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Postby Iz Man on Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:20 pm

jnd94 wrote:So......if.......she...weighs the same as........a......duck......

Yes?

She is............A WITCH!!!

Burn her anyway !!!
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Postby ignotus on Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:02 pm

Arbustos wrote:Always look on the bright side of life...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Jehan on Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:46 pm

jnd94 wrote:So......if.......she...weighs the same as........a......duck......

Yes?

She is............A WITCH!!!

i loved how she said 'fair enough' at the end of it.
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Postby borox0 on Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:26 pm

And the castle Anthrax... :lol:
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:35 pm

Or the song of Sir Robin.

Bravely bold Sir Robin
Brought forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh, brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged,
And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off,
And his peni--
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Postby borox0 on Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:37 pm

Then the winter came, and they were forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing
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Postby The Weird One on Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:41 pm

YAAAAAY \:D/

Oh, yeah, and join the clan :D
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Postby borox0 on Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:58 pm

You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest, with a herring!
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:00 pm

borox0 wrote:You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest, with a herring!


Oh yeah well...





IT!!
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Postby borox0 on Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:09 pm

It' the old man from scene 24!

Nearly every line in that movie is a classic quote.
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Postby The Weird One on Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:33 pm

yep. . .I've sent an e-ticket in for this clan. :D
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Postby xtratabasco on Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:36 pm

Syzygy wrote:You gave me an excellent idea.



what, a MP clan? sounds great.


whatever happened to them, Hector?

I know there old, but?
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Postby The Weird One on Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:41 pm

xtratabasco wrote:
Syzygy wrote:You gave me an excellent idea.



what, a MP clan? sounds great.


whatever happened to them, Hector?

I know there old, but?


I've just started -sent in a request to the mods- an MP clan, and what happened to who? :?
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Postby xtratabasco on Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:48 pm

The Weird One wrote:
xtratabasco wrote:
Syzygy wrote:You gave me an excellent idea.



what, a MP clan? sounds great.


whatever happened to them, Hector?

I know there old, but?


I've just started -sent in a request to the mods- an MP clan, and what happened to who? :?



I would join that clan (in an advisory position) if allowed.


are they still doing their thing? I know there old, but I lost track of them over the last 5-10 years ago (kind of like star trek)


are they still on the air???? in the UK????
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Postby The Weird One on Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:52 pm

nope, they broke up and did other stuff, one of 'em died. they came back together a couple of times to do full length films, but other than that, went their separate ways. :cry:
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Postby borox0 on Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:02 pm

The Weird One wrote:nope, they broke up and did other stuff, one of 'em died. they came back together a couple of times to do full length films, but other than that, went their separate ways. :cry:


But u still can't beat classics.
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Postby xtratabasco on Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:04 pm

The Weird One wrote:nope, they broke up and did other stuff, one of 'em died. they came back together a couple of times to do full length films, but other than that, went their separate ways. :cry:



a fish called wanda clan


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Postby strike wolf on Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:03 pm

borox0 wrote:It' the old man from scene 24!

Nearly every line in that movie is a classic quote.


Very true.

*has arm chopped off*

"just a scratch."
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:06 pm

The Weird One wrote:nope, they broke up and did other stuff, one of 'em died. they came back together a couple of times to do full length films, but other than that, went their separate ways. :cry:


Which one was it that died? I can't remember.

Oh and what about A Fish Called Wanda? It was a good movie too.
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Postby The Weird One on Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:07 pm

Your bloody arm's off!
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Postby The Weird One on Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:56 am

We Are Now Official \:D/
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Postby Iliad on Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:30 am

The Weird One wrote:We Are Now Official \:D/
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Postby DaGip on Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:33 am

It's only a flesh wound...

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Postby spurgistan on Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:38 am

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Postby MR. Nate on Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:35 pm

borox0 wrote:It' the old man from scene 24!

Nearly every line in that movie is a classic quote.


Not to mention the opening credits.

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