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Postby hecter on Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:48 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
ignotus wrote:Conclusion: I need to get my PhD to have good looking students! :lol: :lol: :lol:


I was watching A Beautiful Mind the other day, and realized: Every male math professor I know is married to a former student. Every single one.

There was this teacher and one of his students, she was like, 13, 14 at the time, ran off together!! He's at least 30 years older than her, and they still ran off together! Now, she's in her late 20's, early 30's, they've had children and they own an antique bookstore on some tiny island in The Bay of Fundy, New Brunswick. I've met them too. I thought she was his daughter until I was told that! It's creepy but hey, love is love...

O, and I forgot to mention that he was married at the time too...
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Postby heavycola on Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:49 pm

hecter wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
ignotus wrote:Conclusion: I need to get my PhD to have good looking students! :lol: :lol: :lol:


I was watching A Beautiful Mind the other day, and realized: Every male math professor I know is married to a former student. Every single one.

There was this teacher and one of his students, she was like, 13, 14 at the time, ran off together!! He's at least 30 years older than her, and they still ran off together! Now, she's in her late 20's, early 30's, they've had children and they own an antique bookstore on some tiny island in The Bay of Fundy, New Brunswick. I've met them too. I thought she was his daughter until I was told that! It's creepy but statutory rape is statutory rape...
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Postby unriggable on Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:16 pm

I fucked Bush. Does that count?
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Postby ignotus on Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:19 pm

unriggable wrote:I fucked Bush. Does that count?


Senior? :?
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Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby got tonkaed on Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:45 pm

ignotus wrote:
unriggable wrote:I fucked Bush. Does that count?


Senior? :?


i think he meant jeb.
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Postby Harijan on Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:47 pm

unriggable wrote:I fucked Bush. Does that count?



PFFT Bush fucked everybody, no biggie there.
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Postby Curmudgeonx on Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:28 pm

I shook Ron Jeremy's hand at the House of Blues in L.A. one night.

An ex-girlfriend of mine blew Paulie Shore.
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Postby Heimdall on Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:34 pm

Curmudgeonx wrote:I shook Ron Jeremy's hand at the House of Blues in L.A. one night.


It wasn't his hand...
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Postby Backglass on Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:36 pm

Curmudgeonx wrote:I shook Ron Jeremy's hand at the House of Blues in L.A. one night.


I hope you washed. :?
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Postby unriggable on Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:08 pm

Heimdall wrote:
Curmudgeonx wrote:I shook Ron Jeremy's hand at the House of Blues in L.A. one night.


It wasn't his hand...


And it wasn't Ron Jeremy's.

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Postby Iliad on Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:30 am

No Paris Hilton joke? I'm dissapointed
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Postby spurgistan on Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:54 am

This thread deserved one. Fortunately, nobody could attest that somebody they knew made out with her; we all do, nothing much of interest there.

Actually, a cousin of mine went to the same prep school she did... but thats a distressing thought.
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Postby firth4eva on Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:32 pm

My friend fucked Jar Jar Binks
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Postby got tonkaed on Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:40 pm

firth4eva wrote:My friend fucked Jar Jar Binks


kinky.
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Postby ignotus on Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:41 pm

firth4eva wrote:My friend fucked Jar Jar Binks


Is he an ear fetishist? :? :lol:
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Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby Backglass on Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:14 pm

firth4eva wrote:My friend fucked Jar Jar Binks


And they had a baby together.

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Postby unriggable on Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:04 pm

Backglass wrote:
firth4eva wrote:My friend fucked Jar Jar Binks


And they had a baby together.

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He looks like a ripped piece of paper.
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Postby dustn64 on Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:17 pm

comic boy wrote:My mum went out with Billy Idol and messed about with Chrissie Hynds and Sade 8)
sounds like your mum is a whore...
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Postby Ariel* on Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:41 am

my friend was on the radio once..
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Postby Hitman079 on Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:44 am

one of my former classmate's cousins was married to corey lidle (a pitcher for the NY yankees) for 9 years, so they probably made out. RIP lidle, 2006.
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