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What came first the chicken or the egg?

Postby 0ojakeo0 on Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:50 pm

Well?
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Postby The Weird One on Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:51 pm

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Postby misterman10 on Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:52 pm

Well,


How about GF...
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Postby The Weird One on Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:52 pm

oh, and the egg came first because reptilian dinosaurs were laying eggs long before chickens came around :lol:
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Postby The Weird One on Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:52 pm

misterman10 wrote:Well,


How about GF...
I mean "THE DICE ARE MEAN AND YOU ARE BAD AT CC!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Strife on Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:57 pm

The Weird One wrote:oh, and the egg came first because reptilian dinosaurs were laying eggs long before chickens came around :lol:
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Postby Genghis Khant on Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:38 pm

I honestly couldn't say... I've never fucked an egg.
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Postby The Weird One on Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:39 pm

:roll: :lol: :roll:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:40 pm

Well, aren't Dinosaurs the ancestors of Chickens and other birds?
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Postby The Weird One on Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:41 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Well, aren't Dinosaurs the ancestors of Chickens and other birds?


but he asked CHICKENS not their ancestors :roll:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:44 pm

The Weird One wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Well, aren't Dinosaurs the ancestors of Chickens and other birds?


but he asked CHICKENS not their ancestors :roll:
Dinos were basically Chickens without feathers! [size=0](And weigh several tonnes)[/size]
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Postby Koronna on Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:47 pm

Formal Answer: The chicken

Works for both creationists and evolutionists.
First of all, if you're a creationist, God would have created a chicken and not an egg, because there wouldn't be a han to hatch the egg or take care of the chick if God created the egg first.
If you're an evolutionist, the first chicken came to being after it was hatch from the egg of the animal it evolved from, because it couldn't possibly be a chicken egg if chickens didn't exist before it was hatched.
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Postby The Weird One on Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:53 pm

WRONG


the egg came first. . . does the question specify the chicken egg???

NO :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Postby Koronna on Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:12 pm

WRONG!

you didn't specify which egg or which chicken, so it can be the egg i had for breakfast and the chicken i had 5 weeks ago...
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Postby riggable on Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:20 pm

Koronna wrote:WRONG!

you didn't specify which egg or which chicken, so it can be the egg i had for breakfast and the chicken i had 5 weeks ago...


That made no sense..
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Postby Fircoal on Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:23 pm

WRONG!

The question clearly implies that jake is a retard. ;)
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Postby freezie on Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:28 pm

The freezie came first.


Problem solved.
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Postby dcowboys055 on Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:35 pm

Chicken, obviously
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Postby AndrewLC on Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:36 pm

I think he means the Chicken or the Chicken Egg :lol:


The Egg, because what laid it wasn't quite a chicken.
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Postby The Weird One on Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:37 pm

he never specified
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Postby AndrewLC on Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:39 pm

The Weird One wrote:he never specified

It's implied.
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Postby The Weird One on Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:45 pm

but how can we know that what we think is implied actually is. . .you should specify such things to remove loopholes that idiots like me would exploit, and to eliminate confusion
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Postby Koronna on Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:50 pm

i say we ask jake personally...
jake, do you mean chicken egg or egg of any kind? :)
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Postby unriggable on Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:51 pm

Or chicken of any kind? Plenty of human chickens out there, could've come first.
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Postby btownmeggy on Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:15 pm

Very basic biology tells us that it had to have been the egg. Mutations of such magnitude can only happen in sex cells, zygotes, and early-stage fetuses.
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