Crappy online translators.

[Frigidus]

I am responsible for the attack on the World Trade Center.

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I responsibly behind the storm attack on the world-comprehensive commercial center.

[ignotus]

I am responsible for the attack on the World Trade Center.

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I responsibly behind the storm attack on the world-comprehensive commercial center.

now we know who's actually behind it...

[jiminski]

I wondered lonely as a cloud
Which floats on high
over vale and hill
When all at once i saw a crowd
A host of golden daffodils
beside the lake beneath the trees
fluttering and dancing in the breeze


becomes:

I only asked for as cloud,
me I swim on the superior part on the valley and of the hill,
if of alone a convoy to come an amount of the amount had Goldosterglocken close to the lake under the trees that swim,
and that they dance in breaking

well i think i prefer the second one .. it is very much in the German romantic tradition!

[Simonov]

Ignotus shaves his balls - he is a disgrace for men all over the world.

FRENCH:
Ignotus rase ses boules - il est un déshonneur pour les hommes partout dans le monde.

SPANISH:
Ignotus raso sus bolas son una deshonra para los hombres por todas partes en el mundo.

GERMAN:
Flaches Ignotus ihre Kugeln sind eine Schmach für die Männer gänzlich in der Welt.

ENGLISH:
Flat Ignotus their balls are complete a disgrace for the men in the world.

[Simonov]

[hecter]

I had sex with several pieces of clappers footwear.
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To me it was the soil with certain pieces of the footwear of the sheets.

No word of a fucking lie...

[ignotus]

well, my balls are shaved... ha-ha. But thats just the way you like it, my darling...

[ignotus]

Simonov try putting story about crvenkapica (little red riding hood) into the translator and see how it comes in Croatian...

[Simonov]

Simonov try putting story about crvenkapica (little red riding hood) into the translator and see how it comes in Croatian...

you do it.. and post - don't have the will to do it...

[ignotus]

the title goes like this:

English -> Croatian -> English
little - mali - small (no explanations needed)
red - riđi - foxy (a color; bright red)
riding - konjički - cavalry (no explanations needed)
hood - haubu - hood (of a car)




Well I wouldn't mind checking what's under the hood.

[The Weird One]

[hecter]

I would do anything to be able to lick those legs...

[Minister Masket]

"I shall destroy the world using flaming chipmunks and ridiculously large lasers of doom!"
English > French > Spanish > Russian > English becomes:

"I shall destroy world use which burns Swisses and a way ridiculous greater laseres death!"

It sounds interesting I'll grant, but I fear something has been lost in translation.

[unriggable]

"By the way the squirrels are planning to assault you"

"At the right time the white атакования him plan."

Makes you wonder.

[Norse]

I get nervous when I see russin words.

[unriggable]

I get nervous when I see russin words.

Nobody likes to rush.

[Iliad]

A little test I did using this translator.

I started by using the phrase:

"Hello. I wish to commit myself to another year of service"

English-french

Bonjour. Je veux me confier à une autre année de service

French-spanish

Buenos días. Quiero confiarme a un otro año de servicio

Spanish-Russian

Хорошие дни. Я хочу рассчитывать в другой год службы

Russian-German

Die guten Tage. Ich will in anderes Jahr des Dienstes rechnen

German-English

The good days. I want to count other year of the service

The russian was close it had bad grammar but the same meaning but it must've ben fucked up in german

[Iliad]

I got from:
This translator stuffs up the grammar and sometimes even the entire meaning of this sentence
to
This translator fills on top the grammar and often even the whole feeling of this decision

[moomaster2000]

I use the escalator because I am old.

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I use the rolling stair because I am old.

[moomaster2000]

I like watching young Irish boys rape themselves

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I may observe young Irish young rape myself