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overall what weapon is better?

Postby brooksieb on Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:24 pm

and don't say gun
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Postby firth4eva on Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:30 pm

Bomb
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Postby Snorri1234 on Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:33 pm

Penis.
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Postby brooksieb on Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:41 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:Penis.


i seriously say newspaper.
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Postby ignotus on Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:41 pm

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Postby AndrewLC on Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:49 pm

I'd go florintine (Sword and dagger)
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Postby DAZMCFC on Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:55 pm

brooksieb wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Penis.


i seriously say newspaper.



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Postby MeDeFe on Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:39 pm

A chair.

Maybe a length of wood, such as a baseball or cricket bat .
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Postby reminisco on Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:49 pm

Particle Cannon (from outer space)
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Postby yrral on Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:55 pm

Any of the above in the hands of Chuck Norris or just Chuck Norris.........
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Postby Skoffing on Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:08 pm

Potatoe guns are deceivingly dangerous...here is me with one of my home-made ones, using 3 feet of copper-piping, an ignitation device and a spray of deoderant...oh yes, the potato too...

http://youtube=1830472739027.com
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Postby Neoteny on Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:17 pm

Homemade gauss cannon's are pretty interesting. But I don't know enough physics to figure out how to get them really powerful...
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Postby Skoffing on Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:20 pm

Neoteny wrote:Homemade gauss cannon's are pretty interesting. But I don't know enough physics to figure out how to get them really powerful...


Seriously though...they're powerful enough to fire a spud about 50-80 feet....just a spray of deoderant too..

Look...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJHfXNs1PgE
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Postby Neoteny on Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:22 pm

Skoffing wrote:
Neoteny wrote:Homemade gauss cannon's are pretty interesting. But I don't know enough physics to figure out how to get them really powerful...


Seriously though...they're powerful enough to fire a spud about 50-80 feet....just a spray of deoderant too..

Look...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJHfXNs1PgE


No, I'm talking about something different. Potatoes aren't magnetic. :lol: I have seen some damn excellent potato guns though. Some elaborate ones with cool fuel hatches and such.
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:22 pm

Death Star Laser.

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Postby Skoffing on Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:25 pm

Neoteny wrote:
Potatoes aren't magnetic. :lol:



they are in chernobyl

I have seen some damn excellent potato guns though. Some elaborate ones with cool fuel hatches and such.


I'm struggling to picture this...sounds.....dangerous, in a sexy way.
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Postby Neoteny on Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:28 pm

Skoffing wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
Potatoes aren't magnetic. :lol:



they are in chernobyl

I have seen some damn excellent potato guns though. Some elaborate ones with cool fuel hatches and such.


I'm struggling to picture this...sounds.....dangerous, in a sexy way.


I believe they used a hairspray, and they had a little hatch that would fit the bottle, and some sort of badass sparking trigger mechanism. It was sexy; I got hot.
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Postby greenoaks on Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:02 pm

one of my favourites is the flame thrower.

one day someone said to themselves 'i'd really like to set those people on fire but i can't reach them from here' and the idea of the flame thrower was born.

i also like the mace.

one day someone said to themselves 'i don't think crushing someone's skull with a lump of metal/wood is enough. what i really need are some spikes.'
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Postby jnd94 on Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:10 pm

Knowledge.

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Postby CoheedCambria09 on Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:12 pm

the phalanx formation, all those spears and swords and shields. crazy but dangerous
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Postby DaGip on Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:18 pm

You didn't include War Hammer?

So I chose the next best thing, which would be a spiked Flail.

The reason being is that knight's armor repelled most types of weapons, therefore, the War Hammer, Mace, Flange, or Flail proved to be very efficient against an armored opponent.

Any weapon that had a large mass with a small spike proved to be the best weapon in dealing with an armored adversary.

If the opponent was unarmored, I would choose a bladed weapon, probably the sword for its speed and handling.

In very close quartered combat situations, you would have to pick the dagger or dirk.

Mounted opponents it would definitely be the Lance or Pike.

I guess it all depends on what type of opponent you are facing and what kind of spacial environment you are fighting in.

If it is open battlefield and you are fighting unarmored opponents, the Battle Axe might prove to be the best.

I am assuming that you are judging the best weapon according to it being used on the open battlefield and with armored knights, if that is the case I would have to go with the Flail, but if you had it on your poll list, the War Hammer would probably be the best bet in this type of situation.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:20 pm

Each has it's own strengths and weaknesses, not to mention the numerous styles and shapes of swords, thus giving the sword the overall win. Or the halberd.
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:27 pm

dagger, because it can be hidden. None of those others have a chance. I could be up to your king and shank him before anybody knew shit.
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Postby suggs on Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:29 pm

what an insipred thread :lol:
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Postby suggs on Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:40 pm

my weapon is pretty weak to be honest.
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