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5 year old kills bear

Postby 0ojakeo0 on Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:04 pm

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Postby 2dimes on Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:15 pm

This wouldn't have happened if the bear was armed.
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Postby ignotus on Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:17 pm

2dimes wrote:This wouldn't have happened if the bear was armed.


:-k QFT! #-o
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:23 pm

2dimes wrote:This wouldn't have happened if the bear was armed.
:lol:
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Postby Frigidus on Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:31 pm

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Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:39 pm

Tre's father continued to beam, saying that his son was taught how to shoot at the age of two. He added that the toddler managed to kill three deer just last year, and now plans to kill a turkey and an elk. :lol:
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Postby Frigidus on Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:54 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Tre's father continued to beam, saying that his son was taught how to shoot at the age of two. He added that the toddler managed to kill three deer just last year, and now plans to kill a turkey and an elk. :lol:


<Double-checks> Arkansas. Well, once again, only in the South.
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Postby riggable on Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:25 pm

apparently he's davy crockets, like, 11th generation son....


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Postby radiojake on Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:55 pm

Now, people have called me a bigot previously for saying this (though, i don't see how its true)

but, THAT has got to be pretty goddamn redneck there.

YEEEHAAAWWW... I Killed me a bear!
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Postby comic boy on Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:01 pm

The guys a moron and his kid will grow up believing killing is great - and you people wonder why there are so many crazies shooting people !
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:04 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Tre's father continued to beam, saying that his son was taught how to shoot at the age of two. He added that the toddler managed to kill three deer just last year, and now plans to kill a turkey and an elk. :lol:


I don't know both of those seem like a few steps down from a bear.
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Postby ignotus on Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:07 pm

strike wolf wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:Tre's father continued to beam, saying that his son was taught how to shoot at the age of two. He added that the toddler managed to kill three deer just last year, and now plans to kill a turkey and an elk. :lol:


I don't know both of those seem like a few steps down from a bear.


Wolfy, you're next! :wink: :twisted:
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:07 pm

strike wolf wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:Tre's father continued to beam, saying that his son was taught how to shoot at the age of two. He added that the toddler managed to kill three deer just last year, and now plans to kill a turkey and an elk. :lol:


I don't know both of those seem like a few steps down from a bear.
qft but a bear cant move that fast.
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:11 pm

Yes but if you miss, an elk is a lot less likely to charge at you.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:16 pm

strike wolf wrote:Yes but if you miss, an elk is a lot less likely to charge at you.
Then maul you, and then possibly eat you.
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:17 pm

got a good point there
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Postby freezie on Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:32 pm

comic boy wrote:The guys a moron and his kid will grow up believing killing is great - and you people wonder why there are so many crazies shooting people !


I can only agree with you.
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Postby Kaplowitz on Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:35 pm

they FINALLY released taht about me!
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Postby super Mario 009 on Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:45 pm

only in america. :lol:


f***ing rednecks. >: ( ...poor bear.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:46 pm

Anyways, kudos to the kid for getting his first bear. :)
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Postby soundout9 on Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:53 pm

I was killing bears when i was 4....suck that little kid!
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Postby dacey on Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:55 pm

Anyone know the law in Arkansas about how many deer you can kill in a year? In Maine it's only one per season (black powder, rifle, bow, etc). So basically what I'm wondering is, how many weapons does this kid know how to use???
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:58 pm

dacey wrote:Anyone know the law in Arkansas about how many deer you can kill in a year? In Maine it's only one per season (black powder, rifle, bow, etc). So basically what I'm wondering is, how many weapons does this kid know how to use???
Considering he is a direct descendent of the famous Davy Crockett, probably several.
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Postby Frigidus on Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:33 pm

soundout9 wrote:I was killing bears when i was 4....suck that little kid!


I killed 4 people while in the womb. Trumped.
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Postby Frigidus on Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:40 pm

radiojake wrote:YEEEHAAAWWW... I Killed me a bear!


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