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Postby khazalid on Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:24 pm

what are they good for?

absolutely nothing.

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Postby william18 on Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:25 pm

* background singing*

"Absolutley nothing"
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Postby khazalid on Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:27 pm

haha cheers
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:30 pm

lol@u

mine cooks!

I'm telling her what's going on here and she claims she cleans too.
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Postby Snorri1234 on Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:32 pm

For porn.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

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Postby khazalid on Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:42 pm

2dimes wrote:lol@u

mine cooks!

I'm telling her what's going on here and she claims she cleans too.


domestication is an illusion - kick her out!
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:48 pm

When you're married in North America there is no "kicking her out". You have to leave and continue to pay for her house.
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Postby khazalid on Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:56 pm

there are knives in the kitchen.. i wonder if a post-nup is accepted in court..
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:58 pm

Pre-nups are pretty usless here post wouldn't be much better. Take your lumps ya sissy.
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Postby brooksieb on Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:28 pm

It was may the 14th, 1986: little mac had just stopped having fun with a girl, he was young so he fell asleep after all the excitement.....the next day he saw to his suprise, the mirror had been written on......WITH LIPSTICK!, here's the chilling message it had on it "WELCOME TO THE AIDS CLUB...." little mac looked again, it still had the description on it, little mac is still alive living as a hermit, Post this 3 times on 3 other threads so little mac wont come and give you aids....
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Postby clapper011 on Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:32 pm

:? khaz hasnt met the right woman yet ;)
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Postby oggiss on Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:26 pm

Takes an eternity to grab the concept ;)
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Postby reminisco on Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:59 pm

Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls - that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time - I want girls
With new wave hairdos - I want girls
I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!
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Postby Fruitcake on Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:52 pm

My wife is truly beautiful, is good to me, lives to make me happy, and I am. However, as Socrates said:

...if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
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Postby suggs on Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:24 pm

A good question.
When someone comes up with an answer that consists of more than "some of them look alright, I guess" let me know.

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Postby suggs on Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:27 pm

I forgor breasts. Sorry :oops:
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Postby suggs on Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:30 pm

And criticising.
They are jolly good at that.
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Postby suggs on Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:31 pm

Ah, this thread has made me feel whole.
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Postby oggiss on Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:31 pm

suggs wrote:I forgor breasts. Sorry :oops:


/me likey
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Postby suggs on Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:33 pm

Yes, you have to give them that. They are darn good at having breasts.
But sadly, all too many of them seem to delight in "a personality" or "independant spirit" over and above their only real purpose,
TO GET A HUGE BOOB JOB ASAP.

Hmm, to forestall any sexism allegations, i should make it clear that i love women.
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Postby suggs on Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:35 pm

The DD's, at any rate.
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Postby oggiss on Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:35 pm

suggs wrote:
Hmm, to forestall any sexism allegations, i should make it clear that i love women.


And boobs?
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Postby InkL0sed on Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:37 pm

Fruitcake wrote:My wife is truly beautiful, is good to me, lives to make me happy, and I am. However, as Socrates said:

...if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.


Of course, Socrates had an... interesting... wife.
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Postby suggs on Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:39 pm

I tend not to love boobs.
Boobs get very jumpy-they prefer a straightforward "Grope n' Grab" in my experience. Boobs arent really up for the whole relationship thing.
Another point in their favour.

But I'm very fond of boobs. They are reliable, come in a variety of forms, and make excellent additions to one's lounge.
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Postby oggiss on Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:42 pm

suggs wrote:I tend not to love boobs.
Boobs get very jumpy-they prefer a straightforward "Grope n' Grab" in my experience. Boobs arent really up for the whole relationship thing.
Another point in their favour.

But I'm very fond of boobs. They are reliable, come in a variety of forms, and make excellent additions to one's lounge.


You're so...LOL.
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