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What's the craziest U.S. based religion?

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:05 pm

What's the craziest U.S. based religion? Here's a comparison I copy/pasted from adher7nts.org -

Amish (Old Order)
- Famous Members: ?
- Sex: Allowed; Dancing: Allowed; Blood Transfusions: Allowed; Voting: Allowed
- Current Worldwide Membership: 300,000
- Beliefs: Believe using machinery or electricity is covered by the Bible's prohibition on arrogance.

Assemblies of God
- Famous Members: John Ashcroft, Elvis Presley, Jonas Bros.
- Sex: Allowed; Dancing: Prohibited; Blood Transfusions: Allowed; Voting: Allowed
- Current Worldwide Membership: 63 million
- Beliefs: Believe the Holy Spirit can posses the human body and speak through it in an angelic language ("tongues").

Jehovah's Witnesses
- Famous Members: Venus Williams, Michael Jackson, Marlon Wayans
- Sex: Allowed; Dancing: Allowed; Blood Transfusions: Prohibited; Voting: Prohibited
- Current Worldwide Membership: 8 million
- Beliefs: Believe the world is about to end at any moment and only 144,000 people will be saved.

Mormons (Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints)
- Famous Members: Mitt Romney, Donny Osmond, Orson Scott Card
- Sex: Required/Encouraged; Dancing: Allowed; Blood Transfusions: Allowed; Voting: Allowed
- Current Worldwide Membership: 15 million
- Beliefs: Believe God used to be a human being who lived on a planet in a different solar system but evolved into a divine being who sent the ghost of John the Baptist to New York in the 1820s to speak to Joseph Smith.

Nation of Islam
- Famous Members: Snoop Dogg, Malcolm X
- Sex: Allowed; Dancing: Allowed; Blood Transfusions: Allowed; Voting: Allowed
- Current Worldwide Membership: 50,000
- Beliefs: Believe Wallace Muhammed of Detroit, Michigan is the Messiah.

Shakers (United Society of Believers in Christ's Second Appearing)
- Famous Members: ?
- Sex: Prohibited; Dancing: Required / Encouraged; Blood Transfusions: Allowed; Voting: Allowed
- Current Worldwide Membership: 4
- Beliefs: Believe they receive messages from God while dancing; men and women should be equal in church affairs.
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Re: If you had to join a U.S.-based church, which would you?

Postby Symmetry on Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:33 pm

TLDR version- Saxi bought some furniture, it broke, can't get a refund.
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Re: If you had to join a U.S.-based church, which would you?

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:37 pm

Symmetry wrote:TLDR version- Saxi bought some furniture, it broke, can't get a refund.


SORRY WE DONT ALL GET THE 15% EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT AT IKEA LIKE YOU MR HOT STUFF
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Re: If you had to join a U.S.-based church, which would you?

Postby Symmetry on Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:49 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Symmetry wrote:TLDR version- Saxi bought some furniture, it broke, can't get a refund.


SORRY WE DONT ALL GET THE 15% EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT AT IKEA LIKE YOU MR HOT STUFF


I get the discount because I got the loyalty card. I don't get why you're constantly suggesting that I work there.

I'm not even all that loyal.
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Re: If you had to join a U.S.-based church, which would you?

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:55 pm

Symmetry wrote:
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Symmetry wrote:TLDR version- Saxi bought some furniture, it broke, can't get a refund.


SORRY WE DONT ALL GET THE 15% EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT AT IKEA LIKE YOU MR HOT STUFF


I get the discount because I got the loyalty card. I don't get why you're constantly suggesting that I work there.

I'm not even all that loyal.


Typical elitist old boy networks; George Bush and Skull & Bones, Symmetry and the IKEA Loyalty Club, etc.
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Re: If you had to join a U.S.-based church, which would you?

Postby Symmetry on Fri Feb 26, 2016 5:02 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
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Symmetry wrote:TLDR version- Saxi bought some furniture, it broke, can't get a refund.


SORRY WE DONT ALL GET THE 15% EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT AT IKEA LIKE YOU MR HOT STUFF


I get the discount because I got the loyalty card. I don't get why you're constantly suggesting that I work there.

I'm not even all that loyal.


Typical elitist old boy networks; George Bush and Skull & Bones, Symmetry and the IKEA Loyalty Club, etc.


They lost my loyalty when they discontinued the Billy bookshelf. Plus the meatballs were really overrated.
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Re: What's the craziest U.S. based religion?

Postby waauw on Fri Feb 26, 2016 7:46 pm

Westboro baptist church.
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Re: What's the craziest U.S. based religion?

Postby jgordon1111 on Fri Feb 26, 2016 9:10 pm

waauw wrote:Westboro baptist church.


Yep prime example of a cult passing as a accepted Christian religion
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Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Feb 26, 2016 9:12 pm

jgordon1111 wrote:
waauw wrote:Westboro baptist church.


Yep prime example of a cult passing as a accepted Christian religion


Hmm yes, indeed. Funny how that happens...

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Re: If you had to join a U.S.-based church, which would you?

Postby Serbia on Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:36 pm

Symmetry wrote:I'm not even all that loyal.


That's what he said!

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Re: What's the craziest U.S. based religion?

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:44 pm

Saxi, you never mentioned the sacred mormon underwear.......I am disappointed and surely it would sway the discerning voter.
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Re: What's the craziest U.S. based religion?

Postby 2dimes on Sat Feb 27, 2016 12:22 am

Is Saxi the leader of the shakers? Who are the other three members?
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Re: What's the craziest U.S. based religion?

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Feb 27, 2016 12:31 am

2dimes wrote:Is Saxi the leader of the shakers? Who are the other three members?


according to the Wikipedia article, they are Sister June Carpenter, Brother Arnold Hadd, and Sister Frances Carr

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakers#M ... ay_Shakers
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Re: What's the craziest U.S. based religion?

Postby patches70 on Sat Feb 27, 2016 3:46 am

Scientology. Based in california deserves a vote
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Postby ConfederateSS on Sat Feb 27, 2016 4:07 am

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Re: What's the craziest U.S. based religion?

Postby Quirk on Sat Feb 27, 2016 10:49 am

My first run-in with the police involved the Assembly of God. I was 16, drunk and trying to change their sign to read "Assembly of Dogs" when the juvenile officer drove by. However, the Southern Baptists gave me the biggest hassle. They run my home town. They used to knock on our door and ask for me by name.
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Re: What's the craziest U.S. based religion?

Postby jgordon1111 on Sat Feb 27, 2016 12:56 pm

Quirk wrote:My first run-in with the police involved the Assembly of God. I was 16, drunk and trying to change their sign to read "Assembly of Dogs" when the juvenile officer drove by. However, the Southern Baptists gave me the biggest hassle. They run my home town. They used to knock on our door and ask for me by name.


Sounds like average small town, Midwest or southern state? Guessing less than 10,000 seems about right, using religion as leverage to control everything
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Re: What's the craziest U.S. based religion?

Postby KoolBak on Sat Feb 27, 2016 2:13 pm

The Way

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Way_International

These people are whacked...I tell you what. A good friend is one of these....we agreed years ago that he will not discuss it around me or anyone I know, and I won't kill him.

No churches....just clandestine, dark meetings in living rooms with god knows what on the shady agenda....seriously weird.
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Re: What's the craziest U.S. based religion?

Postby jgordon1111 on Sat Feb 27, 2016 4:01 pm

KoolBak wrote:The Way

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Way_International

These people are whacked...I tell you what. A good friend is one of these....we agreed years ago that he will not discuss it around me or anyone I know, and I won't kill him.

No churches....just clandestine, dark meetings in living rooms with god knows what on the shady agenda....seriously weird.


I am guessing if you agreed not to discuss, yet remain friends,he doesn't try to push it on you. That's one up on almost every other traditional religion in the world.my two cents live and let live. Never heard of that one before

Sidenote real friends are harder to come by than religion
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Re: What's the craziest U.S. based religion?

Postby jgordon1111 on Sat Feb 27, 2016 4:30 pm

Went and looked it up, like most religion's money based, everything else seemed interpretative as all religion's are, what stood out was the orgy, wife swap stuff, if true I would like for their leadership to explain how that is in anyway known to be a design of God.

Overall opinion, not recommendable, just on edge of being full blown cult nutters
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Re: What's the craziest U.S. based religion?

Postby Symmetry on Sat Feb 27, 2016 9:39 pm

patches70 wrote:Scientology. Based in california deserves a vote


I had money on Gordie being the first to take the bait.
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Re: What's the craziest U.S. based religion?

Postby Metsfanmax on Sun Feb 28, 2016 12:19 am

Bernie Sanders.
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Postby Symmetry on Sun Feb 28, 2016 12:32 am

Metsfanmax wrote:Bernie Sanders.


Huh, the only Jewish candidate to get a primary win. What makes you think that he's the craziest religion-wise?
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Re: What's the craziest U.S. based religion?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Feb 28, 2016 2:04 am

Symmetry wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Bernie Sanders.


Huh, the only Jewish candidate to get a primary win. What makes you think that he's the craziest religion-wise?


Mets wasn't saying Bernie is crazy, Mets was saying the Church of Bernie is crazy.
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Postby saxitoxin on Sun Feb 28, 2016 2:09 am

patches70 wrote:Scientology. Based in california deserves a vote


When I lived in LA I used to always drive by their "Psychiatry an Industry of Death Museum" but I never went in because I was afraid I'd end up on a mailing list.
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