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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:59 am

Last night I was texting this girl I kinda like for 3 hours and I got her to send me a picture of her ass in a thong. niceee
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Postby unriggable on Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:01 am

Did you notice the guy giving the thumbs-up in the background? That was me. I boned the shit out of her that night.
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:07 am

I thought that was you...you've got a pretty small dick man!
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Postby unriggable on Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:09 am

ParadiceCity9 wrote:I thought that was you...you've got a pretty small dick man!


No, that dick belonged to her (you saw a picture of her wearing the thong from the back, the front its less sexy because there's a bulge)
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Postby HayesA on Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:09 am

You would know, eh? I mean, one way you to find out, and that chick aint the type to be talking about her bang buddies.
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Postby Snorri1234 on Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:18 am

What schools do you guys go to? I've never got girls at my school to send me pics of her in thongs. I've never even asked that. Wtf?
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:19 am

Host and post.
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:22 am

unriggable wrote:Just here to brag that I boned the shit out of a guy that texts pics of his buttocks in a thong to a third guy that night.

Oh.
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:26 am

Snorri1234 wrote:What schools do you guys go to? I've never got girls at my school to send me pics of her in thongs. I've never even asked that. Wtf?


high school :D i dno i just thought she kinda liked me so i figured id ask cause do her if i had the opportunity and she just like, sent me a picture. I'm gonna try it with a pretty slutty girl I know too, see if i can get more than ass
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Postby militant on Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:38 am

ParadiceCity9 wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:What schools do you guys go to? I've never got girls at my school to send me pics of her in thongs. I've never even asked that. Wtf?


high school :D i dno i just thought she kinda liked me so i figured id ask cause do her if i had the opportunity and she just like, sent me a picture. I'm gonna try it with a pretty slutty girl I know too, see if i can get more than ass


:lol: Good luck
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:41 am

militant wrote:
ParadiceCity9 wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:What schools do you guys go to? I've never got girls at my school to send me pics of her in thongs. I've never even asked that. Wtf?


high school :D i dno i just thought she kinda liked me so i figured id ask cause do her if i had the opportunity and she just like, sent me a picture. I'm gonna try it with a pretty slutty girl I know too, see if i can get more than ass


:lol: Good luck


heh you never know. i didnt expect at all for the girl last night to show me anything but she did.
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Postby CrabNebula on Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:15 am

Aaaand we should care because?
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Postby InkL0sed on Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:57 am

It's ten times more interesting than Snakey's... *ahem* stories...
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Postby unriggable on Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:01 pm

2dimes wrote:
unriggable wrote:Just here to brag that I boned the shit out of a guy that texts pics of his buttocks in a thong to a third guy that night.

Oh.


Dude looks like a lay-day...
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:11 pm

Is anyone going to post a picture of this guy in the thong for public comsumption or what? :?
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:22 pm

2dimes wrote:Is anyone going to post a picture of this guy in the thong for public comsumption or what? :?


Meh...I promised her I wouldn't post it on the internet and I don't like breaking promises...karma thing.
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:12 pm

Gah, you're right, but why did you go and promise that?

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Postby diddle on Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:12 pm

2dimes wrote:Gah, you're right, but why did you go and promise that?

:(


Cos he's in lurv :wink:
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:13 pm

diddle wrote:
2dimes wrote:Gah, you're right, but why did you go and promise that?

:(


Cos he's in lurv :wink:


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Postby 2dimes on Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:14 pm

Teh guy's pretty hawt is he, midget or no?
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:16 pm

Great, you've seen a picture of a girls ass. Reeeeeaaal player there....
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:18 pm

Now you've upset Nick. Happy?

So that reminds me, did you get any pickshures of his man boobs?
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Postby RobinJ on Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:21 pm

Well in mate. Now all you have to do is ask her to show you for real :wink:
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:21 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:Great, you've seen a picture of a girls ass. Reeeeeaaal player there....


no no no she showed me...different :wink:
and shut up this is a big deal for me lol im not old.
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:23 pm

Don't listen to those guys negativity. Enjoy the moments.
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