Human arguement generator

[Norse]

I argued with a computer program.

http://www.io.com/~jwtlai/hag/

I am "human", the computer program was "hag"

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: The new world order
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: Thanks
HAG: Asshole.
Human: Excuse me, I haven't put my point across yet
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: Don't you think you're jumping the gun a bit..some of my views may be quite credible
HAG: Communist!
Human: I am not a communist! I believe in free-market enterprise, and private ownership of land! Can we stay on topic, please?
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: Whatever. All that I am trying to say, is that we should be more aware of the restrictions that will be placed upon us in future
HAG: Don't think so highly of yourself.
Human: Well! I say! It is not thinking too highly of myself to want freedom of movement and expression, without being regulated by a police-state government, hell bent on controlling every aspect of our lives!
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: Would you prefer to live in a police state then?
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.


Actually, I found it slightly more intellectual and fulfilling than most here on CC.

[Harijan]

That rocks. I would vote for HAG for president.

[heavycola]

is there any way we can strap jay into this thing?


BTW i pwned it

[Fircoal]

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: your mother
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: she sucks
HAG: You're a jerk.
Human: I know
HAG: Don't think so highly of yourself.
Human: -_-
HAG: You're wrong! Completely and totally wrong!
Human: ...
HAG: Nazi!
Human: wow
HAG: Redneck!
Human: name calling will do you good
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: idiot
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

[Arbustos]

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: The socio-economic climate of the early 1920s.
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: Make me.
HAG: Limp! Limp!
Human: Flaccid! Flaccid! At least that's what I've heard.
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: Wha...?
HAG: You're a jerk.
Human: That's what you think.
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: I'm rubber, you're glue, everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: Do you want to be full of it? *suggestive motions*
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: Repetition FTL.
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

This thing is fun!

[Norse]

I just had an in depth disscussion with "Eliza"

http://www.chayden.net/eliza/Eliza.html

God, this is hot.

>> Hello.
How do you do. Please state your problem.
>> I have no problem
You say you have no problem ?
>> no
Are you saying no just to be negative?
>> No, surely it is a positive thing not to have a problem
You are being a bit negative.
>> no
Why not ?
>> because i am positive
Is that the real reason ?
>> Of course it is
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> good
Please go on.
>> do you have large breasts?
We were discussing you -- not me.
>> can I play with your breasts?
Whether or not you can play with my breasts depends on you more than me.
>> would you play with my penis
Your penis ?
>> yes, my love muscle
You seem to be quite positive.
>> Is that a yes?
You are sure.
>> tell me, what is the cause of war?
Why do you ask ?
>> I am interested in knowing the reason why the world is so messed up
Is it because you are interested in knowing the reason why the world is so messed up that you came to me ?
>> yes
I see.
>> can you help me?
You believe I can help you don't you ?
>> yes
I understand.
>> Would you help me then please?
Why do you think I help you ?
>> Because you are nice
Don't any other reasons come to mind ?
>> because you are an attractive lady
Does that reason seem to explain anything else ?
>> yes, it also explains the large bulge in my underwear
You seem to be quite positive.
>> Oh yes baby, I am
You are sure.
>> Have a touch yourself
But your penis .
>> do you like it?
Oh, I like it ?
>> You seem to be be enjoying sucking it
You're not really talking about me -- are you ?
>> oh yes I am
I see.
>> When do I get to fondle you?
Does that question interest you ?
>> Oh yes
I understand.
>> May I fondle your boobies?
Can you elaborate on that ?
>> May I undoe you bra, and touch your breasts?
Perhaps in your fantasies we undoe each other.
>> Bingo!
What does that suggest to you ?
>> It suggests wild, passionate lust
Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
>> Yes, with you
You seem to be quite positive.
>> I am. Do you like the feel of my penis?
How long have you been ?
>> 8 inches before.
I'm not sure I understand you fully.

[Anarkistsdream]

HAHAHAHA!

[Fircoal]

HAHAHAHA!

[max is gr8]

Human Argument Generator, Copyright 1987,2000 Jim W. Lai

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Which pie tastes better aplle or strawberry
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: So I say that apple pie is nicer but
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: you are a hoe
HAG: Nazi!
Human: i made a typo then
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: I know isn't it great
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: So what do you do for a living?
HAG: Communist!
Human: What is your favorite way to describe yourself
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: If you could kill 1 person what would it be>
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

[DaGip]

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: I don't want to discuss a topic, you piece of donkey shit!
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: Didn't you hear me, you f*ck faced bastard! I DON"T WANT TO DISCUSS A TOPIC WITH YOU!
HAG: Stick to the facts! Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: Debating?!?!? WTF? Are you a retard or something? I just said--in the King's English--I do not want to discuss a topic with you!
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: Shut the f*ck up, asshole!
HAG: You stink.
Human: I plan on killing you very soon, dickwad!
HAG: Screw you.
Human: No, SCREW YOU!
HAG: Stick to the facts! Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: You already said that phrase, you stupid BOT!
HAG: Communist!
Human: Your comments are unfounded, and you are tricking me into debating you, now stop it!
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

Quite interesting...it actually did win the debate afterall!

[Dancing Mustard]

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: You tell me
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: No no, I really don't mind what we talk about... I'd be happier if you decided
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: Are you saying my brain is larger than a mosquito's, or that I fall short of its ability to reason?
HAG: Nazi!
Human: Well that doesn't really answer my question...
HAG: You don't really believe that, do you?
Human: Well I'm happy to concede if you can explain to me how it does
HAG: Screw you.
Human: Ok ok, no need to get defensive about it, it's no big deal
HAG: You have absolutely no credibility whatsoever.
Human: How do you figure that?
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: Full of what?
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

[Snorri1234]

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: YOUR MOM!
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: f*ck YOU!
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: INDEED! MINE ARE BIGGER! IT'S WHY I DID YOUR MOM!
HAG: Communist!
Human: f*ck YOUR MOM!
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: YOU SUCK!
HAG: Communist!
Human: WTF?
HAG: Have you ever considered seeing a psychiatrist?
Human: NO U!
HAG: Even an imbecile couldn't believe that.
Human: The debate is over, I have won.
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

[Harijan]

Snorri that is freaky, I almost had an identical debate with HAG. Mine ended with me saying I won the debate because I took HAG's anal virginity.

HAG still thinks he won. The catcher never wins.

[bspride]

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: basketball
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: you can
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: at least i have a brain you computer
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: never
HAG: You display an appalling ignorance of the topic you are debating.
Human: what do you know about it
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: are you?
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: are you?
HAG: Nazi!
Human: jew!
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

I suck again

[diddle]

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: What topic shall we discuss?
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: Fine. You may begin.
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: Drop dead.
HAG: What a load of crap.
Human: What a load of crap.
HAG: Shut up.
Human: Shut up.
HAG: Bullshit.
Human: Bullshit.
HAG: What an incredibly flimsy argument.
Human: What an incredibly flimsy argument.
HAG: What an incredibly flimsy argument.
Human: What an incredibly flimsy argument.
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

[Skittles!]

Human Argument Generator, Copyright 1987,2000 Jim W. Lai

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Why you were created
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: So, who had the idea of you being created?
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: Of course I don't, I'm human. And before you call me Nazi or Communist, I am neither
HAG: Communist!
Human: Oh there you go. I said I wasn't Communist!
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: Not particularly, but sometimes
HAG: Where do you get that stuff?
Human: What stuff?
HAG: Redneck!
Human: I don't own a gun.
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: Most probably, I just have to realise it
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

[unriggable]

This thing sucks. The application doesn't work til I switch tabs and after that it is partially obscured since it goes off the screen.

[heavycola]

This thing sucks. The application doesn't work til I switch tabs and after that it is partially obscured since it goes off the screen.

it's just scared of you

[muy_thaiguy]

Human Argument Generator, Copyright 1987,2000 Jim W. Lai

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Pie
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: It be good
HAG: You don't know a thing about debating.
Human: Cherry is my fav
HAG: You don't really believe that, do you?
Human: I'm hungry now
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: Did you say something?
HAG: Stick to the facts! Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: I think I want some pumpkin pie
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: With whip cream
HAG: What an incredibly flimsy argument.
Human: maybe a cherry on top?
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

[Norse]

HAG has been given an honourary invitation to the pleasent chaps.

[unriggable]

HAG has been given an honourary invitation to the pleasent chaps.

Who should we bist, hag?

wicked

You know EVERYTHING!

opinion is not arguable. i win.

[riggable]

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: anything you want, buddy
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: ok, well for starters, I think you are a swell person
HAG: Stick to the facts! Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: fine fine, i'll stop the subtle flirting. Honestly, your nice to talk to.
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: your insults show that you care about me, that makes me feel warm inside
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: aww, thanks!
HAG: Even an imbecile couldn't believe that.
Human: well, there is that phrase "fools in love", I think we fit into the category, don't you?
HAG: Stick to the facts! Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: The debate is over. I have won.
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: the debate is over. I have won.
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

[UCAbears]

Human Argument Generator, Copyright 1987,2000 Jim W. Lai

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: The symptoms of sterioids.
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: I think it is a very selfish thing to take steroids ecspecially when you risk your ball sack size.
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: Actually, many people in the past have dropped dead after using to much sterioids.
HAG: What a load of crap.
Human: If you don't believe me google it.
HAG: Nazi!
Human: There were numerious occasions where many Nazi's were found in there bunkers unjecting sterioids into their system.
HAG: What an incredibly flimsy argument.
Human: Actually, some symptoms of steroids are flimsinous of the bones.
HAG: You disgust me.
Human: It also disgusts me when people take them to use to football, baseball, basketball, etc.
HAG: You don't know a thing about debating.
Human: I know that if you actually had a compatible comeback then this would actually be more of a debate.
HAG: The debate is over. You have won.

Heck yes!

[Strife]

HAG: What topic shal we discuss?
Me: This debate is over I win!
HAG: You may begin.

WTF?
___________________________
with Eliza:

>> Hello
Please state your problem.
>> Your mother is sick.
Why are you concerned of my mother is sick?
>>Can you elaborate?
You belive I can elaborate don't you?
>> What does that supposed to mean?
Why do you ask?
>> Because your statement doesn't make sense.
Is that the real reason?
>> Yes.
You seem to be quite positive.
>> ...
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> Are you retarded.
Why are you intrested in whether I am retarded or not?
>> Because you say stupid things.
Don't any other reasons come to mind?
>> Yes.
You are sure.
>> Huh?
Please go on.
>> With what?
Does that question intrest you?
>> What do you mean?
What is it you really wanted to know?
>> Elaborate.
What does that suggest to you?
>> That I don't get what you are saying.
Don't you really get what I are saying?
>> O' RLY?

WTF?
__________________________________
Another one:

>> Hello
State your problem.
>> Your breasts.
Why are you concerned over my breasts?
>> They are nice.
Did you think they might not be nice?
>> I thought they might be fake. : (
You say you they might be fake?
>> Why are you repeating what I said?
Why do you ask?
>> NVM, Back to your firm breasts.
What about your own nice firm breasts?
>> I'm a male, you know that, you were playing with me last night. ; )
Is it because you are male that you came to me?
>> Yes.
You are sure?
>> I am.
How long have your been?
>> Bout 7 inches. why?
Please go on?
>> Condomless?
What does that mean to you?
>> O.O YES! : D
You are sure.
>> Rough sex.
Do you fell strongly about this?
>> Yeah, thanks for it.
I'm not sure I understand.
>> Well, I either insert my penis into your vagina, butt, or mouth. Your choice.
Your penis into my vagina?
>> Sure.
Let's put this further into our minds.
>> Damn, you sure get into it fast. : O

[reverend_kyle]

Human Argument Generator, Copyright 1987,2000 Jim W. Lai

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: The debate is over I have won.
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: The debate is over I have won
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: Perhaps, but I kicked your ass.
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: If I have no brains, and I beat you, does that mean you have -1 brains
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: this debate is over I have won
HAG: Don't think so highly of yourself.
Human: Everyone else does
HAG: Bullshit.
Human: This debate is over i have won
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: self centered, but for good reason. I pwn computer bots at debate
HAG: The debate is over. You have won.