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Christmas booze.

Postby Norse on Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:06 pm

Yup, my favourite pass-time....functional alcoholism.

This christmas, between christmas eve and the 26th, my christmas household (5 of us) smashed our way through:

48 x Cans of lager
3 x Bottle's of rose'
8 x Bottles of Red
3 X Bottles of white
1 x Bottle of port
1 x Bottle of sherry
1 x Bottle of southern comfort
1 x Bottle of Jim Beam

And this was only the "in house" drinking...not including drinks on our visits over the period.

Is this normal?
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Postby Gypsys Kiss on Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:07 pm

it is round here :lol:
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Postby hecter on Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:07 pm

If I drank a tenth of that, I'd be dead...
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:20 pm

You're going soft Norsey.
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Postby Strife on Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:22 pm

Where has all the Rum gone? :-k
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Re: Christmas booze.

Postby Trevor33 on Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:45 pm

Norse wrote:Yup, my favourite pass-time....functional alcoholism.

This christmas, between christmas eve and the 26th, my christmas household (5 of us) smashed our way through:

48 x Cans of lager
3 x Bottle's of rose'
8 x Bottles of Red
3 X Bottles of white
1 x Bottle of port
1 x Bottle of sherry
1 x Bottle of southern comfort
1 x Bottle of Jim Beam

And this was only the "in house" drinking...not including drinks on our visits over the period.

Is this normal?


lets break this down.

per day, per person.

roughly.

3 cans of beer
1/5 bottle of rose
1 bottle red
1/5 bottle white
and i'm going to guess at 1 small glass of the rest.

doesn't seem to bad.
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:21 am

Make that "1 average-large glass of the rest", trev. It is quite a lot, but not enough to be a real problem as long as you don't drink that much every day of the year.
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Postby Beastly on Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:06 am

I had my first Tom and Jerry at a Christmas Party last week. mmmmmmm

anybody know what's in that?

So tasty mon!
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Postby Norse on Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:06 am

Beastly wrote:I had my first Tom and Jerry at a Christmas Party last week. mmmmmmm

anybody know what's in that?

So tasty mon!


Is it cockney rhyming slang for "sherry"?
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Postby Beastly on Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:09 am

Holy crap I just googled it, and it has raw egg in it!

BARF!

edit... it is heated up, so I guess it may not be raw.
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:34 am

Beastly wrote:Holy crap I just googled it, and it has raw egg in it!

BARF!

edit... it is heated up, so I guess it may not be raw.

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Postby willis on Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:42 am

You may have a problem....

but, it sounds like a damn good time if you ask me
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Postby Blastshot on Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:20 pm

Beastly wrote:Holy crap I just googled it, and it has raw egg in it!

BARF!

edit... it is heated up, so I guess it may not be raw.

look up eggnog, i think it does too
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Postby Iz Man on Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:43 pm

When I read about the evils of drinking,

I gave up reading........
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Re: Christmas booze.

Postby sully800 on Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:38 pm

trevor33 wrote:3 cans of beer
1/5 bottle of rose
1 bottle red
1/5 bottle white
and i'm going to guess at 1 small glass of the rest.

doesn't seem to bad.


Are you serious? 1 small glass of soco and jim beam is still several shots. 3 beers is another 3 drinks. And then more than a bottle of wine to top it off?

It's not going to set any world records, but thats a hell of a lot of drinking. I'm impressed that you're still posting :wink:
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Postby happy2seeyou on Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:50 pm

This past week with family and friends in town I have drank more than I normally do in a month. Top it off with getting a kidney infection. :?
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