Jolly Roger wrote:Jehan wrote:bass player here, so i'm biased as well, but this whole argument is dumb, if you want to make a band without both the drummer and the bass player being good, solid and locked in with each other, its going to be a terrible band
I too play bass and I agree 100%. The drums, however, are definitely the most maligned of the two:
• How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
• How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
• What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
• What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
• How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in
• How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better
Neil Peart coulda done it.
• How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they have a machine to do that now.
• How do you get a drummer to play quieter?
Put a chart in front of him
• Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
• What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
• What would you call the smartest drummer in the world?
Mildly retarded.
• What do you call 10 guys in a drum circle?
A dope ring.
• What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money.
• What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm?
A tatoo.
• What's the difference between a large pizza and a drummer?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
• What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Overqualified.
• What did the drummer say to the band leader?
Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?