Miley Cyrus fan club is a sham

[Nardbuster]

I am a fan club member of Miley Cyrus. I was to get promational information about a Hanna Montana concert. So I could butter dad up.
The tickets went on sale and sold out in four minutes. I am didapointed. I save my money to be a fan club member. Cost me a whole $29.00.
Now, IF I can get the money to go I have to purchase it from "scalper" for 10x more.

I am only nine. Question: scalper don't hang out in alleys and such places, do they? Sounds dangerous!!!

Thanks Miley, My safety is at stake..

[moomaster2000]

pshht. im still laughing at the pregnancy rumors.

[Minister Masket]

pshht. im still laughing at the pregnancy rumors.

Do tell. My sister loves Hannah Montana, so anything you know about Miley, let me know.

[Harijan]

I am a fan club member of Miley Cyrus. I was to get promational information about a Hanna Montana concert. So I could butter dad up.
The tickets went on sale and sold out in four minutes. I am didapointed. I save my money to be a fan club member. Cost me a whole $29.00.
Now, IF I can get the money to go I have to purchase it from "scalper" for 10x more.

I am only nine. Question: scalper don't hang out in alleys and such places, do they? Sounds dangerous!!!

Thanks Miley, My safety is at stake..

WTF, how does a 9 year old know get the handle "Nardbuster"? Do your parents even care about what you do on the internet?

Please tell me you are actually a 40 year-old 300 pound closet pedophile with a Hannah Montana obsession, and not a 9-year old.

[0ojakeo0]

pshht. im still laughing at the pregnancy rumors.

Do tell. My sister loves Hannah Montana, so anything you know about Miley, let me know.

just a rumor going around she was pregnant.

[moomaster2000]

yes. some dumb teen magazine was desperate. Tell your sister she is and her career is ruined, and she looked up to a drug addict,

[Chris7He]

I don't like Miley Cyrus. I hate her music and her show, but she's decent looking. I can't understand why her tickets sold out in a day.

I don't like Miley Cyrus, but a friend of mine got to take photos with her. I still ask him why he didn't touch her boobs, but he keeps one telling me a security guard was watching him.

[moomaster2000]

I don't like Miley Cyrus. I hate her music and her show, but she's decent looking. I can't understand why her tickets sold out in a day.

I don't like Miley Cyrus, but a friend of mine got to take photos with her. I still ask him why he didn't touch her boobs, but he keeps one telling me a security guard was watching him.

Your a Pervert.

[luns101]

It's threads like this that made Heavycola choose an avatar with an exploding head.

[Dancing Mustard]

This is one of the weirdest trolling expeditions I've ever seen in my life.

That or you're just ill in various grey, spongey and vitally important parts of your head.

Anyway, let's all read the news together like one big happy family