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Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby mrswdk on Thu Mar 24, 2016 4:34 am

ITT we rate smouldering hot yet morally appropriate females.

Lady number 1: Jasmine.

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Final score: 5.3

Lady number 2: Fellaini

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Final score: 5.8

Lady number 3: Rosmah.

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Final score: 7.0

Lady number 4: Nadjet.

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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby mrswdk on Thu Mar 24, 2016 4:36 am

Feel free to nominate your own entrants, but please note:

- All models must be grown adults who have entered this competition with their husband's permission.

- Any contestants must have proven their virginity via the Peperami Test prior to entering participating in this competition - non-virgin women conjure up haram mental images of themselves losing their virginity in men's minds and are strictly forbidden.

- No fat chicks.
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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby betiko on Thu Mar 24, 2016 7:10 am

here is Rashida:

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she's 25, has huge perky boobs, a perfect ass, an angel face and her hobby is extramarital fellatio.
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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby waauw on Thu Mar 24, 2016 7:26 am

Fatimah, she comes with 2 goats and a camel.

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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Mar 24, 2016 9:13 am

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Her name is Abelarda and she's a gold digger who thrives in Jordon.
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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby GabonX on Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:33 am

You guys really should be posting documentation indicating these women are of an appropriate age. How are we supposed to judge whether or not they have a "child's face" if they're wearing burkas?
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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby Bernie Sanders on Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:02 am

GabonX wrote:You guys really should be posting documentation indicating these women are of an appropriate age. How are we supposed to judge whether or not they have a "child's face" if they're wearing burkas?
Dukasaur wrote:It's not necessary to guess. If there's any doubt whatsoever, play it safe and don't post them.

It's not the facial looks that determine age, duh.
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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby GabonX on Fri Mar 25, 2016 12:47 pm

TA1LGUNN3R disagrees with you.
viewtopic.php?p=4800186#p4800186

I'm just trying to understand the standards here, because right now this is dangerous sexual anarchy.
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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby mrswdk on Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:03 pm

Bernie probably has a lot more experience with underage bodies than Tails.
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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby Symmetry on Fri Mar 25, 2016 5:13 pm

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I guess Muslims all look the same to you though.
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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby waauw on Fri Mar 25, 2016 5:17 pm

Symmetry, there is no place for sensible comments in this thread.
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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby Symmetry on Fri Mar 25, 2016 5:27 pm

waauw wrote:Symmetry, there is no place for sensible comments in this thread.


Likely true. It's weird how many people like to go after Muslims when they have literally no clue what they're talking about though. I mean, seriously, if you're gonna start a thread about burkas, you'd think you'd start by knowing what a burka is.

Anyway, carry on all...
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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby waauw on Fri Mar 25, 2016 5:53 pm

Symmetry wrote:
waauw wrote:Symmetry, there is no place for sensible comments in this thread.


Likely true. It's weird how many people like to go after Muslims when they have literally no clue what they're talking about though. I mean, seriously, if you're gonna start a thread about burkas, you'd think you'd start by knowing what a burka is.

Anyway, carry on all...


Why not? So many people believe in theories and religions they don't actually know.
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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby Symmetry on Fri Mar 25, 2016 6:02 pm

waauw wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
waauw wrote:Symmetry, there is no place for sensible comments in this thread.


Likely true. It's weird how many people like to go after Muslims when they have literally no clue what they're talking about though. I mean, seriously, if you're gonna start a thread about burkas, you'd think you'd start by knowing what a burka is.

Anyway, carry on all...


Why not? So many people believe in theories and religions they don't actually know.


Of course they do, but that seems like such a broad platitude that it's essentially a cop out. A kind of intellectual shoulder shrug.
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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Mar 25, 2016 6:06 pm

GabonX wrote:TA1LGUNN3R disagrees with you.
viewtopic.php?p=4800186#p4800186

I'm just trying to understand the standards here, because right now this is dangerous sexual anarchy.


As pubescent teens enter adulthood, their bodies experience morphological changes. While humorous that you seem to disagree here, one of the changes in both males and females is the filling out of the face as circulating estradiol and testoserone affect bone growth.

So yes, faces are certainly an indicator of age. Go look at even your high school pics and you'll look a lot different. Suck it up, cupcake.

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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby notyou2 on Fri Mar 25, 2016 6:09 pm

GabonX wrote:You guys really should be posting documentation indicating these women are of an appropriate age. How are we supposed to judge whether or not they have a "child's face" if they're wearing burkas?
Dukasaur wrote:It's not necessary to guess. If there's any doubt whatsoever, play it safe and don't post them.


Get your kiddy porn elsewhere gabon. This is an adult thread.
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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby Serbia on Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:49 pm

Symmetry wrote:
waauw wrote:Symmetry, there is no place for sensible comments in this thread.


Likely true. It's weird how many people like to go after Muslims when they have literally no clue what they're talking about though. I mean, seriously, if you're gonna start a thread about burkas, you'd think you'd start by knowing what a burka is.

Anyway, carry on all...


BECAUSE THIS THREAD IS:

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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby Symmetry on Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:54 pm

Serbia, what's your take on Serbian leader Radovan Karadzic being tried for massacring Muslims?
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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby Serbia on Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:57 pm

Symmetry wrote:Serbia, what's your take on Bosnian-Serb leader Radovan Karadzic being tried for massacring Muslims?


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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby Symmetry on Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:13 pm

Serbia wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Serbia, what's your take on Bosnian-Serb leader Radovan Karadzic being tried for massacring Muslims?


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Bollocks.


Ah- the Karadzic defence. Guess I should have expected that.
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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby Serbia on Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:21 pm

Symmetry wrote:Ah- the Karadzic defence. Guess I should have expected that.


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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby Symmetry on Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:31 pm

Serbia wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Ah- the Karadzic defence. Guess I should have expected that.


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Bollocks.



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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby mrswdk on Fri Mar 25, 2016 9:32 pm

We should all make a pact to just not reply to Symmetry's nonsense.

Jasmine currently scoring 5.2! Which way will OT's collective thumb swing?
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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby Symmetry on Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:11 pm

mrswdk wrote:We should all make a pact to just not reply to Symmetry's nonsense.

Jasmine currently scoring 5.2! Which way will OT's collective thumb swing?


Well, that's just mean.

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Re: Rate the burka (sexy, NSFW)

Postby Serbia on Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:33 pm

Psst, Sym, you already posted that image. In this very thread. Not five hours earlier. If you won't pay attention to what you post, why should the rest of us?

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