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Christmas Tales

Postby Fircoal on Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:28 pm

A Skoffin Christmas Story by Frenchie-chan (no title from him yet)

once upon a time, a lonely evil pony called skinoff was lost in the suburbs.
suddenly, she saw a house lighted with a lot of xmas decorations, with a lot of people joyfully entering in it.
she couldn't believe her eyes! she had found her home for that lonely christmas night.
but when she tried to enter the house, she just fell on her ass (if that's possible for a pony); an invisible force was preventing her from getting near!
all her joy disappeared at once, and her dark heart shrinked; the bastards had set up a ward versus evil.
then she noticed there was a nearby house also full of joyful people, unprotected.
she entered and saw it was full of good drunk people, so she poisoned everyone and made the party filled with cries and pain.
and that's how skinoff the evil pony's christmas ended, walking away in the night laughing maniacally.

true story

as for the morale of the story:

it's something along the lines of: go play nexuswar dammit!

here is another Skoffin Christmas tale

Skoffin's favorite gift by Fircoal

There was one thing in the world that Skoffin the pony really wanted
she would do anything to have it.
After one of her bloody raids, leaving 13 dead, she decided to sacrafice a person for what she really wanted.
so she killed a man and went to sleep on Christmas Eve.
when she woke up on Christmas day, in her stocking was a naked Reed.
She got her wish.

It's true

Kwan and Skoffin by Kwan (no title given, yet)

on one christmas eve
skoffin had sex with kwan
and in no way does that make kwan a pony fucker
the end
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Postby Skoffin on Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:47 pm

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Postby soundout9 on Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:55 pm

Skoffin wrote: What da hail?

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Postby kwanton on Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:13 pm

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:21 pm

One day Fir decided to rape kwan. He wanted to do it in the dark so kwan didn't know who it was. Little did Fir know, it was not kwan, but xtratabasco! Fir had never been so happy to find out he was raping his idol, while xtra shot himself the next morning.
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Postby Iliad on Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:26 pm

soundout9 wrote:
Skoffin wrote: What da hail?

fixed

go away. NOW!
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Postby soundout9 on Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:52 pm

Iliad wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Skoffin wrote: What da hail?

fixed

go away. NOW!

no thank you :)
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Postby Iliad on Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:53 pm

soundout9 wrote:
Iliad wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Skoffin wrote: What da hail?

fixed

go away. NOW!

no thank you :)

No seriously f*ck off
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Postby soundout9 on Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:54 pm

Iliad wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Iliad wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Skoffin wrote: What da hail?

fixed

go away. NOW!

no thank you :)

No seriously f*ck off

No seriously don't be a dick. thank you and have a nice day.
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Postby Iliad on Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:00 pm

soundout9 wrote:
Iliad wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Iliad wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Skoffin wrote: What da hail?

fixed

go away. NOW!

no thank you :)

No seriously f*ck off

No seriously don't be a dick. thank you and have a nice day.
if your definition of being a dick is not liking you then I am just conforming to everyone else
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Postby soundout9 on Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:01 pm

Iliad wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Iliad wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Iliad wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Skoffin wrote: What da hail?

fixed

go away. NOW!

no thank you :)

No seriously f*ck off

No seriously don't be a dick. thank you and have a nice day.
if your definition of being a dick is not liking you then I am just conforming to everyone else

No my deffinition is of a dick is getting pissed at me for no reason.
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:01 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:One day Fir decided to rape kwan. He wanted to do it in the dark so kwan didn't know who it was. Little did Fir know, it was not kwan, but xtratabasco! Fir had never been so happy to find out he was raping his idol, while xtra shot himself the next morning.


:lol: JERK!
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Postby Skoffin on Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:01 pm

soundout9 wrote:
Skoffin wrote: What da hail?

fixed


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Postby Iliad on Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:27 pm

soundout9 wrote:
Iliad wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Iliad wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Iliad wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Skoffin wrote: What da hail?

fixed

go away. NOW!

no thank you :)

No seriously f*ck off

No seriously don't be a dick. thank you and have a nice day.
if your definition of being a dick is not liking you then I am just conforming to everyone else

No my deffinition is of a dick is getting pissed at me for no reason.
no reason? You're ruining this thread
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:28 pm

Iliad wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Iliad wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Iliad wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Iliad wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Skoffin wrote: What da hail?

fixed

go away. NOW!

no thank you :)

No seriously f*ck off

No seriously don't be a dick. thank you and have a nice day.
if your definition of being a dick is not liking you then I am just conforming to everyone else

No my deffinition is of a dick is getting pissed at me for no reason.
no reason? You're ruining this thread
watch out he might report you illiad.


great stories fir.
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:29 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:One day Fir decided to rape kwan. He wanted to do it in the dark so kwan didn't know who it was. Little did Fir know, it was not kwan, but xtratabasco! Fir had never been so happy to find out he was raping his idol, while xtra shot himself the next morning.
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Postby kwanton on Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:06 pm

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