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unriggable wrote:Xians all believe in the OT as well, besides the Jewish OT and Xian OT aren't identical. Plus its impossible to follow Jesus to begin with so...
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
Backglass wrote:If every christian lived by the bible, you would have this:
- Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)
- Tell the people of Israel to keep my Sabbath day, for the Sabbath is a sign of the covenant between me and you forever. It helps you to remember that I am the LORD, who makes you holy. Yes, keep the Sabbath day, for it is holy. Anyone who desecrates it must die; anyone who works on that day will be cut off from the community. (Exodus 31:12-15 NLT)
Lovely. And it's the MUSLIMS we are to fear? Yikes!
Deuteronomy 17:12 (New Living Translation)
New Living Translation (NLT)
Holy Bible. New Living Translation copyright © 1996, 2004 by Tyndale Charitable Trust. Used by permission of Tyndale House Publishers. wrote:12 Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the Lord your God must die. In this way you will purge the evil from Israel.
Exodus 31:12-15 (New Living Translation)
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Holy Bible. New Living Translation copyright © 1996, 2004 by Tyndale Charitable Trust. Used by permission of Tyndale House Publishers. wrote:Instructions for the Sabbath
12 The Lord then gave these instructions to Moses: 13 “Tell the people of Israel: ‘Be careful to keep my Sabbath day, for the Sabbath is a sign of the covenant between me and you from generation to generation. It is given so you may know that I am the Lord, who makes you holy. 14 You must keep the Sabbath day, for it is a holy day for you. Anyone who desecrates it must be put to death; anyone who works on that day will be cut off from the community. 15 You have six days each week for your ordinary work, but the seventh day must be a Sabbath day of complete rest, a holy day dedicated to the Lord. Anyone who works on the Sabbath must be put to death.
b.k. barunt wrote:Shades of Salman Rushdie! * * looks around for for suspicious swarthy types with box cutters * * I'll fool them all, and convert to Islam just before i breathe my last, then escape happily into paradise, where naked virgins will feed me twinkies and oranges till the cows come home.
Honibaz
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
unriggable wrote:DaGip wrote:borox0 wrote:If i had a religion, i would probably be islam.
It's easy, all you have to do is say the Shahada (declaration of faith) three times and then take a bath (washing your whole body, including sniffing water up your nose and blowing it out three times). After this, you are considered a Muslim and all your previous sins are totally forgiven! So reverts are at a bit of an advantage to lifers as far as being able to be accepted into Jannah (Paradise). If you want to know the Shahada, here it is:
La Illaha Illa Allah, Muhammad Rasool Allah!
If you have ever watched the 13th Warrior, this is what Antonio Banderas writes in the sand for King Olaf, and this is what it means:
There is no god worthy of worship except Allah, and Muhammad is His messenger.
Now say this three times and go take a bath, then you can pray five times a day, quit eating BBQ Babybacks, start giving Zakhat (Tithe of income that is supposed to go to the needy, like...HAMMAS!) and starve yourself throughout the month of Ramadan.
Better that then circumcision.
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
I'm suprised that somebody suffering from such severe muscular atrophy could be so insensitivebilly07 wrote:u look like rigamortis already set in u old paedophile
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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