BANG! I.K gets an adrenaline boost!

[Minister Masket]

Punch! Kapow! And the crowd goes wild.
Orange ninja gets excited fighting a giant rabbit!
Divine intervention conspires with Disney to inspire younglings.
Daleks and Emperor Tachyon destroy Wonderland!
Light and Darkness are one!
Fizzle, Spark. Edge of the Universe.

Tick Tick Bang.

[ignotus]

Punch! Kapow! And the crowd goes wild.
Orange ninja gets excited fighting a giant rabbit!
Divine intervention conspires with Disney to inspire younglings.
Daleks and Emperor Tachyon destroy Wonderland!
Light and Darkness are one!
Fizzle, Spark. Edge of the Universe.

Tick Tick Bang.

wtF???

[unriggable]

It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this. You were already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this. You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. "If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin." Why didn't anyone else understand these important things? You got to your car and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too.

[Simonov]

[soundout9]

CHICKEN!!!

[Frigidus]

Chicken is delicious.

[Minister Masket]

Chicken is delicious.

And you can too!

[cena-rules]

sorry my fault. MM didnt take his pills

*administers pills*

[Minister Masket]

Back off Igor. I'm fine! I'm doing this for the greater good!

[cena-rules]

you will take your pill.

Dont make me get the claw

[Minister Masket]

Go go gadget Blef!

[-ShadySoul-]

There is a certain day in your calendar which should be underlined in red bold strokes. That, is your anniversary. Never forget the day you got married. It is the most single important day of the whole year. If you happen to forget, there will be no escape from constant mockery and fights. You will always feel as if you are walking on an edge of a knife, with infinite small razors. There is no escape from the knife. Even if you decide to fall, you will land on more and more spike-shaped objects. "Never forgive, and never forget" that will be the morale of your life, if you happen to forget THE day. The future will be turned into a black hole, with no light at the end of that tunnel. You will start to think that the best way to get rid of constant blackness, would be to join it. Become one with the dark, the evil. But you will never have the guts to do it. Men, we are weak. Some say we have no emotions, i say we have plenty, we just hide them well. And many times we become nothing but slaves of the dark. We will always forgive, but never forget.

[cena-rules]

There is a certain day in your calendar which should be underlined in red bold strokes. That, is your anniversary. Never forget the day you got married. It is the most single important day of the whole year. If you happen to forget, there will be no escape from constant mockery and fights. You will always feel as if you are walking on an edge of a knife, with infinite small razors. There is no escape from the knife. Even if you decide to fall, you will land on more and more spike-shaped objects. "Never forgive, and never forget" that will be the morale of your life, if you happen to forget THE day. The future will be turned into a black hole, with no light at the end of that tunnel. You will start to think that the best way to get rid of constant blackness, would be to join it. Become one with the dark, the evil. But you will never have the guts to do it. Men, we are weak. Some say we have no emotions, i say we have plenty, we just hide them well. And many times we become nothing but slaves of the dark. We will always forgive, but never forget.

I accept your proposal of marriage

[-ShadySoul-]

There is a certain day in your calendar which should be underlined in red bold strokes. That, is your anniversary. Never forget the day you got married. It is the most single important day of the whole year. If you happen to forget, there will be no escape from constant mockery and fights. You will always feel as if you are walking on an edge of a knife, with infinite small razors. There is no escape from the knife. Even if you decide to fall, you will land on more and more spike-shaped objects. "Never forgive, and never forget" that will be the morale of your life, if you happen to forget THE day. The future will be turned into a black hole, with no light at the end of that tunnel. You will start to think that the best way to get rid of constant blackness, would be to join it. Become one with the dark, the evil. But you will never have the guts to do it. Men, we are weak. Some say we have no emotions, i say we have plenty, we just hide them well. And many times we become nothing but slaves of the dark. We will always forgive, but never forget.

I accept your proposal of marriage

when are we getting married?
how about today?

[Minister Masket]

You do. I now pronounce you with a pinch of salt and butterfingers.

[cena-rules]

There is a certain day in your calendar which should be underlined in red bold strokes. That, is your anniversary. Never forget the day you got married. It is the most single important day of the whole year. If you happen to forget, there will be no escape from constant mockery and fights. You will always feel as if you are walking on an edge of a knife, with infinite small razors. There is no escape from the knife. Even if you decide to fall, you will land on more and more spike-shaped objects. "Never forgive, and never forget" that will be the morale of your life, if you happen to forget THE day. The future will be turned into a black hole, with no light at the end of that tunnel. You will start to think that the best way to get rid of constant blackness, would be to join it. Become one with the dark, the evil. But you will never have the guts to do it. Men, we are weak. Some say we have no emotions, i say we have plenty, we just hide them well. And many times we become nothing but slaves of the dark. We will always forgive, but never forget.

I accept your proposal of marriage

when are we getting married?
how about today?

OK I do

where shall we go on honeymoon

[Minister Masket]

Uranus?

[cena-rules]

Uranus?

MM be my best Man

[-ShadySoul-]

im gonna have to say Siberia

we will melt snow with our love

[DAZMCFC]

is it free booze at the do afterwards.

[Minister Masket]

is it free booze at the do afterwards.

Yup. Served by a variety of penguin waiters and Morgan Freeman.

[Neoteny]

This is a quality thread? I'll take the boring ones, thank you.

[Minister Masket]

This is a quality thread? I'll take the boring ones, thank you.

You're a cruel man and you're going to "My Little Pony" land when you die!

[-ShadySoul-]

This is a quality thread? I'll take the boring ones, thank you.

You're a cruel man and you're going to "My Little Pony" land when you die!