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Well, the Bible said this would happen......

Postby jay_a2j on Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:52 am

Math 24:5 "For many will come in my name, saying, 'I am the Christ,' and will deceive many."


http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2925021&page=1



This one is in Houston (from Puerto Rico) and I have heard there is another making that claim in Asia.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:34 am

How do people really believe he is jesus?
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Postby luns101 on Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:59 am

Yeah, I read passages like that in the Bible which say that there will be many people who will make false claims. It's quite startling to actually see it in a news story from a major news outlet.
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Postby Aegnor on Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:25 am

I also seen a guy on Israeli TV the other night who claimed he was Jesus, some people just need to be put away.
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Re: Well, the Bible said this would happen......

Postby vtmarik on Sat Mar 10, 2007 7:28 am

jay_a2j wrote:Math 24:5 "For many will come in my name, saying, 'I am the Christ,' and will deceive many."


http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2925021&page=1



This one is in Houston (from Puerto Rico) and I have heard there is another making that claim in Asia.


This is news? Really?

Think about it this way: In every generation there has been those who claim to be Jesus. Koresh springs to mind, as does Applewhite.

Were these just test-fires and this is the real thing?

I'll reserve my judgment until more evidence is gathered, I suggest you do the same lest you look like a doomsaying wacko.
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Postby Balsiefen on Sat Mar 10, 2007 7:59 am

oh dear, theres always some wierdo who clames to be a second christ

this is just another cult
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Postby The1exile on Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:02 am

It's only a cult if people like jay don't follow it.
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Re: Well, the Bible said this would happen......

Postby Skittles! on Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:09 am

vtmarik wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Math 24:5 "For many will come in my name, saying, 'I am the Christ,' and will deceive many."


http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2925021&page=1



This one is in Houston (from Puerto Rico) and I have heard there is another making that claim in Asia.


This is news? Really?

Think about it this way: In every generation there has been those who claim to be Jesus. Koresh springs to mind, as does Applewhite.

Were these just test-fires and this is the real thing?

I'll reserve my judgment until more evidence is gathered, I suggest you do the same lest you look like a doomsaying wacko.


Yeah, People along centuries have been claiming to be Jesus, and all have been stupid.

But in the Bible it says that close to Jesus' coming, Satan will come to Earth and trick people into believing he is Jesus. It also said that Jesus won't touch Earth's surface, but just float in the air and raise people to him.

So in conclusion, Jesus's coming has been close for the past centuries, but has not actually come. And most probably won't come till another hundreds or thousands of years, if at all.
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Postby Colaalone on Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:34 am

I hope he shoots lasers out of his eyes
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:38 am

Colaalone wrote:I hope he shoots lasers out of his eyes


Maybe you'll have to see for yourself, but I dono, maybe you'll be one of the non-believers and go on Satan's side, and then have the lasers coming towards you.

But, maybe Jesus isn't that technologically advanced.
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Postby Colaalone on Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:39 am

Skittles! wrote:maybe you'll be one of the non-believers and go on Satan's side


One can only pray...
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:43 am

Colaalone wrote:
Skittles! wrote:maybe you'll be one of the non-believers and go on Satan's side


One can only pray...


Doesn't praying mean to a religion? Tut tut.

It's only one can hope.
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Re: Well, the Bible said this would happen......

Postby Stopper on Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:53 am

Skittles! wrote:It also said that Jesus won't touch Earth's surface, but just float in the air and raise people to him.


Superman is Jesus? I could go for that.
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Re: Well, the Bible said this would happen......

Postby Skittles! on Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:56 am

Stopper wrote:
Skittles! wrote:It also said that Jesus won't touch Earth's surface, but just float in the air and raise people to him.


Superman is Jesus? I could go for that.


I wouldn't, not even Superman would make me go into a 'perfect' place laid out with gold.
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Postby Colaalone on Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:59 am

Skittles! wrote:
Colaalone wrote:
Skittles! wrote:maybe you'll be one of the non-believers and go on Satan's side


One can only pray...


Doesn't praying mean to a religion? Tut tut.

It's only one can hope.


I pray to candy mountain, asshole.
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Re: Well, the Bible said this would happen......

Postby Stopper on Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:00 am

Skittles! wrote:I wouldn't, not even Superman would make me go into a 'perfect' place laid out with gold.


:?:

Are you talking about the Fortress of Solitude? That was made of ice, not gold.
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Re: Well, the Bible said this would happen......

Postby Skittles! on Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:03 am

Stopper wrote:
Skittles! wrote:I wouldn't, not even Superman would make me go into a 'perfect' place laid out with gold.


:?:

Are you talking about the Fortress of Solitude? That was made of ice, not gold.


No, I'm talking about what the Bible says about Heaven. It says that Heaven is made of gold.

Now I'm thinking, why gold, and not diamond?
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Postby Aegnor on Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:09 am

If heaven is made of gold, gold would lose its value and won't be impressive any more. I wish heaven is made of chocolate! Yumm!
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:23 am

Aegnor wrote:If heaven is made of gold, gold would lose its value and won't be impressive any more. I wish heaven is made of chocolate! Yumm!


Then it would be eaten away. Very good idea. Hah. Unless eating chocolate turned into a sin, then we couldn't, cause it would be in heaven.
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Postby MeDeFe on Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:24 am

Maybe the chocolate grows back.
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Re: Well, the Bible said this would happen......

Postby 2dimes on Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:50 am

vtmarik wrote:This is news? Really?

Think about it this way: In every generation there has been those who claim to be Jesus. Koresh springs to mind, as does Applewhite.

Were these just test-fires and this is the real thing?

I'll reserve my judgment until more evidence is gathered, I suggest you do the same lest you look like a doomsaying wacko.
Use some logic. There has probably been people doing that for quite some time.

Jesus is credited with speeches where he told people, don't worry about me coming back and don't believe anyone that says "I am him." or "He is here."

I'm too lazy to look up the right one now and doubt you care so I'll hit you with this from the dreamy part of the book.
Revelation 1:7 (New American Standard Bible)
New American Standard Bible (NASB)
Copyright © 1960, 1962, 1963, 1968, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1975, 1977, 1995 by The Lockman Foundation wrote:
BEHOLD, HE IS COMING WITH THE CLOUDS, and every eye will see Him, even those who pierced Him; and all the tribes of the earth will mourn over Him. So it is to be. Amen.
If there is even a shadow of a doubt then it's just someone faking it to sucker religious people, and it proves nothing.

So when he comes back no one will have to "reserve judgment" it absolutely must be obvious to every person or it's not him.

Unless you meant you would like to wait to see if the guy is worthy of your worship and not weither he's the christ or not. Then by all means carry on investigating him.
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Postby max is gr8 on Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:53 am

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have you ever considered that george bush thinks he's christ because he says he attacked Irack because god told him to
Read Iraq as it's spelt in the passage because that's how he say it
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Postby heavycola on Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:55 am

MeDeFe wrote:Maybe the chocolate grows back.


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Postby 2dimes on Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:59 am

heavycola wrote:It can't be long now.
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Today we are one day closer than ever before Heavy!!

I think we need a better selection of end times panic emoticons. Lack?!?
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Postby jay_a2j on Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:23 pm

2dimes wrote:
heavycola wrote:It can't be long now.
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Today we are one day closer than ever before Heavy!!

I think we need a better selection of end times panic emoticons. Lack?!?



ROFL!
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