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Have you faked it? How often?

 
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Have you ever "Faked It"?

Postby bedub1 on Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:46 pm

If you don't know what I'm talking about...you probably haven't.
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:48 pm

I'm a man and even I have had to fake it a few times.

Women wonder when they can't feel it afterwards, too. :wink:
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holding back

Postby James Vazquez on Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:49 pm

well sometimes if ya hold it back to long ya just cant :wink:

Since ya already took it all out on your partner well might as well make em smile :D
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Postby misterman10 on Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:51 pm

Yes - 100% of the time (PLEASE...somebody SATISFY ME!)
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Postby Fireside Poet on Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:52 pm

misterman10 wrote:Yes - 100% of the time (PLEASE...somebody SATISFY ME!)


I'm sure you fake it masturbating with a National Geographic and Jergen's lotion. :twisted:
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Postby Chris7He on Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:53 pm

I will!
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Postby dustn64 on Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:54 pm

Chris7He wrote:I will!
Do you even have any idea what this thread is about?
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Postby Chris7He on Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:54 pm

misterman10 wrote:Yes - 100% of the time (PLEASE...somebody SATISFY ME!)


I will!
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Postby Chris7He on Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:55 pm

dustn64 wrote:
Chris7He wrote:I will!
Do you even have any idea what this thread is about?


I got fast posted, retard.
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Postby misterman10 on Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:56 pm

Chris7He wrote:
misterman10 wrote:Yes - 100% of the time (PLEASE...somebody SATISFY ME!)
I will!
#-o


Fireside Poet wrote:
misterman10 wrote:Yes - 100% of the time (PLEASE...somebody SATISFY ME!)
I'm sure you fake it masturbating with a National Geographic and Jergen's lotion. :twisted:
I actually use lubriderm lotion... it's much better 8-[
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Postby Luxurious on Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:57 pm

Since Optimus Prime is my husband, I will not say how I voted.

But let it be known that I did cast my vote.
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Postby Chris7He on Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:58 pm

I have no one to fake it with... :oops: :cry:
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Postby UCAbears on Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:59 pm

Why would you fake it? If you have the stamina, keep going until you get something out of it.
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Postby bedub1 on Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:59 pm

Luxurious wrote:Since Optimus Prime is my husband, I will not say how I voted.

But let it be known that I did cast my vote.


LMFAO!!! I watched the totals change!! :)

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Postby Heimdall on Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:10 pm

I've never faked it. I'll just take a time-out instead.
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Postby happy2seeyou on Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:11 pm

n the past 7 years I have not faked it once. Never had to with my husband, he knows exactly what to do. :D


When I was younger and with another person, it was all I could do to get it over with. Some guys just think they have it, and they are soooooooooo wrong.
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Postby jnd94 on Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:22 pm

:lol: Bedub, did you get inpiration for this thread off of the Seinfeld earlier today on the same subject? :lol:
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Postby jnd94 on Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:24 pm

Elaine: i faked it.
Jerry: You? With Me?
Elaine: Yep
jerry: The whole production?
Elaine: Yep.
Jerry: But all of the panting, grunting, screaming....
Elaine: Fake, Fake, and more fake.

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Postby dustn64 on Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:26 pm

:lol:
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Postby bedub1 on Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:13 pm

jnd94 wrote::lol: Bedub, did you get inpiration for this thread off of the Seinfeld earlier today on the same subject? :lol:


Hahaha!! Why YES I did!
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Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:39 pm

I fake it all the time, just to get back at those women!
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Postby Optimus Prime on Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:40 pm

Luxurious wrote:Since Optimus Prime is my husband, I will not say how I voted.

But let it be known that I did cast my vote.

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Postby comic boy on Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:42 pm

UCAbears wrote:Why would you fake it? If you have the stamina, keep going until you get something out of it.


Come back to us when you have some experience 8)
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Postby Norse on Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:47 pm

I'm glad you're smiling optimus....she's never had that problem with myself. :lol:

For the record, I faked it a couple times before...I started dating this russian bird who looked absoloutley ace with clothes on...but without them on....she wasn't very ace.

I just didnt have the heart not to f*ck her...my word, she couldnt even give a BJ properly either...I had to say "thats it, hold it there...on the base dear....squeeze a little" whilst jamming my cock down her throat...

In my youth I hadn't quite developed my sadistic touch, and was not enjoying her sheer humiliation as much as I would do now...and actually felt like a bit of a bastard...
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Postby soundout9 on Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:10 pm

I dont fake it...no need....i know exactually what to do :wink:
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