by The Factory on Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:30 am
It's tough to pick one band. My Chemical Romance, AFI, Panic at The Disco, and HIM are all atrociously mediocre bands specifically designed to cater to the lowest common denominator and/or "angsty" kids with "difficult" lives out in the suburbs, oh the horror of having your dad ask you to take out the trash!
Well, now that I think HIM is probably the worst among the bands I listed, the vocalist's voice is so limp and weak they have to hike it up in the mix like crazy just to be able to make it audible, the guitarist is just flat out painful to listen to, you can just hear that he's struggling, the keyboardist flowers around here and there, rather boring, and the drummer could easily be replaced with a $50 drum machine and no one would be the wiser. My girlfriend fell in love with the "Venus Doom" CD and to be honest with you it sounds like diet Tool with about a 1/10 of the talent. Perhaps the worst part of HIM is that they have the gall to call themselves metal, these mascara wearing fruits couldn't pass for metal if they were composed entirely of iron.
