BIDEN RUSHED TO HOSPITAL

[saxitoxin]

Elderly Joe Biden has been rushed to hospital after suffering an injury to his frail bones, it's been reported. Biden, a serial sexual predator and father of a cocaine addict, is widely suspected to have dementia. He is older than 98% of the US population and has a 44% approval rate.

DEVELOPING STORY

[saxitoxin]

Update - Biden was walking his service dog when he lost his balance and toppled over, a situation faced by many elderly Americans. Aides have refused to confirm how devastating his injuries are.

https://www.tmz.com/2020/11/29/joe-bide ... ed-doctor/

Service dogs are used by many elderly people to assist them with daily life tasks. Biden believes he is the oldest president elect in American history. He is the father of a cocaine addict who had an affair with his dead brothers' widow.

[jonesthecurl]

from the story (not "rushed" btw, checked out just in case).

the news is both awesome and somewhat scary. It's great that Biden is active and able-bodied enough to play with his dog, and apparently feisty to the point that he could actually hurt himself ... even slightly.

It'll be cool having a Prez that gets out and there and ruffs it every now and then -- unlike Trump, whose only physical activity is golf ... which is pretty static.

[saxitoxin]

It's great that Biden is active and able-bodied enough to play with his dog

Scary that Biden is so old and frail that we're ecstatic that he's able to do something as simple as throw a ball to his service dog.

[riskllama]

why does he have a service dog? or can i assume you are making that bit up...

[riskllama]

*should i

[saxitoxin]

why does he have a service dog? or can i assume you are making that bit up...

So he was playing with an imaginary dog? Yikes. Even scarier if he's seeing animals that aren't there.

[riskllama]

do you not know the difference between a regular dog & a service dog, saxi?

[saxitoxin]

Video found of Oprah trying to play with Sleepy Joe's imaginary dog!

[riskllama]

you should change your username to "buzzfeed journalist"...

[ConfederateSS]

why does he have a service dog? or can i assume you are making that bit up...

------Most likely to have a dog that can help in his family make money...Hunter was given a few million by China...I think China will pay Biden's Dog a billion...With the Big Guy getting his cut... ...Those stupid ass fake news...Said Biden's dog/s will be the 1st service dog/s in The White House... ...LBJ had a service dog...Can the Fake News get anything correct...or do any fact checking before they start talking... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

[rdsrds2120]

why does he have a service dog? or can i assume you are making that bit up...

------Most likely to have a dog that can help in his family make money...Hunter was given a few million by China...I think China will pay Biden's Dog a billion...With the Big Guy getting his cut... ...Those stupid ass fake news...Said Biden's dog/s will be the 1st service dog/s in The White House... ...LBJ had a service dog...Can the Fake News get anything correct...or do any fact checking before they start talking... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

Incomprehensible.

[betiko]

why does he have a service dog? or can i assume you are making that bit up...

------Most likely to have a dog that can help in his family make money...Hunter was given a few million by China...I think China will pay Biden's Dog a billion...With the Big Guy getting his cut... ...Those stupid ass fake news...Said Biden's dog/s will be the 1st service dog/s in The White House... ...LBJ had a service dog...Can the Fake News get anything correct...or do any fact checking before they start talking... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

Incomprehensible.

well that's big news! I always give up after the first sentence...

So if biden dies throwing a ball at a dog, Kamala Harris is president right?

[rdsrds2120]

Is this a riddle? Is the answer "only if the dog's name is Midnight", or something?

[saxitoxin]

why does he have a service dog? or can i assume you are making that bit up...

------Most likely to have a dog that can help in his family make money...Hunter was given a few million by China...I think China will pay Biden's Dog a billion...With the Big Guy getting his cut... ...Those stupid ass fake news...Said Biden's dog/s will be the 1st service dog/s in The White House... ...LBJ had a service dog...Can the Fake News get anything correct...or do any fact checking before they start talking... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

Incomprehensible.

well that's big news! I always give up after the first sentence...

So if biden dies throwing a ball at a dog, Kamala Harris is president right?

No, Donald Trump is still president regardless of who dies.

[saxitoxin]

UPDATE

DJT has tweeted "get well soon" to the convalescing, elderly Biden.

UPDATE 2

The dog is rumored to be dead. It's believed Biden may have fallen on it when he toppled over. People are demanding to know where Biden's care worker was at the time.

[DoomYoshi]

why does he have a service dog? or can i assume you are making that bit up...

------Most likely to have a dog that can help in his family make money...Hunter was given a few million by China...I think China will pay Biden's Dog a billion...With the Big Guy getting his cut... ...Those stupid ass fake news...Said Biden's dog/s will be the 1st service dog/s in The White House... ...LBJ had a service dog...Can the Fake News get anything correct...or do any fact checking before they start talking... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

Incomprehensible.

well that's big news! I always give up after the first sentence...

So if biden dies throwing a ball at a dog, Kamala Harris is president right?

No, Donald Trump is still president regardless of who dies.

What if the Donald dies? Is he still president?

[saxitoxin]

why does he have a service dog? or can i assume you are making that bit up...

------Most likely to have a dog that can help in his family make money...Hunter was given a few million by China...I think China will pay Biden's Dog a billion...With the Big Guy getting his cut... ...Those stupid ass fake news...Said Biden's dog/s will be the 1st service dog/s in The White House... ...LBJ had a service dog...Can the Fake News get anything correct...or do any fact checking before they start talking... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

Incomprehensible.

well that's big news! I always give up after the first sentence...

So if biden dies throwing a ball at a dog, Kamala Harris is president right?

No, Donald Trump is still president regardless of who dies.

What if the Donald dies?

Not possible.

[jimboston]

Saxi you’re trying too hard.

[DBandit70]

Saxi you’re trying too hard.

I can't wait to see what people like you, think of Biden after 4 years or once he gets impeached. if he even gets in

[jimboston]

Saxi you’re trying too hard.

I can't wait to see what people like you, think of Biden after 4 years or once he gets impeached. if he even gets in

1) He’s already “IN”... come January 20th 2021. Some people just don’t accept reality, but it’s done.

2) I’m not a big Biden “Fan”. He’s just the lesser of two evils IMHO. Though in this case he’s MUCH less “evil”.
There’s almost Zero Chance of Biden being impeached... unless something new comes to light it ain’t happening.

3) I don’t think there’s much difference or much that will change in my direct life regardless of which party holds the White House.
They both suck... and most politicians are in it for themselves. That said they system and gridlock ensures the dial moves slow.

Trump’s the exception, not because his actual policies have impacted me directly... but because his rhetoric and lack or professionalism and dismissal/destruction of political norms have cause real damage to the fundamental structure of our Republic.

[betiko]

Saxi you’re trying too hard.

I can't wait to see what people like you, think of Biden after 4 years or once he gets impeached. if he even gets in

1) He’s already “IN”... come January 20th 2021. Some people just don’t accept reality, but it’s done.

2) I’m not a big Biden “Fan”. He’s just the lesser of two evils IMHO. Though in this case he’s MUCH less “evil”.
There’s almost Zero Chance of Biden being impeached... unless something new comes to light it ain’t happening.

3) I don’t think there’s much difference or much that will change in my direct life regardless of which party holds the White House.
They both suck... and most politicians are in it for themselves. That said they system and gridlock ensures the dial moves slow.

Trump’s the exception, not because his actual policies have impacted me directly... but because his rhetoric and lack or professionalism and dismissal/destruction of political norms have cause real damage to the fundamental structure of our Republic.

i agree with everything here

[saxitoxin]

Saxi you’re trying too hard.

I can't wait to see what people like you, think of Biden after 4 years or once he gets impeached. if he even gets in

1) He’s already “IN”... come January 20th 2021. Some people just don’t accept reality, but it’s done.

2) I’m not a big Biden “Fan”. He’s just the lesser of two evils IMHO. Though in this case he’s MUCH less “evil”.
There’s almost Zero Chance of Biden being impeached... unless something new comes to light it ain’t happening.

3) I don’t think there’s much difference or much that will change in my direct life regardless of which party holds the White House.
They both suck... and most politicians are in it for themselves. That said they system and gridlock ensures the dial moves slow.

Trump’s the exception, not because his actual policies have impacted me directly... but because his rhetoric and lack or professionalism and dismissal/destruction of political norms have cause real damage to the fundamental structure of our Republic.

LOL are you kidding. There's a 70% chance he'll get impeached, just no chance he'll get removed.

You don't get evidence and then decide to impeach someone. You decide to impeach someone and then find a reason to do it. There's always a reason available. We just need nine more seats in the House to push it through.

But we don't want Biden removed because having an 80 year old shut-in as president is preferable to a 62 year-old GILF. Impeachment needs to occur so that Biden is ritually humiliated and his government is destabilized and delegitimized even more than it already is, but should stop short of removal.

[betiko]

Saxi you’re trying too hard.

I can't wait to see what people like you, think of Biden after 4 years or once he gets impeached. if he even gets in

1) He’s already “IN”... come January 20th 2021. Some people just don’t accept reality, but it’s done.

2) I’m not a big Biden “Fan”. He’s just the lesser of two evils IMHO. Though in this case he’s MUCH less “evil”.
There’s almost Zero Chance of Biden being impeached... unless something new comes to light it ain’t happening.

3) I don’t think there’s much difference or much that will change in my direct life regardless of which party holds the White House.
They both suck... and most politicians are in it for themselves. That said they system and gridlock ensures the dial moves slow.

Trump’s the exception, not because his actual policies have impacted me directly... but because his rhetoric and lack or professionalism and dismissal/destruction of political norms have cause real damage to the fundamental structure of our Republic.

LOL are you kidding. There's a 70% chance he'll get impeached, just no chance he'll get removed.

You don't get evidence and then decide to impeach someone. You decide to impeach someone and then find a reason to do it. There's always a reason available. We just need nine more seats in the House to push it through.

But we don't want Biden removed because having an 80 year old shut-in as president is preferable to a 62 year-old GILF. Impeachment needs to occur so that Biden is ritually humiliated and his government is destabilized and delegitimized even more than it already is, but should stop short of removal.

ypu sure sound like someone that wants what's best for his country... considering the president democratically elected hasn't even started his office and hasn't brought up any policy that could piss you off this bad lol. I think you need some rest

[jimboston]

LOL are you kidding. There's a 70% chance he'll get impeached, just no chance he'll get removed.

You don't get evidence and then decide to impeach someone. You decide to impeach someone and then find a reason to do it. There's always a reason available. We just need nine more seats in the House to push it through.

But we don't want Biden removed because having an 80 year old shut-in as president is preferable to a 62 year-old GILF. Impeachment needs to occur so that Biden is ritually humiliated and his government is destabilized and delegitimized even more than it already is, but should stop short of removal.

1) Kamala Harris was born in Oct. 1964. She is 56, not 62. She will be 56 when she is sworn in on January 20th as the first female VPOTUS.

2) Kamala is not a GILF as she’s need to be. grandmother for that title to be accurate. She is the step-mother of two adult-children. I think that qualifies her for MILF... but not GILF. Maybe SMILF if you want to be picky.

3) What do you want to bet against your claimed “70% Chance” of impeachment? Name your terms. I know you won’t because you’re all talk.