How to Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwitch
"Making a peanut butter and jelly sandwitch can be easy to others who can do it, but difficult to others who can't. I am going to make those people be experts at making this particular sandwitch. This is how it's done.
First, you need to have of course, two peaces of bread, a Jar of jelly (Any kind of flavor of jelly you like) and some peanut butter.
Next, you are going to need the materials to make the peanut butter and jelly sandwitch. You need a nice, clean, regular, old, butter knife, a plate thats just big enough to fit the sandwitch into, and a teaspoon or it could be a spoon that you eat mashed potatos with or something.
Then, lay the two peaces of bread out onto a plate. On any peace of the bread, put the jelly on, and on the other peace of bread, put the peanut butter on.
After that, put the peanut butter and jelly touching eachother together.
Finaly, go to some place suituble were your mom and dad will let you eat.
Last, eat it! There now wasn't this fun?"

--Truman