close enough for it to matter, so yes. If he wanted to be a member of the SS, you'd have to prove that you have no jewish blood in your family tree for the last thousand years (how one goes about that is a mystery to me). When the Nazies invaded Norway, they discovered that if the already pure or nearly-pure SS mated with Norwegian women, the number of aryan children would increase, in theory. That is what Lebensborn was all about.

In short, the Nazies would concider you breeding stock. Nothing more.

Don't worry, you won't be alone in that.
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby DAZMCFC on Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:36 am

skaterchild3 wrote:I have Blonde hair and Blue eyes and my ancestry chase back to German, I'm 6'1 so I'm pretty sure I'd be part of his race.


you would have to be a Protestant aswell. i've got brown eyes and brownish hair(goes lighter in the sun).
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:34 pm

Jenos Ridan wrote:if the already pure or nearly-pure SS mated with Norwegian women, the number of aryan children would increase, in theory. That is what Lebensborn was all about.

Sounds Awesome! Best workplace perk I've eve heard of...

So, where do I sign up to join this 'SS' malarky? Does anybody know if they have any minimum GCSE requirements btw?
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:47 pm

Interesting, but it was ironic, looking at Hitler himself. Dark hair and eyes, Jewish blood in him (father I think), born in Austria, and a mediocre artist.
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby ignotus on Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:52 pm

No, I look too Slavic! :wink:


Maybe I cold be a Soviet soldier. Paintball anyone? \:D/
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby Sven Hassel on Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:07 pm

greenoaks wrote:i remember reading somewhere years ago hitler considered the english to be cousins of the german people. so yes i'd consider you to be a member of the master race.


its true hitler considered the english part of the superior races
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby brooksieb on Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:08 pm

ignotus wrote:No, I look too Slavic! :wink:


Maybe I cold be a Soviet soldier. Paintball anyone? \:D/


how would you describe yourself like how you look.
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby mandalorian2298 on Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:15 pm

The question that always troubled me about the Nazi movement was: How come Hitler had been considered part of the Master Race? :?
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby ignotus on Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:18 pm

brooksieb wrote:
ignotus wrote:No, I look too Slavic! :wink:


Maybe I cold be a Soviet soldier. Paintball anyone? \:D/


how would you describe yourself like how you look.


Decent! :mrgreen:
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:19 pm

mandalorian2298 wrote:The question that always troubled me about the Nazi movement was: How come Hitler had been considered part of the Master Race? :?

Hence my comment on the previous page.
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby billyO7 on Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:26 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Jenos Ridan wrote:if the already pure or nearly-pure SS mated with Norwegian women, the number of aryan children would increase, in theory. That is what Lebensborn was all about.

Sounds Awesome! Best workplace perk I've eve heard of...

So, where do I sign up to join this 'SS' malarky? Does anybody know if they have any minimum GCSE requirements btw?



Apparently 5 GCSE's are enough (General cuntinshness and sephardi execution)

Though I hear a HNC will be ideal (Hurting negroes and colours)
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby Jenos Ridan on Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:28 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Jenos Ridan wrote:if the already pure or nearly-pure SS mated with Norwegian women, the number of aryan children would increase, in theory. That is what Lebensborn was all about.

Sounds Awesome! Best workplace perk I've eve heard of...

So, where do I sign up to join this 'SS' malarky? Does anybody know if they have any minimum GCSE requirements btw?



The SS was Hitler's bodyguards and elite combat troops (Waffen SS). They don't exist anymore, sorry. And a good thing too, I think.

If one were immoral, then yeah, I could see how one might be twisted enough to think that what a good perk of one's job. There were other perks, free land in occupied territory (Aryan colony/garrisons for maintaining not only the purity of the race, but to provide a bulwark from which to continually expand the "thousand-year Reich") being one.

The scary thing for me is, just how close these miserable nutjobs came to succeeding.
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:45 am

Jenos Ridan wrote:The SS was Hitler's bodyguards and elite combat troops (Waffen SS). They don't exist anymore, sorry. And a good thing too, I think.

If one were immoral, then yeah, I could see how one might be twisted enough to think that what a good perk of one's job. There were other perks, free land in occupied territory (Aryan colony/garrisons for maintaining not only the purity of the race, but to provide a bulwark from which to continually expand the "thousand-year Reich") being one.

They don't exist? But why? They sound like the best thing ever, free women, free land, free bulwarks....

Did they get bought out by a private investment company or something? The whole operation sounds like the kind of thing private investors would be keen to put in their portfolios...

Y'know, if they still exist under a different market name then I'll be well up for it and stuff.
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby PLAYER57832 on Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:14 am

Some things should not be joked about. Remember six million individuals DIED in concentration camps. Millions of others, including parts of my family were forced to provide food and support to soldiers, forced to put up with serious deprivations. No one with an ounce of sense could possibly want to revive these truly tragic ideas.

If you insist on pursuing this, I suggest doing it in Flame wars, not here.

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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:36 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Jenos Ridan wrote:The SS was Hitler's bodyguards and elite combat troops (Waffen SS). They don't exist anymore, sorry. And a good thing too, I think.

If one were immoral, then yeah, I could see how one might be twisted enough to think that what a good perk of one's job. There were other perks, free land in occupied territory (Aryan colony/garrisons for maintaining not only the purity of the race, but to provide a bulwark from which to continually expand the "thousand-year Reich") being one.

They don't exist? But why? They sound like the best thing ever, free women, free land, free bulwarks....

Did they get bought out by a private investment company or something? The whole operation sounds like the kind of thing private investors would be keen to put in their portfolios...

Y'know, if they still exist under a different market name then I'll be well up for it and stuff.

Let's just say after their founder put a bullet in his brain and took some cyanide at the same time, there wasn't to much left of the SS.
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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby Typherin on Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:07 am

PLAYER57832 wrote:Some things should not be joked about. Remember six million individuals DIED in concentration camps. Millions of others, including parts of my family were forced to provide food and support to soldiers, forced to put up with serious deprivations. No one with an ounce of sense could possibly want to revive these truly tragic ideas.

If you insist on pursuing this, I suggest doing it in Flame wars, not here.

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Yet the question remains, would the world be a better place if Hitler has succeeded ? :wink:

Millions died during the second world war, Yet many millions more are still dieing to this day all over the world. Religion has caused more bloodshed than any other force through history. If one religion could fully dominate the world would it put an end to the constant wars, terrorism and racism that date back through time ? Meh probably not, Roman empire syndrome :evil:

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Re: Would i be considered part of Hitler's 'master race'?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:13 am

Not even going to bother with that last one, as it has been done to death several times already.
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