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Postby Kemmler on Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:36 am

Well, what can I say guys. It's been a secret project of mine, being an expert javascript programmer, to make something better than AJAX BOB. Many hard hours of work have gone into it, and I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

Features it includes: weak player calculator, more advanced strength indicator, auto turn playing (only works well in escalating though).

<mod edit of annoying website>
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Postby poo-maker on Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:50 am

You wanker...

I clicked it :oops:
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Postby dezzy26 on Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:51 am

i did too thats is so wrong

anyone other than rick astley would have been fine
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Postby pimphawks70 on Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:54 am

are u posting this everywhere?
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Postby Kemmler on Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:02 am

poo-maker wrote:You wanker...

I clicked it :oops:


errr...

you're not helping promoting the new technology
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Postby sparkyball on Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:04 am

I was thinking asshole sounded better than wanker

after I made the mistake of clicking it as well
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Postby Kemmler on Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:05 am

sparkyball wrote:I was thinking asshole sounded better than wanker

after I made the mistake of clicking it as well


what, is it broken or something?

please tell me about any bugs.
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Postby Shrinky on Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:06 am

i dare not click it until and unless i know where that link takes me to.
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Postby sparkyball on Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:06 am

Kemmler wrote:
sparkyball wrote:I was thinking asshole sounded better than wanker

after I made the mistake of clicking it as well


what, is it broken or something?

please tell me about any bugs.


ha ha no it works perfectly I'm sure
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Postby lozzini on Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:10 am

i cliked it too see wot it was, lmao
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Postby clapper011 on Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:42 am

ass! :lol:
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Postby Hotdoggie on Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:45 am

lmao thats brill.
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Postby Fruitcake on Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:54 am

You may all find it amusing, I did not. I have better things to do than sit there trying to get rid of some idiots idea of a joke. One hopes the moderators will have something to say about this.

Welcome to my ignore list you twat.
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Postby Phantom7 on Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:57 am

Fruitcake wrote:You may all find it amusing, I did not. I have better things to do than sit there trying to get rid of some idiots idea of a joke. One hopes the moderators will have something to say about this.

Welcome to my ignore list you twat.


That makes two of us fruit...you complete wanker kemmler. grow up.
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Postby Hotdoggie on Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:59 am

Fruitcake wrote:You may all find it amusing, I did not. I have better things to do than sit there trying to get rid of some idiots idea of a joke. One hopes the moderators will have something to say about this.

Welcome to my ignore list you twat.


just go to task manager and close it :/
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Postby Kemmler on Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:52 am

what, really

i spent hours on it and all you do is call me a wanker!

this is good stuff... it;s better than ajax bob!
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Postby lozzini on Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:53 am

there is a better way than task manager, clik the x once, then hold enter on the ok button and it goes
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Postby Ditocoaf on Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:04 pm

You're a tool.

(I'm an idiot for clicking on the link in the first place, though.)
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Postby Kemmler on Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:29 pm

Ditocoaf wrote:You're a tool.

(I'm an idiot for clicking on the link in the first place, though.)


you're really insultuing me now...
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Postby Dr_Demento on Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:35 pm

Kemmler wrote:
sparkyball wrote:I was thinking asshole sounded better than wanker

after I made the mistake of clicking it as well


what, is it broken or something?

please tell me about any bugs.


It appears to be very unstable....even jumpy to begin with. :wink:
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Postby Kemmler on Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:48 pm

Dr_Demento wrote:
Kemmler wrote:
sparkyball wrote:I was thinking asshole sounded better than wanker

after I made the mistake of clicking it as well


what, is it broken or something?

please tell me about any bugs.


It appears to be very unstable....even jumpy to begin with. :wink:


thanks, i'll try and fix it.
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Postby pimphawks70 on Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:35 pm

Ditocoaf wrote:You're a tool.

(I'm an idiot for clicking on the link in the first place, though.)


yes you are an idiot for clicking on it in the first place
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Postby Snorri1234 on Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:18 pm

Honestly people, you never been rickrolled?
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Postby CrabNebula on Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:32 pm

Here's how NOT to get rickrolled.*


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Postby Fruitcake on Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:48 pm

CrabNebula wrote:Here's how NOT to get rickrolled.*


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That's Ok CrabNebula, I wouldn't click anything off this forum now, even when people use titles such as 'The new generation of Ajax Bob is out!' which was this threads original title in the GD. Put there by a complete tosser who seems to think it is funny to mess around with people.
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