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IT'S 4/20 ;) IF ARE IN THE KNOW....then you know

Postby DIXIE on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:13 am

If you are a smoker a toker if you like a fat hootie or a pinny if you love the ganja like Mary Jane,if you like to wake and bake ..today is the sacred 4-20 folks! \:D/ =D> :mrgreen: .....so what time is it??if you have to ask then plz pass the bowl to me ill hit it for us both;)

Happy 420 to all fellow pot lovers..and smoke up :!: :!: :!: :P :?
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Postby Aegnor on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:14 am

Right on! Or something.. eh.
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Postby trestain on Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:04 am

i'm from england so i have never heard of this 4/20 day. I celebrate your 4/20 every day though :lol:
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Postby vtmarik on Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:05 am

"Are you on a cellular phone? [pause] I don't know you. Who is this? I'm hanging up. Prank Caller! PRANK CALLER!"
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:06 am

Sadly, today is also the 8 year anniversary of Columbine....
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Postby trestain on Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:09 am

vtmarik wrote:"Are you on a cellular phone? [pause] I don't know you. Who is this? I'm hanging up. Prank Caller! PRANK CALLER!"


what film is this from??? i was probably too stoned when i watched it to remember but i recognise the quote :lol:
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Postby vtmarik on Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:29 am

trestain wrote:
vtmarik wrote:"Are you on a cellular phone? [pause] I don't know you. Who is this? I'm hanging up. Prank Caller! PRANK CALLER!"


what film is this from??? i was probably too stoned when i watched it to remember but i recognise the quote :lol:


Pulp Fiction, it's my auto-response to anything regarding drugs.

It's more toker-friendly than "I plead the 5th"
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Postby trestain on Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:35 am

lol thats right i remember now, it's the hippie guy that john travolta gets his heroin from
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Postby Sammy gags on Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:32 am

Screw it, I don't feel like it today
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:25 pm

I plead the fifth.


What IS the fifth?
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Postby salr15 on Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:28 pm

5th amendment:

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:30 pm

ah
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Postby Incandenza on Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:09 pm

"It's Friday, you ain't got no job, and I'm gonna get you high."

"You ever check out the back of a twenty dollar bill... ON WEED?"

"Yo, smoke some of this shit, and I guarantee you'll see a sailboat, the sky, maybe even a couple of big-titty mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit."

Happy 4/20, all.
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Postby salr15 on Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:18 pm

Afroman:

(intro.)Its like i dont care about nothing man...
Roll another joint...
ooohh
la da da da la da da la la da da

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why(why man)

Chorus:
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I could'a cheated and I could'a passed but I got high(uh uh la la da da)
I'm takin it next semester and I know why(why man) (hey hey)

chorus

(go to the next one, go to the next one, go to the next one)
I was gonna go to work but then I got high(ohh,ohh)
I just got a new promotion but I got high(la da da da da)
Now I'm selling dope and I know why(why man)

chorus

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high(no you wasn't)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why(why man)(yeah eh eh)

chorus

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high(uh, i'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high(uh)
Now I'm a paraplegic( ha ha ha) and I know why(why man)

chorus

I was gonna pay my car and note until I got high (say what say what?)
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high (uh uh)
Now the tow truck is pullin away and I know why (why man)

chorus

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high (ooh) (im serious)
I was gonna eat your pussy too(ohhh) but then I got high
Now i'm jackin' off (ahh) and I know why(trying to shut off ha ha ha)

chorus

I messed up my entire life because I got high (go go go)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high say (what say what say what?)
Now I'm sleepin on the side walk and I know why (why man)
(yeah yeah)

chorus

Ima stop singing this song because I'm high(raise the ceiling... baby)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high(bring it back)
And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why(why man?) (yeah eh eh)

Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
la la da da da da la da da da shoobe do be do wa skibitty do da da da la
get jiggy with it scubbydooby wa
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:20 pm

Stick it in your mouth and blow
Deep down in your throat :lol:
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Postby GreecePwns on Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:17 pm

I can feel my eyes turning red right now.
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Postby unriggable on Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:25 pm

4-21 I try shrooms.
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Postby gimpyThewonder on Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:05 pm

I almost forgot the High Holy Holiday. damn those pesky memory problems. i guess i better go make up for it
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Postby dcowboys055 on Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:14 pm

There was dog searches at school today.
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Postby trestain on Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:17 pm

dcowboys055 wrote:There was dog searches at school today.


And what did you find on those dogs 8)
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Postby dcowboys055 on Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:18 pm

i hate to make a one word post but here goes

lol.
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Postby GreecePwns on Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:31 pm

that was 12 words, buddy.

you really are high.
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Postby Jgood on Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:02 pm

Incandenza wrote:"It's Friday, you ain't got no job, and I'm gonna get you high."

"You ever check out the back of a twenty dollar bill... ON WEED?"

"Yo, smoke some of this shit, and I guarantee you'll see a sailboat, the sky, maybe even a couple of big-titty mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit."

Happy 4/20, all.


Friday

Half Baked

Mallrats


all great flicks!
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Postby vtmarik on Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:36 pm

Don't forget:

"Dude, Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens man!"

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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:23 pm

I refuse to get high today and be a cliche.
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