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Postby wrestler1ump on Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:12 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo_24_qTNac

Has anybody ever wondered this; how does this man wipe his ass? I simply cannot fathom how he does it, and this question is not intended to make anyone angry.
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:15 pm

Someone would do it for him...
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Postby unriggable on Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:15 pm

Scratching post.
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Re: No Arms No Legs

Postby lord voldemort on Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:15 pm

wrestler1ump wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo_24_qTNac

Has anybody ever wondered this; how does this man wipe his ass? I simply cannot fathom how he does it, and this question is not intended to make anyone angry.


but it apppears u have....u could of said how does he kick the footy or something like that, and anything you say should be in flame wars so others can bag you some more
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Postby unriggable on Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:17 pm

What's that thing on his left leg stump?
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Postby wrestler1ump on Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:23 pm

Hey guys I did not make this thread up as a way to make fun of this courageous man. Please refraine from dissing him.

As for having someone wipe his butt for him, that would be awfully annoying to have to pick out a stranger when he goes on business trips and have them wipe it for him. As for a scratch pad, that would get dirty really easily. There must be some kind of invention for people like him, or just people that have no arms.
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:24 pm

unriggable wrote:What's that thing on his left leg stump?


good question
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:27 pm

wrestler1ump wrote:Hey guys I did not make this thread up as a way to make fun of this courageous man. Please refraine from dissing him.

As for having someone wipe his butt for him, that would be awfully annoying to have to pick out a stranger when he goes on business trips and have them wipe it for him. As for a scratch pad, that would get dirty really easily. There must be some kind of invention for people like him, or just people that have no arms.


Hell, Whump... It would be just as terrible to just try and take a piss like a normal man.
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Postby TheProwler on Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:27 pm

wrestler1ump wrote:As for having someone wipe his butt for him, that would be awfully annoying to have to pick out a stranger when he goes on business trips and have them wipe it for him.


Don't get your hopes up Wrump. I am sure he travels with people that help him out when he needs it.
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Postby Harijan on Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:33 pm

Or just only stays at places with a bidet, and has a bidet in his home.

Nicer hotels almost always have rooms with Bidets.
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Postby Kal on Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:58 pm

He has invented (or had someone else invent) a mechanical-robotic arm that is controlled with brain waves (like Stephen Hawkings wheelchair) with vacuum suction and three 360 degree-rotary arm bends that does the job lickity split.
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Postby wrestler1ump on Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:17 pm

Hey guys I never said this was a place to flame or make fun of him. Now that you guys have decided to be immature I am sorry that I started this thread, but I thought I might get an honest answer rather than people just making up jokes to make fun of him.
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Postby cena-rules on Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:20 pm

This guy is great. Its proof that even with a disability you are still human and can do human things

I liked the car joke
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