hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

[demigod]

love the irony! especially as someone who suffered from this would be afraid to tell another person what their fear was... for fear of using a big word

[Iliad]

the point of this thread is?
We are supposed to do what?

[Neutrino]

the point of this thread is?
We are supposed to do what?

Spam, obviously.

[demigod]

nothing... just spreading some philological joy

but come to think about it - if you know of any other amusing ironies i'd be keen to hear them.

[Iliad]

the point of this thread is?
We are supposed to do what?

Spam, obviously.

Here:
A collection of all of the adapted quotes so far
Could you tell me why the last one got deleted? I can change this.
Also I don't mean offence with any of this I just wanted to create some funny quotes. So please don't delete this.
Hecter: Madness! This is Spamalot!

Hecter: Knights! Tonight we dine in Flame Wars!



Narrator: The flamers were weak and the banned flamers were unoriginal.

Cynthia: Spammer
Hecter: Yes, my Lady
Cynthia: Come back with your account, or on it

VincentM: Mods, they failed the Lack's test, and a turtle who fancies himself a god feels a very human chill crawl up his shell.

Mod: Choose your next posts carefully, Hecter. They may be your last, as King.
Hecter: You bring the names and post counts of banned accounts to my thread, you insult my queen and you threaten my spammers with banning and forum banning...Oh I’ve chosen my posts carefully mod. Perhaps you
should have done the same.

Hecter: You have many mods, lack. But few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my spammers more than your whips.
Lackattack: It's not the lash they fear. It is my divine power.

Hecter: This is where we spam! This is where they fail!
Captain: On these keyboards, boys!
[Spammers cheer]
Hecter: Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

AK Iceman: Our posters will block out the sun.
VincentM: Then we will spam in the shade.

Ak Iceman: My signature!
VincentM: It's not yours, anymore!!!

Hecter: My spammers, gather round! No retreat, no surrender; that is Spammalot's law and by Spammalot's law we will stand and spam... and be banned. A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and will know, that 300 Spammers gave their last posts to defend it!

Dirtydishsoap: For 500 days they've served the dark will of Turtle kings. Eyes as dark as night... teeth, filed to fangs... souless. The personal guard to king Lackattack himself, the Turtle poster elite. The deadliest posting force in all of conquer club. The Mods.

Hecter: Submission...that's a bit of a problem. See rumor has it, the Athenians have already turned you down. And if those philosophers and eh, boy lovers have that kind of nerve...!

Lack: Yours is a fascinating clan. Defiant even in the face of banning. There is much our cultures could share.
Hecter: Perhaps you haven't noticed, but we've been sharing our culture with you all morning.

Hecter: Moderators... we'll put their name to the test.

Captain: They look tired!
Hecter: Well let's give them something to see! To the spamming pictures!

[DilrtyDishSoap is putting a patch over his avatar]
Hecter: Dirtydishsoap, I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
Dirtydishsoap: Hardly, my lord, it's just an avatar. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

Hecter: This is where we hold them. This is where we spam. This is where they fail.

Lackattack: Your ASA* rivals will stop posting... if you but you will stop posting.
Hecter: That is quite an offer. Only a mad man would refuse it. But this stop posting business... I'm afraid spamming all those threads of yours has left me with a nasty cramp in the hand I type surrender with.

hecter:Let me guess, you must be Lackattack

Hecter:What must a king do to save his kingdom:
cynthia:Instead ask yourself: what must a free spammer do?"

Hecter:Knights! What is your proffesion?"
"SPAM!"

Lackattack: I will erase Spamalot from the forum......The world will never even know you existed at all.
Hecter: The world will know that free spammers stood against a mod, that few stood against many"

[Neutrino]

Betcha' this one will get deleted just like the other ones.

[Iliad]

Betcha' this one will get deleted just like the other ones.

Doesn't matter I have a copy on the front page of spamalot and one somewhere in the middle.

[Dancing Mustard]

If we keep getting milk-run threads like these we'll get so good at spamming that we'll end up inducing spamophobia into some poor first-time poster

[Iliad]

If we keep getting milk-run threads like these we'll get so good at spamming that we'll end up inducing spamophobia into some poor first-time poster

Introduce? Hell lord twiggy has it!

[Dancing Mustard]

Heh heh. He did indeed feel the full wrath of Spamalot's fury.

[Iliad]

Heh heh. He did indeed feel the full wrath of Spamalot's fury.

And now with colaalone, the picture spammer and me the quote spammer, Spamalot is only getting stronger.

[Dancing Mustard]

It's like X-men or something, whole new breeds of spammer are emerging, with super-spam-powers... you need some kind of snappy name for your kind

[Iliad]

It's like X-men or something, whole new breeds of spammer are emerging, with super-spam-powers... you need some kind of snappy name for your kind

What kind? Quote spammer?

[Dancing Mustard]

Yeah, and picture spammers, and who knows maybe even types of spammers we haven't invented yet... but you need a snappy monicker to differentiate yourself from the rank and file spammer

[Iliad]

Yeah, and picture spammers, and who knows maybe even types of spammers we haven't invented yet... but you need a snappy monicker to differentiate yourself from the rank and file spammer

300 quote spammer?
300 spammer?
Spammer of quotes
Spammadapter of quotes?

[lord twiggy1]

If we keep getting milk-run threads like these we'll get so good at spamming that we'll end up inducing spamophobia into some poor first-time poster

Introduce? Hell lord twiggy has it!

how can you say i have spamophobia, i spam, which means i cant have spamaphobia

[lord twiggy1]

and iliad, i have only like ten less posts than u

[Dancing Mustard]

If we keep getting milk-run threads like these we'll get so good at spamming that we'll end up inducing spamophobia into some poor first-time poster

Introduce? Hell lord twiggy has it!

how can you say i have spamophobia, i spam, which means i cant have spamaphobia

Spamalotaphobia perhaps?


Oooh, that rolls of the toungue quite nicely y'know.

[Iliad]

If we keep getting milk-run threads like these we'll get so good at spamming that we'll end up inducing spamophobia into some poor first-time poster

Introduce? Hell lord twiggy has it!

how can you say i have spamophobia, i spam, which means i cant have spamaphobia

He meant you have spamalotphobia
Now fear us:
Here:
A collection of all of the adapted quotes so far
Could you tell me why the last one got deleted? I can change this.
Also I don't mean offence with any of this I just wanted to create some funny quotes. So please don't delete this.
Hecter: Madness! This is Spamalot!

Hecter: Knights! Tonight we dine in Flame Wars!



Narrator: The flamers were weak and the banned flamers were unoriginal.

Cynthia: Spammer
Hecter: Yes, my Lady
Cynthia: Come back with your account, or on it

VincentM: Mods, they failed the Lack's test, and a turtle who fancies himself a god feels a very human chill crawl up his shell.

Mod: Choose your next posts carefully, Hecter. They may be your last, as King.
Hecter: You bring the names and post counts of banned accounts to my thread, you insult my queen and you threaten my spammers with banning and forum banning...Oh I’ve chosen my posts carefully mod. Perhaps you
should have done the same.

Guilty_Biscuit wrote:
Hecter: You have many mods, lack. But few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my spammers more than your whips.
Lackattack: It's not the lash they fear. It is my divine power.



Hecter: This is where we spam! This is where they fail!
Captain: On these keyboards, boys!
[Spammers cheer]
Hecter: Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

AK Iceman: Our posters will block out the sun.
VincentM: Then we will spam in the shade.

Ak Iceman: My signature!
VincentM: It's not yours, anymore!!!

Hecter: My spammers, gather round! No retreat, no surrender; that is Spammalot's law and by Spammalot's law we will stand and spam... and be banned. A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and will know, that 300 Spammers gave their last posts to defend it!

Dirtydishsoap: For 500 days they've served the dark will of Turtle kings. Eyes as dark as night... teeth, filed to fangs... souless. The personal guard to king Lackattack himself, the Turtle poster elite. The deadliest posting force in all of conquer club. The Mods.

Hecter: Submission...that's a bit of a problem. See rumor has it, the Athenians have already turned you down. And if those philosophers and eh, boy lovers have that kind of nerve...!

Lack: Yours is a fascinating clan. Defiant even in the face of banning. There is much our cultures could share.
Hecter: Perhaps you haven't noticed, but we've been sharing our culture with you all morning.

Hecter: Moderators... we'll put their name to the test.

Captain: They look tired!
Hecter: Well let's give them something to see! To the spamming pictures!

[DilrtyDishSoap is putting a patch over his avatar]
Hecter: Dirtydishsoap, I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
Dirtydishsoap: Hardly, my lord, it's just an avatar. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

Hecter: This is where we hold them. This is where we spam. This is where they fail.

Lackattack: Your ASA* rivals will stop posting... if you but you will stop posting.
Hecter: That is quite an offer. Only a mad man would refuse it. But this stop posting business... I'm afraid spamming all those threads of yours has left me with a nasty cramp in the hand I type surrender with.

hecter:Let me guess, you must be Lackattack

Hecter:What must a king do to save his kingdom:
cynthia:Instead ask yourself: what must a free spammer do?"

Hecter:Knights! What is your proffesion?"
"SPAM!"

Lackattack: I will erase Spamalot from the forum......The world will never even know you existed at all.
Hecter: The world will know that free spammers stood against a mod, that few stood against many"

[Iliad]

You fastposted me! And you had the same idea!

[lord twiggy1]

You fastposted me! And you had the same idea!

how can you say i have spamalotphobia. i post on there alot you idiots. i dont have any phobias on here

[Dancing Mustard]

Word!

[Iliad]

You fastposted me! And you had the same idea!

how can you say i have spamalotphobia. i post on there alot you idiots. i dont have any phobias on here

Time to fix that. Knights spam lord twiggy's threads on my command!

[Iliad]

How did you do that? I swear you are the fastposting spammer!

[Dancing Mustard]

I manipulate the fabric of the universe to travel back in time to fastpost people. Y'know, keeps me off the streets.