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Postby edwinissweet on Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:04 pm

Ocidean wrote:Well, lets see...

Odin has a hammer, Zeus has a f*cken lightning bolt and can knock out Odin at a range of several km

Odin *KO*
Ra
Zeus
God

Hmm, Ra i suppose has the sun. Which after throwing at Zeus and his puny lightning bolt kills him.

Odin *KO*
Ra
Zeus *DEAD*
God

Right about now Odin would be coming round, but God would just create the universe and drop it ontop of both Odin and Ra, so there both dead.

Odin *DEAD*
Ra *DEAD*
Zeus *DEAD*
God

And that, ladys and gentlemen is how the universe was created!



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Re: Which religous icon would win in a fight? (be honest)

Postby Backglass on Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:07 pm

Norse wrote:Well, I'm sure we've all wondered.

Now choose!

Christianity versus pagan religions!


Is this like Dungeons & Dragons? I never was into these fantasy make-believe games.

Wait! I was just attacked with level ten water-into-wine! Good thing I had on my level 40 "coat of many colors" to save my liver. :lol:
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Postby umanouski on Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:16 pm

screw it, Chuck Norris would turn them into mush with his famous
roundhouse kicks!
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Postby Strife on Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:30 pm

edwinissweet wrote:
Ocidean wrote:Well, lets see...

Odin has a hammer, Zeus has a f*cken lightning bolt and can knock out Odin at a range of several km

Odin *KO*
Ra
Zeus
God

Hmm, Ra i suppose has the sun. Which after throwing at Zeus and his puny lightning bolt kills him.

Odin *KO*
Ra
Zeus *DEAD*
God

Right about now Odin would be coming round, but God would just create the universe and drop it ontop of both Odin and Ra, so there both dead.

Odin *DEAD*
Ra *DEAD*
Zeus *DEAD*
God

And that, ladys and gentlemen is how the universe was created!



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Odin does NOT have a hammer... :roll:
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Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:18 am

Yeah, that's Thor people.
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Postby Sackett58 on Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:44 am

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Postby vtmarik on Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:28 pm

Odin would win, he can see the end of the fight before it gets there.

Ra would be the last to die, since he'd hang out in his orb and let the others take them out.

Zeus would be second to last, simply because he's got the ability to change his shape and could use that to avoid attack.

God would be the first to die because he'd go outside of the timeline and existence and would then be disqualified and killed by those holding the contest.
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Postby suggs on Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:53 pm

How come McGawd, Scotlands national deity, didnt make the list...?
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Postby FenrisLoki on Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:01 pm

Buddha would win, hand's down. Heck, any of the boddhisatvas would win against any mere god. The Buddha knows all the Gods but is unbound by the laws of the universe which bind even them. Buddha can do anything that any God can do and survive anything they tried against him, because things like time and space and even logic are all just constructs of reality; since Buddha understands that all reality is an illusion, he can circumvent it at will.

The only problem would be convincing Buddha to compete, since nothing in reality is truly worthwhile.
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