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Postby Norse on Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:19 am

yup.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby asl80 on Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:39 am

Julius Caesar rises from the dead - the Holy Roman Empire is resurected with plans to rule Europe and the rest of the known world. Caeser decalares he will not be stopped untill someone does something about the bloody weather!

When we ask for rain we don't want floods!
A drought is not an appropriate response to a call for a fine day!
And a bit of breeze in the sails does not equate to a hurricane!

Anyone care to stop him (or whatever he represents)?
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Postby unriggable on Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:04 am

Everything is the same. Except that Jesus is instead called Wooka-wooka-wabbadabba.
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Postby Twill on Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:05 am

Norse, careful it doesn't turn into spam, we have other threads for that ;)

Yup, have a good one

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Postby MarketAnarchist on Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:06 am

The Declaration of Independence contains one extra word, and sets us on a totally new course of history creating a market anarchist-libertarian paradise.
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Postby unriggable on Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:07 am

MarketAnarchist wrote:The Declaration of Independence contains one extra word, and sets us on a totally new course of history creating a market anarchist-libertarian paradise.


The word is wank.
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Postby kalishnikov on Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:07 pm

There has been a baseline conspiracy since the early 19th/late 18th century, started by the original Hellfire Club, to resurrect Jesus in the year 2012 using cybernetic components; giving him true omnipotence and the ability to smite his enemies with a single thought. Combined with his mastery of E.S.P., this will give him the edge on all fields of battle and total real-time control of front line troops.

This Mechanical Christ will then be moved into the office of President of the USA in a power play by the Illuminati, furthering there choke hold of worldwide politics. When the time is right they shall strike out against their adversaries in a bid for global domination.

Their ultimate goal: the forceful conversion of every human being to the extraterrestrial race, which they will summon in 2025, eventually leading to a mass migration to Hallie's Comet when it passes the Earth in 2050; leaving our planet a barren wasteland, uninhabitable to all forms of life.
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Postby Norse on Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:09 pm

That theory is full of win
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby Titanic on Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:31 pm

I dont think alternate is the right word to go in the title.
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