Vote sheepofdumb for great bandito!

[pancakemix]

Side note: When I looked up controlling zombies it gave me voodo. Feeling like that wasn't mainstream enough I went with necromancy. The ways these two black magics control the dearly departed are in the neighborhood though.

Wrong again. Voodoo uses special powder using chemicals kept secret. The person afflicted by "Voodoo magic" is knocked out and deprived of oxygen. The medicine man/witch doctor cures the person, who, because of oxygen deprivation, experiences mental difficulties and is easily manipulated.

[pancakemix]

I know Fircoal has enough ways to call sheep a retard that I can get some sleep.

Fircoal, let me down and I'll hurt you. Badly.

[Fircoal]

I know Fircoal has enough ways to call sheep a retard that I can get some sleep.

Fircoal, let me down and I'll hurt you. Badly.

Don't worry, I won't.

[sheepofdumb]

All this time the real solution was hiding from me, now that I realized it here is my trump card.

NECROMANCY!

Being a necromancer means I have control of the undead. Therefore, I have direct control of a zombie.

That's not a zombie by definition. It's an undead slave.

Necromancy is often incorporated into video games, such as those taking place in medieval times. Games like EverQuest, Battle Realms, Diablo 2, Lineage 2, World of Warcraft, Guild Wars, The Elder Scrolls Series, Dungeons & Dragons, and many others include necromancy. Normally in games, a necromancer can directly summon Zombies, animated Skeletons, Ghosts and other Undead.

I like how you copied and pasted the gaming definition.

The [Zombie Survival] guide attributes the zombie outbreaks described to the virus "Solanum" (not to be confused with the plant genus). The virus is said to be neither waterborne nor airborne; the only way to become infected is through direct fluid contact, in which context the virus is 100% communicable with a 100% mortality rate. This virus is unique in that it converts the brain of its victims into a specialized organ that needs no oxygen, water or food to survive. The virus also makes the undead body tissues toxic, resulting in the zombies having a much slower decomposition rate due to most carrion feeders and bacteria avoiding the poisonous flesh.

I didn't feel like twisting my sources for my personal gain. That is not right.

Also, you are taking this from a virus point of view. I'm taking it from a black magic point of view. Both accomplish the same goal though, create undead. So here's my offer cakes. We both agree to disagree on if you can control a zombie or not and we create and rule/run away from the zombie horde we make. Fircoal can be second in command.

[Fircoal]

sheep that kinda sounds retarded. And besides pancake isn't here to anwser, and I have to call you an idiot, every time you post.

[pancakemix]

I didn't feel like twisting my sources for my personal gain. That is not right.

Also, you are taking this from a virus point of view. I'm taking it from a black magic point of view. Both accomplish the same goal though, create undead. So here's my offer cakes. We both agree to disagree on if you can control a zombie or not and we create and rule/run away from the zombie horde we make. Fircoal can be second in command.

How am I twisting my sources? It would've just said guide. I added Zombie Survival for clarification.

Tell me, sheep, have you ever witnessed a resurrection using black magic?

And your offer will get me killed.