Make our planet great again!

[betiko]

Once again France outclasses the youessofay. Trump out of the COP21 agreements proves to the world what a sorry ass president the us has, and what a great youg leader we have in France. Europe and China ahead, usa once again being a small nation with backwards thinking. Losers!

[DoomYoshi]

Shh... I'm trying to bingewatch My 600 lb. life. I bet you don't have TLC in France.

[TeeGee]

everybody, get out your graters and start grating

[riskllama]

it is rather short sighted, isn't it?

[TeeGee]

it is rather short sighted, isn't it?

better?

[saxitoxin]

France

[ConfederateSS]

------"F"-----The earth...Cut down more trees...We need more cardboard boxes to carry our beer in. ...Pave paradise ,put up a parking lot...Put the last trees in a museum, charge everyone a $1.50 to see'em...Pave paradise ,put up a parking lot... The only green Americans want to see is ...THE M...O...N...E...Y... ... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... ...We elected the right man for the job...

[mrswdk]

These events have inspired me to write a poem. I hope you all enjoy and find some meaning in it.

爬座山山， 吃套橄榄
天空蓝蓝，川普闪闪

[riskllama]

it is rather short sighted, isn't it?

better?

keychain cheeses?!?

[djelebert]

Here's what even Trump thinks about cheese joke !

[Dukasaur]

Here's what even Trump thinks about cheese joke !

I thought he was describing his family jewels?

[djelebert]

I prefer to take it as laughable...

[betiko]

This morning I woke up with a massive hard on; I looked at it and I thought to myself... It's so good to be French!

[saxitoxin]

This morning I woke up with a massive hard on; I looked at it and I thought to myself... It's so good to be French!

LOL, not sure why you're celebrating. All this means is that you're now left to pay the costs of cleaning up all our shit while our industrial sector widens its competitive business advantage over you.

We just got you to spend €100 a month to mow our lawn while we now have an extra €100 a month to spend on coke and strippers. Macron is a great salesman if he convinced you that somehow you came out ahead in this deal.

French unemployment rate: 9.6% and ↑
US unemployment rate: 4.6% and ↓

[mrswdk]

French unemployment rate: 9.6% and ↑
US unemployment rate: 4.6% and ↓

You're just proving betiko's point there, saxi. Annihilating all its industry is central to France's efforts to reduce emissions. No economic activity = no emissions.

[waauw]

All this proves is that the US is no longer capable of leading the world. Today the real leaders of the world are meeting in the EU-China summit.

[mrswdk]

All this proves is that the US is no longer capable of leading the world. Today the real leaders of the world are meeting in the EU-China summit.

Yes, the leaders of the world are currently meeting representatives of the EU to tell them what they need to do.

[saxitoxin]

Today the real leaders of the world are meeting in the EU-China summit.

We're finally getting all the details today about what happened the last time an EU nation forgot its place ...

-Gen Wlodzimierz Potasinski's contained six body parts belonging to four other people
-Archbishop Miron Chodakowski's coffin contained his body from the waist up and the body of Gen Tadeusz Ploski from the waist down
-Only half of Gen Ploski's body was found in his coffin.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40130300

... they really "lost their heads!"

I'm sure Donald Tusk knows the exact length of his leash.

[BoganGod]

This morning I woke up with a massive hard on; I looked at it and I thought to myself... It's so good to be French!

So did you cook it like A) Snails B) Frog's Legs C) A very small quail's egg.

[mookiemcgee]

it is rather short sighted, isn't it?

better?

keychain cheeses?!?

Just a normal cheese grater in trumps gigantic hands.

[betiko]

it is rather short sighted, isn't it?

better?

keychain cheeses?!?

Just a normal cheese grater in trumps gigantic hands.

Isn t there a proportions problem with these saucage hands?

[betiko]

This morning I woke up with a massive hard on; I looked at it and I thought to myself... It's so good to be French!

LOL, not sure why you're celebrating. All this means is that you're now left to pay the costs of cleaning up all our shit while our industrial sector widens its competitive business advantage over you.

We just got you to spend €100 a month to mow our lawn while we now have an extra €100 a month to spend on coke and strippers. Macron is a great salesman if he convinced you that somehow you came out ahead in this deal.

French unemployment rate: 9.6% and ↑
US unemployment rate: 4.6% and ↓

Yeah great, you re talking about all kind of shit job contracts with 4$/hour wage comparing it to all the benefits a french job contract gets... and all the benefits a french unemployed gets over an american unemplyed! Apples and pears ...running down the stairs mate!

[riskllama]

Betty is right, 'murica sucks - and, to a lesser extent, so does Canada.

[riskllama]

oh yeah - lol, mook...

[saxitoxin]

and all the benefits a french unemployed

that's the reason you're all unemployed in the first place ... no one is willing to open a business in France because they can't fire lazy Frenchmen

gets over an american unemplyed

What unemployed? Less than 5% is statistical full employment. Statistically, everyone in the US is employed

French unemployment rate: 9.6% and ↑
US unemployment rate: 4.3% and ↓

While you spend the next 50 years in an agrarian economy with 10% unemployment that is stuck with the bill of cleaning up American pollution, the furnaces of industry will be burning late into the night in North America to pay for our giant luxury cars, ridiculously large homes, huge warehouses of tanks and guns, attack dogs at the borders, and overflowing plates of fine, cured meats. The money keeps rolling in!