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My New Understanding

Postby DaGip on Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:27 pm

Since I have lost all hope (and I recommend the rest of you should do the same as soon as possible), I have also embraced a New Understanding in the America and World in which we live.

The Power Elite is so strong, they can do whatever they want and there is nothing that We The People can do about it. If we pick up a gun, we would all be microwaved and incarcerated in but a matter of days, succumbing to great pain and torture, in effect, ruining the country for but a fraction of all but a year. Then under torterous duress and tremendous fear for our lives, we would be forced to embrace what the majority of you are already embracing without pause. And those of us in which the Power Elite deems a danger to their new Technocratic Society will be implanted with tracking devices and sent on our merry way. Void of faith in God, these forced subserviants begin their own religion and begin to worship the State as a god...Communism.

I am now entering into that frame of mind. I am atheist reborn! I am a Communist in Capitalist clothing! And screw Ron Paul!

This is my vote for President. Please watch and listen to these wise untainted words!

Pure Wisdom
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Postby Iliad on Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:34 pm

:o :o :? :shock: :o :o :? :o :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :o
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Postby hecter on Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:37 pm

You belong in a loony bin :?
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Postby Kaplowitz on Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:42 pm

Hes lost it everybody!

CC ruined yet another life!!
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Postby browng-08 on Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:42 pm

Don't forget your Che t-shirt~ :wink:
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Postby got tonkaed on Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:45 pm

everyones gotta do what they have to do to deal with a world that frequently isnt very nice or in the average persons general interest.
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Postby DaGip on Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:51 pm

I now believe that rape can be funny, thanks to my new leadership...

Rape Can Be Funny!
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Postby browng-08 on Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:52 pm

My computer is too crappy to download/watch videos... who's your rape-friendly leader now?
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Postby DaGip on Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:53 pm

browng-08 wrote:My computer is too crappy to download/watch videos... who's your rape-friendly leader now?


George Carlin 8)
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Re: My New Understanding

Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:00 pm

DaGip wrote: State as a god...Communism.

I am now entering into that frame of mind. I am atheist reborn! I am a Communist in Capitalist clothing! And screw Ron Paul!




AH, yes. You are finally starting to see things MY way.
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Postby suggs on Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:10 pm

Sounds like you've joined a cult mate.
Be careful. I was in one once (seriously), and i dont reccomend it...
Keep it rational, and look for evidence to support your view of the world.
If the evidence keeps stacking up against what you believe, change your beliefs.
Rationality is the key.


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Postby unriggable on Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:16 pm

Whatever happened to violent revolutions?
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:15 pm

unriggable wrote:Whatever happened to violent revolutions?
Too violent apparently. And Gip does seem to have lost it. :?
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Postby DaGip on Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:46 pm

Here is another great speech by my Neu Feuhrer!

FUK HOPE!
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Postby InkL0sed on Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:47 pm

George Carlin is actually a funny guy.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:52 pm

DaGip wrote:Here is another great speech by my Neu Feuhrer!

FUK HOPE!
ARE YOU COMMIE OR NAZI!?
"Eh, whatever."
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Postby DaGip on Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:20 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
DaGip wrote:Here is another great speech by my Neu Feuhrer!

FUK HOPE!
ARE YOU COMMIE OR NAZI!?


Does it all really matter? The Commies beat the Nazis...so Nazis are now Commies!
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:26 pm

Dear god, you have gone insane!

RUN EVERYBODY, JUST RUN!
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Postby browng-08 on Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:27 pm

DaGip wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
DaGip wrote:Here is another great speech by my Neu Feuhrer!

FUK HOPE!
ARE YOU COMMIE OR NAZI!?


Does it all really matter? The Commies beat the Nazis...so Nazis are now Commies!
Ummm... riight.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:56 pm

DaGip wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
DaGip wrote:Here is another great speech by my Neu Feuhrer!

FUK HOPE!
ARE YOU COMMIE OR NAZI!?


Does it all really matter? The Commies beat the Nazis...so Nazis are now Commies!
US beat Britain, Rome beat Greece, Spartans beat Athenians, US beat Japan, Mongolia beat China, doesn't mean they are one in the same!
"Eh, whatever."
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Postby Frigidus on Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:48 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
DaGip wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
DaGip wrote:Here is another great speech by my Neu Feuhrer!

FUK HOPE!
ARE YOU COMMIE OR NAZI!?


Does it all really matter? The Commies beat the Nazis...so Nazis are now Commies!
US beat Britain, Rome beat Greece, Spartans beat Athenians, US beat Japan, Mongolia beat China, doesn't mean they are one in the same!


But because Ron Paul won't win all logic has ceased to exist. No, he won't try again next term, perhaps with more success, as McCain did. No, our country was not OK before Ron Paul, we just didn't realize how terrible things were because his holiness hadn't run for president yet. Yes, we have always been under totalitarian rule. Don't question it, you can't prove me wrong. Yes, a national ID is very different than a driver's license because it has, like, GPS mind control or something. Also we can solve our multitude of economic problems by switching over to the gold standard. Oh, and the Jews, by which I of course mean Bush, or maybe the Illuminati or something did 9/11. Just bear with me...my claims are quite reasonable.


:|


THIS IS THE END TIMES, THE ANTI-CHRIST IS AMONG US, OUR NEXT PRESIDENT (assuming it isn't Ron Paul) SERVES SATAN!!!




Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!















Kool aid?
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Postby browng-08 on Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:53 pm

Frigidus wrote:Kool aid?
I brought the white robes. You bring the tinfoil hats that will let us commune with the friendly alien visitors that will only grant us their wisdom of peace and happiness if we exit our earthly trappings?
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Re: My New Understanding

Postby peanutsdad on Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:04 am

DaGip wrote:Since I have lost all hope (and I recommend the rest of you should do the same as soon as possible), I have also embraced a New Understanding in the America and World in which we live.

The Power Elite is so strong, they can do whatever they want and there is nothing that We The People can do about it. If we pick up a gun, we would all be microwaved and incarcerated in but a matter of days, succumbing to great pain and torture, in effect, ruining the country for but a fraction of all but a year. Then under torterous duress and tremendous fear for our lives, we would be forced to embrace what the majority of you are already embracing without pause. And those of us in which the Power Elite deems a danger to their new Technocratic Society will be implanted with tracking devices and sent on our merry way. Void of faith in God, these forced subserviants begin their own religion and begin to worship the State as a god...Communism.

I am now entering into that frame of mind. I am atheist reborn! I am a Communist in Capitalist clothing! And screw Ron Paul!

This is my vote for President. Please watch and listen to these wise untainted words!

Pure Wisdom


man, thats the best load of crap i've heard all year. fortunately it's still only janruary so you've got a long time to improve on the crap factor...
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Re: My New Understanding

Postby Skittles! on Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:15 am

DaGip wrote:Since I have lost all hope (and I recommend the rest of you should do the same as soon as possible), I have also embraced a New Understanding in the America and World in which we live.

The Power Elite is so strong, they can do whatever they want and there is nothing that We The People can do about it. If we pick up a gun, we would all be microwaved and incarcerated in but a matter of days, succumbing to great pain and torture, in effect, ruining the country for but a fraction of all but a year. Then under torterous duress and tremendous fear for our lives, we would be forced to embrace what the majority of you are already embracing without pause. And those of us in which the Power Elite deems a danger to their new Technocratic Society will be implanted with tracking devices and sent on our merry way. Void of faith in God, these forced subserviants begin their own religion and begin to worship the State as a god...Communism.

I am now entering into that frame of mind. I am atheist reborn! I am a Communist in Capitalist clothing! And screw Ron Paul!

I think you've been reading a bit too much Nineteen Eighty-Four
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Re: My New Understanding

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:16 am

peanutsdad wrote:
DaGip wrote:Since I have lost all hope (and I recommend the rest of you should do the same as soon as possible), I have also embraced a New Understanding in the America and World in which we live.

The Power Elite is so strong, they can do whatever they want and there is nothing that We The People can do about it. If we pick up a gun, we would all be microwaved and incarcerated in but a matter of days, succumbing to great pain and torture, in effect, ruining the country for but a fraction of all but a year. Then under torterous duress and tremendous fear for our lives, we would be forced to embrace what the majority of you are already embracing without pause. And those of us in which the Power Elite deems a danger to their new Technocratic Society will be implanted with tracking devices and sent on our merry way. Void of faith in God, these forced subserviants begin their own religion and begin to worship the State as a god...Communism.

I am now entering into that frame of mind. I am atheist reborn! I am a Communist in Capitalist clothing! And screw Ron Paul!

This is my vote for President. Please watch and listen to these wise untainted words!

Pure Wisdom


man, thats the best load of crap i've heard all year. fortunately it's still only janruary so you've got a long time to improve on the crap factor...
Welcome to the club PD. And just the other other day, this guy was almost the complete opposite.
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